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#91 Sharpshooter

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:26 PM

Not sure what your point was haha.

I posted what I did because hundreds on reddit atheism were commenting on it like it was the end of the world for theists :P



Perhaps they aren't as aware as we as to the power of the Christians ability in moving goalposts? ;)

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:40 PM

Perhaps they aren't as aware as we as to the power of the Christians ability in moving goalposts? ;)

But if the goal posts were never moved then the other team could score a touchdown!!
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:48 PM

Gnostics made up their own version of events rather than believing someone else's made up version of events.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:57 PM

But if the goal posts were never moved then the other team could score a touchdown!!


At best they're preventing field goals, because touchdowns are easily scored on their poor excuse for defence, which isn't really any better than their offence, cause all that's made up of is a long string of Hail Mary's.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:07 PM

At best they're preventing field goals, because touchdowns are easily scored on their poor excuse for defence, which isn't really any better than their offence, cause all that's made up of is a long string of Hail Mary's.


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Posted 20 September 2012 - 09:35 PM

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 02:33 AM



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Posted 21 September 2012 - 09:10 AM

I would consider myself to be an atheist, but I disagree with atheists starting churches (or at least in the sense that your post implies) so does that mean that I am part of a religion?

Non-practicing Atheist. Just like a non-practicing theist. Nothing special.
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 02:27 PM

On snap.

I heard he was a hockey player for a while. He had to quit though because he kept getting nailed to the boards.


Then there's the one about Jesus walking into a hotel, slapping a few nails down on the desk and asking if they can put him up for the night...
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 05:09 PM

What other fictional characters may or may not have been fictionally married to other fictional characters?


i hope you realize that there is a large amount of archaeological and historical evidence that Jesus existed, right? There is Jewish evidence of him being written about in the Talmud, Flavius Josephus (jewish historian) also mentions him in his Jewish Antiquities, Cornelius Tacitus a Roman historian mentions him and the early Christians, and a few others.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:07 AM

Show me the scripture that verifies your claims. Also, show that much scholarly research has authenticated all of its scripture to be genuine for its era. And while you are at it, show me how the method of translation is done from its original language to English.

The Christian bible is scrutinized with the highest degree of textual criticism. In order for me to believe what you claim about Krishna, I need the same level of scrutiny.


It would be an incredible waste of my time to do all that research and referencing to prove something to a biased person who wouldn't believe any or it any ways.
Especially someone who made the following statement.

What's more important is that the accounts of other gods had their stories added and modified after the story of Christ to make theirs suspiciously similar to the story of Christ.


If you lived in a muslim country you would believe the Koran is the most scrutinized religious text in the world, if you were born in India you would likely pray to Ram and if you were born in Africa there is a chance you would pray to Shango the Thunder God. Because you grew up in a christian country you believe in Jesus the Sun God.

But a simple Google search will show you that Krishna was born to Devgi via divine conception.

Re your PM asking about Krishna's 7 older brothers. Yes they exist in hindu mythology. This has nothing to do with Krishna being born of divine conception. Just like Jesus' brothers and sisters were not born of miraculous conception in christian mythology.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:12 AM

So I don't get it... do we believe in Jesus or not?

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 10:59 AM

So I don't get it... do we believe in Jesus or not?


The simple preacher man from 2000 years ago?

Or, the son of a virgin Jewish teenager, cause horny Jewish girls are rare, whose 'real dad' is God, which makes him also all God, or at least 33.3333% of the same God(the Son being the Father and all that logic) that impregnated the Jewish teenage girl, even though she was married(homewrecker), and even though he'd logically be half human since we know about genetics, fertilization, the formation of a fetus and the stages of pregnancy? That guy?? Yeah, i suppose so.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 12:04 PM

http://markgoodacre.org/Watson.pdf
I'm Christian
I won't judge you
No one is perfect
Only through Jesus
Will we find Truth

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 01:05 PM

The simple preacher man from 2000 years ago?

Or, the son of a virgin Jewish teenager, cause horny Jewish girls are rare, whose 'real dad' is God, which makes him also all God, or at least 33.3333% of the same God(the Son being the Father and all that logic) that impregnated the Jewish teenage girl, even though she was married(homewrecker), and even though he'd logically be half human since we know about genetics, fertilization, the formation of a fetus and the stages of pregnancy? That guy?? Yeah, i suppose so.


If you believe in the former, who gives a damn, because he's just some Joe Schmoe who lived 2000 years ago and somehow we happen to have some vague historical records of him.

If you believe in the latter, who give a damn, because in the bible he is not married, plus you are already making several leaps of faith to believe all the things you noted, so this vague historical evidence is meaningless to you.

So no matter what you believe, I don't see how this story matters at all.




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