Most Embarrassing Moment of your life?
Posted 08 September 2012 - 05:46 PM
Back in the 6th grade, one day in school, I had to go take a dump. So I went to take a dump. I wiped my butt and stuff and then I pulled up my pants. I went back to class and a group of this hot girls started laughing at me. I didn't understand why, I was confused, I asked why they were laughing and they just laughed some more. So I ignored them and continued walking. We went out for recess and I met with my friends at our usual picnic table. They said hi and the moment I turned around they started acting weird as if they were trying to hide their laughs. Then they started laughing! I was sooo confused and I just didn't know what to do! They wouldn't say what was so funny so I was just standing there. Then I walked by a group of popular girls and they started giggling and they took out their phones and took pictures of my back, when I finally looked around and found a long line of toilet paper stuck to my pants with brown stuff on it, and I instantly turned red and ripped it out of my pants and went to the washroom. Then when I went home the pictures were all over facebook. To this day people still laugh about it and I'm still extremely embarrassed about the incident.
Now you go!
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Credit to Intoewsables
Formerly known as UMADBRO?
Luongo Supporter. Does not deserve any of this BS
Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:00 PM
Grade 10 basketball team, were facing a diff. school. Me and my friends won regional's that year, had a great team, and even better, we all had a good time. We fooled around in games - counted out loud '3, 2, 1' when the other team had the ball to make them shoot from half and a lot more... - and we still love each other, like a big family. So one game, I was starting off on the bench and we were facing our rivals, the team we ended up beating in the finals to win regional's. Anyways, the coach told me to get up and warmup; I did just so, and the play came to a stop after the opposing team threw the ball out of bounds. Me and my friends were laughing a lot before I got on, and I didn't know what way we were going. Got on, was soo pumped, saw an empty court (was actually our side), sprinted for the in-bound, my friends amazed at my quickness were like 'wtf' and my friend in-balled the ball to me. I ran all the way down for an easy 2 points - which was actually my net - and just as I was about to lay it up, I noticed it was too good to be true. My friends kept quiet cause they wanted to crack up after I scored on our own hoop, and just as I jumped up for the lay-up, I purposely hit it off the back-board and back to myself and took it back up the court in the right direction this time. I made it seem like it was all under control
Edited by The Sedin's 6th Sense, 08 September 2012 - 06:05 PM.
"You know what my favourite Super Bowl is? The next one."
- Tom Brady
Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:16 PM
Edited by By Crom!, 08 September 2012 - 06:26 PM.
Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:20 PM
Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:13 PM
Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:16 PM
Not really though, if you didn't have any of this stuff to look back on life would be boring! I don't know if I'd take back anything "embarrassing" I've had happen.
Maybe a few actually.
Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:46 PM
Sig Credit goes to Henrik Sedin
Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:58 PM
Dedication. (Don't feel too bad, I think my friend did this too).
Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:09 PM
Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:14 PM
Maybe a few actually.
I would take back my family seeing my adult shlong any day.. lol
Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:16 PM
Yeah that's probably one to take back. I've got a few similar to that which I wouldn't mind taking back either.
Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:24 PM
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:19 PM
You should have just started dancing like it was intentional.
Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:21 PM
Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:22 PM
Saying it now is like when you're in an argument and have a perfect comeback ready... in the car on the way home.
Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:25 PM
STHS league: New Jersey Devils
Paul George GOAT
Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:28 PM
Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:29 PM
Or you're replaying the situation in your head in the shower that night and you have a perfect come-back... You just know you'll never get to use it.
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!" -One of the best Seinfeld moments.
Posted 08 September 2012 - 10:52 PM
Credit to -Vintage Canuck-
Posted 09 September 2012 - 02:04 AM
guess i've been lucky. no embarassing situations that i can remember.
Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:28 AM
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 04:37 PM
Still better than beating him up for 20 cents.
Posted 09 September 2012 - 07:27 PM
Posted 09 September 2012 - 07:49 PM
I was living in Calgary (earlier this year) and I went out with a friend from home who was visiting (we'll call him X), and his cousin (we'll call him Y). We were back at the hotel from a night of partying (at some bar Y's school rented out, beside the Calgary tower) and I decided I had to pee. I told them I would catch up with them, and went to the lobby bathroom. When I came out I forgot which floor we were on, which room to go to...so I got in the elevator and went to a random floor. A few hours later, early morning, a maid had found me passed out on the floor covered in puke. She was frantic, thinking I was dead or dying. She went down the hall (I'm assuming to grab a manager or some cleaning supplies, or something) so I got up and went to my room, which I was able to remember by this point. X and Y didn't even realize I never showed up, and we laughed about it the whole way back to my house.
NOTE: I was staying in the hotel instead of my house because the grads had gotten hotel rooms and I decided it would make more sense to stay there than take the $20.00 cab ride home. Also, I know I should have cleaned up, but...I didn't.
Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:00 PM
Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:05 PM
you begged for sex and she didn't give in? what a female dog
Edited by GodzillaDeuce, 09 September 2012 - 08:05 PM.
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