Guest Gumballthechewy Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus. Link to comment
Peaches Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 You see an interesting looking thread then CDC crashes? You try and start a positive thread and it gets trolled? EVERYTHING GETS RELATED TO GANGAM STYLE?!!!! Link to comment
McBackup Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 DYHIW when you're driving and you have to suddenly stop/slow down for someone who is too important to use the crosswalk? Link to comment
Peaches Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Bettman locks out the NHL then fines the players for talking about it. Link to comment
DefensivePlay Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 people get pissed off at you cuz you stayed out of an arguement. Link to comment
-DLC- Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I hate it when there are 2-3 lanes that merge together and everyone is lined up, waiting as traffic crawls along. Then you get these idiots who feel their time is more valuable and play dumb, driving all the way up to the front of the merge and cutting in last minute. I wish people would nose along, bumper to bumper, and NOT let them in...let them sit there, stranded, and wait like the rest of us. It makes it so the people further back in the line don't move because everyone's nudging. I have to drive past the Steveston Highway on ramp southbound 99, then north on 99 and it happens twice on my route. grrrrr Link to comment
Where's Wellwood Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 DYHIW you go on the internet for a little break and don't stop till you realize two hours have passed. Link to comment
Mr. White Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 DYHIW you are dipping a cookie in milk and you accidentally drop it in Link to comment
MashedBananas Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 DYHIW Batman steals your lunch money? Link to comment
Peaches Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 DYHIW Mason Raymond has a breakaway and you think he will finally score then he cuts into the corner and falls down? Link to comment
LeanBeef Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Right.. squirm like a slug.. Link to comment
Where's Wellwood Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 DYHIW you buy something non-returnable, and the next day you see it somewhere else a whole lot cheaper. Link to comment
Kass9 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 DYHIW PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Don't you hate it when you're eating a hamburger and a grizzly bear comes outta nowhere and bites off your hand then you have to walk to the hospital because your truck blew up after you ran over a homeless bum and when you get to the hospital the doctor is some crazy guy with an eye patch and no legs and he insists on giving you a colonoscopy and while he sticks it in he whispers in you ear "give us a kiss, my love" and you end up in jail because you stabbed the doctor in his good eye with a scalpel and because you're in jail you lose your job and your wife leaves you for your best friend and both your parents die in a horrible merry-go-round accident so when you get out of jail you have nothing so you turn to petty crime to survive and after you finish robbing trick-or-treating kids of their UNICEF money you feel kinda hungry so you stop to get a hamburger and a grizzly bear comes outta nowhere and bites off your other hand... Link to comment
Lonny_Bohonos_14 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Don't you hate it when you're eating a hamburger and a grizzly bear comes outta nowhere and bites off your hand then you have to walk to the hospital because your truck blew up after you ran over a homeless bum and when you get to the hospital the doctor is some crazy guy with an eye patch and no legs and he insists on giving you a colonoscopy and while he sticks it in he whispers in you ear "give us a kiss, my love" and you end up in jail because you stabbed the doctor in his good eye with a scalpel and because you're in jail you lose your job and your wife leaves you for your best friend and both your parents die in a horrible merry-go-round accident so when you get out of jail you have nothing so you turn to petty crime to survive and after you finish robbing trick-or-treating kids of their UNICEF money you feel kinda hungry so you stop to get a hamburger and a grizzly bear comes outta nowhere and bites off your other hand... Link to comment
Peaches Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 You start off 0-0-4 in your fantasy sim league Link to comment
SukhKular Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Still better than 0-4-0... Link to comment
Peaches Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Oops. That's what I meant. 0-4-0 Link to comment
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