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#1 Nathan MacKinnon

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 05:46 PM

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I'll start it off

Back in the 6th grade, one day in school, I had to go take a dump. So I went to take a dump. I wiped my butt and stuff and then I pulled up my pants. I went back to class and a group of this hot girls started laughing at me. I didn't understand why, I was confused, I asked why they were laughing and they just laughed some more. So I ignored them and continued walking. We went out for recess and I met with my friends at our usual picnic table. They said hi and the moment I turned around they started acting weird as if they were trying to hide their laughs. Then they started laughing! I was sooo confused and I just didn't know what to do! They wouldn't say what was so funny so I was just standing there. Then I walked by a group of popular girls and they started giggling and they took out their phones and took pictures of my back, when I finally looked around and found a long line of toilet paper stuck to my pants with brown stuff on it, and I instantly turned red and ripped it out of my pants and went to the washroom. Then when I went home the pictures were all over facebook. To this day people still laugh about it and I'm still extremely embarrassed about the incident.

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 05:53 PM

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:00 PM

More funny if anything, but the hell with it.




Grade 10 basketball team, were facing a diff. school. Me and my friends won regional's that year, had a great team, and even better, we all had a good time. We fooled around in games - counted out loud '3, 2, 1' when the other team had the ball to make them shoot from half and a lot more... - and we still love each other, like a big family. So one game, I was starting off on the bench and we were facing our rivals, the team we ended up beating in the finals to win regional's. Anyways, the coach told me to get up and warmup; I did just so, and the play came to a stop after the opposing team threw the ball out of bounds. Me and my friends were laughing a lot before I got on, and I didn't know what way we were going. Got on, was soo pumped, saw an empty court (was actually our side), sprinted for the in-bound, my friends amazed at my quickness were like 'wtf' and my friend in-balled the ball to me. I ran all the way down for an easy 2 points - which was actually my net - and just as I was about to lay it up, I noticed it was too good to be true. My friends kept quiet cause they wanted to crack up after I scored on our own hoop, and just as I jumped up for the lay-up, I purposely hit it off the back-board and back to myself and took it back up the court in the right direction this time. I made it seem like it was all under control
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and the opposing team thought I was rubbing it in and they got choked that game :lol: ....friends asked what happened on that play and I told them the truth cause we're like family, all love each other and that whole half time, all we did was crack up. 4 guys started tearing up, 2 got cramps, and coach left the gymnasium and laughed cause he didn't wanna make a bad impression of himself in public, and it was just hilarious in the moment! Laughed the whole halftime, and when the 3rd quarter started, we were so groggy and loose that we were at one point losing by 15; caught up in the 4th and finished it though, but yea, was a pretty funny/embarrassing moment - still love it to this day :towel:

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:16 PM

It was my friend's 19th birthday so I bought a texas mickey. All I can remember from that night is sitting with my friend's mom, having a heart to heart in nothing but my underwear.

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:20 PM

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I don't get embarrassed very easily so this one is pretty hard for me to chose. Probably in grade one or two, I really had to pee, but I didn't feel like going all the way up to my school from the lower field so I decided I could just pee in the forest. I started to pee, and suddenly one of my friends (female) comes up behind me and says "What are you doing?". I turn around, penis still in hand, and damn near almost wiz on her leg. Bad times man.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:13 PM

Grandpa yankin my pants (and underwear) down for a family photo. Not cool. Also in my "goth" days in school. I bought this black hair dye and covered my hair in it black for the first time in my life. I wake up in the morning to go to school and I had smears of black all over my face and skin, got ribbed about that pretty good. Also this girl on the bus sprayed whip cream all over me and I got ribbed for that. Hmmm, also a lot of and I mean A LOT of drunk stories. Puking on cabs, passing out naked in showers only to be walked in on many times and have the cold water turned on me which got me up but I had no idea what was going on just that I was naked in front of a lot of people hahaha. damn life sucks.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:16 PM

Grandpa yankin my pants (and underwear) down for a family photo. Not cool. Also in my "goth" days in school. I bought this black hair dye and covered my hair in it black for the first time in my life. I wake up in the morning to go to school and I had smears of black all over my face and skin, got ribbed about that pretty good. Also this girl on the bus sprayed whip cream all over me and I got ribbed for that. Hmmm, also a lot of and I mean A LOT of drunk stories. Puking on cabs, passing out naked in showers only to be walked in on many times and have the cold water turned on me which got me up but I had no idea what was going on just that I was naked in front of a lot of people hahaha. damn life sucks.


Not really though, if you didn't have any of this stuff to look back on life would be boring! I don't know if I'd take back anything "embarrassing" I've had happen.

Maybe a few actually. :lol:
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:46 PM

Peed my pants in kindergarten because I didn't want to miss show and tell.......
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:58 PM

Peed my pants in kindergarten because I didn't want to miss show and tell.......


Dedication. (Don't feel too bad, I think my friend did this too).
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:09 PM

I was dating a girl who was half filipino, her dad was full and when her and I were talking one night (i didnt know where the phillipines was) and I mentioned that I thought it was in south america because i dont know why lol. Then later that night at dinner with her parents, she decides to bring it up in front of her whole family and her family has a laughing fit about how I thought the phillipines was in south america, not my most embarresing moment but the first one that came to mind.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:14 PM

Not really though, if you didn't have any of this stuff to look back on life would be boring! I don't know if I'd take back anything "embarrassing" I've had happen.

Maybe a few actually. :lol:


I would take back my family seeing my adult shlong any day.. lol
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:16 PM

I would take back my family seeing my adult shlong any day.. lol


Yeah that's probably one to take back. I've got a few similar to that which I wouldn't mind taking back either.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:24 PM

I was wearing my Reimer jersey downtown once :picard:
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:17 PM

In grade 8 I was sitting on my tenor saxophone waiting for the bus in the morning. The bus rounded the corner and I jumped up to prepare myself for the difficult task of lugging my giant sax case up the steps and down the aisle. Little did I know that my tear away pants would live up to their name. This wouldn't have been such a big deal if my bus driver wasn't an older, grumpier version of Otto who would love to just drive away, leaving me there with my pants down. I didn't want to be left there so I scooped up my sax and waddled my way up the steps. Before the whole bus burst out laughing, I heard Steve the driver mutter "ha, what an idiot". Never lived that down.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:19 PM

In grade 8 I was sitting on my tenor saxophone waiting for the bus in the morning. The bus rounded the corner and I jumped up to prepare myself for the difficult task of lugging my giant sax case up the steps and down the aisle. Little did I know that my tear away pants would live up to their name. This wouldn't have been such a big deal if my bus driver wasn't an older, grumpier version of Otto who would love to just drive away, leaving me there with my pants down. I didn't want to be left there so I scooped up my sax and waddled my way up the steps. Before the whole bus burst out laughing, I heard Steve the driver mutter "ha, what an idiot". Never lived that down.


You should have just started dancing like it was intentional.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:21 PM

You should have just started dancing like it was intentional.

That would have been a better choice.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:22 PM

That would have been a better choice.


Saying it now is like when you're in an argument and have a perfect comeback ready... in the car on the way home.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:25 PM

I was wearing my Reimer jersey downtown once :picard:

Wearing anything Maple Leafs related would do that. :lol:
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:26 PM

wearing a leafs jersey in downtown Toronto!
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:28 PM

Saying it now is like when you're in an argument and have a perfect comeback ready... in the car on the way home.

I do that so much.
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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:29 PM

I do that so much.


Or you're replaying the situation in your head in the shower that night and you have a perfect come-back... You just know you'll never get to use it.

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 10:52 PM

We were swimming in a river in France when I was 10 and I really had to take a piss so I went in the river, the river only went up to my knees and I thought I was crouching low enogh so I went and then I saw that I wasn't low enogh and you could see the whole thing and a couple was watching the whole thing and laughing hystarically.
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 02:04 AM

sorry you all had your embarrassing moments. people are mean.

guess i've been lucky. no embarassing situations that i can remember.
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:28 AM

Grade 5, coundn't stop farting in class for some reason and my girlfriend dumped me. :picard:
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:56 AM

In Whistler taxiing back from a party (drunk), I projectile vomited all over the back of the cabbies head.
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 04:37 PM

In Whistler taxiing back from a party (drunk), I projectile vomited all over the back of the cabbies head.


Still better than beating him up for 20 cents.
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 07:27 PM

was walking home with a single chick friend of mine in highschool and i asked her if she could take my virginity away. i guess i was feeling really comfortable in the moment and it came out...we didn't really hang out much after that, cause of the awkwardness i'm guessing. then she moved to alberta. which kinda sucks, she was pretty chill chick. coulda ended up much worse
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 07:49 PM

I guess my most embarassing moment would have to be:

I was living in Calgary (earlier this year) and I went out with a friend from home who was visiting (we'll call him X), and his cousin (we'll call him Y). We were back at the hotel from a night of partying (at some bar Y's school rented out, beside the Calgary tower) and I decided I had to pee. I told them I would catch up with them, and went to the lobby bathroom. When I came out I forgot which floor we were on, which room to go to...so I got in the elevator and went to a random floor. A few hours later, early morning, a maid had found me passed out on the floor covered in puke. She was frantic, thinking I was dead or dying. She went down the hall (I'm assuming to grab a manager or some cleaning supplies, or something) so I got up and went to my room, which I was able to remember by this point. X and Y didn't even realize I never showed up, and we laughed about it the whole way back to my house.

NOTE: I was staying in the hotel instead of my house because the grads had gotten hotel rooms and I decided it would make more sense to stay there than take the $20.00 cab ride home. Also, I know I should have cleaned up, but...I didn't.
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:00 PM

I was wearing my Reimer jersey downtown once :picard:

Is the fact that you were wearing a Reimer jersey more embarrassing than the fact you even own one?
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:05 PM

was walking home with a single chick friend of mine in highschool and i asked her if she could take my virginity away. i guess i was feeling really comfortable in the moment and it came out...we didn't really hang out much after that, cause of the awkwardness i'm guessing. then she moved to alberta. which kinda sucks, she was pretty chill chick. coulda ended up much worse


you begged for sex and she didn't give in? what a female dog

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