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#31 Peaches

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:10 PM

Door keys that have one of those things like on cars where you hit a button and it unlocks from farther away.

Feminism will be outlawed. Mostly because it's a backwards idiotic viewpoint that doesn't serve any real progressive purpose.


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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:16 PM

Door keys that have one of those things like on cars where you hit a button and it unlocks from farther away.


You should try producing movies, you'd be legendary. For your first movie, I'd recommend that the good guys are grapes, and the bad guys are apples. Just a suggestion though. Maybe you can even do some voice-overs in that movie too!

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:22 PM

You should try producing movies, you'd be legendary. For your first movie, I'd recommend that the good guys are grapes, and the bad guys are apples. Just a suggestion though. Maybe you can even do some voice-overs in that movie too!

I'd kill to see Sock and Pock the movie :)
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:43 PM

That's getting old.

Feminism will be outlawed. Mostly because it's a backwards idiotic viewpoint that doesn't serve any real progressive purpose.


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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:50 PM

You should try producing movies, you'd be legendary. For your first movie, I'd recommend that the good guys are grapes, and the bad guys are apples. Just a suggestion though. Maybe you can even do some voice-overs in that movie too!


I have an idea for a plot. A little grape finds himself in sock land, you following still? He ends up in jail with that black sock, who makes him his prison wench, and then he showers so long that he turns into a raisin. It's dark humor, the kids this day will eat these fruits right up.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:17 PM

I have an idea for a plot. A little grape finds himself in sock land, you following still? He ends up in jail with that black sock, who makes him his prison wench, and then he showers so long that he turns into a raisin. It's dark humor, the kids this day will eat these fruits right up.


How about as the grape is shriveling he yells out something, sort of like the witch in The Wizard of Oz but instead of "I'm Melting!" he starts singing the Caillou theme song.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:18 PM

Its funny how many times I can tell CDC that my brothers made the videos but they still don't understand it.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:25 PM

Its funny how many times I can tell CDC that my brothers made the videos but they still don't understand it.


That's not what the shark sang to me.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:44 PM

That's not what the shark sang to me.

The shark is a very talented shark.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:50 PM

The shark is a very talented shark.


Not bad tbh, very close to real theme song, but darker.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 10:50 PM

What if it wasn't a slope, but more of a step? Although the ball is on a flat surface, it would still be above (or below) your feet.

Or... magnets. I've also thought that if there was a magnet in the ball it could be kept on the slope. That way you could also do uphill and downhill lies. The problem there though, would be the cost of manufacturing a new kind of range ball with a magnet in it.

On the other hand, magnetic golf balls for adjustable driving range mats could be a whole extra revenue stream.


bonus: discretely put a magnet in the hole when you're playing for money

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 20 September 2012 - 11:47 PM

bonus: discretely put a magnet in the hole when you're playing for money


Or... you could just hire this guy to be your caddy...


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Posted 21 September 2012 - 06:42 AM

The issue with that is - you would have to have power to the mat then.

Given that driving ranges are outdoors, and usually seperated from the main buildings... that would need some more infrastructure and then the monthly cost.

If you are going to pitch this to driving ranges - it would need to be a low cost alternative that would drive business, not something that would cost money to install and run

the mat would have to be powered to adjust the pitch anyway. and the vast majority of driving ranges are covered/powered already, especially in the usa, where there are isolated, multi-storied driving ranges, completely separate from golf courses)

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 12:31 PM

Smoother concrete so that when you slither around like a slug you won't get any cuts... Plus having less friction reduces the amount of vaseline you need to use!
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 04:00 AM

Door keys that have one of those things like on cars where you hit a button and it unlocks from farther away.


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Posted 24 September 2012 - 04:43 AM

The official Gary Bettman punching bag, justified or not enough people would by this to make a fortune.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 05:09 AM

an automated shower system like on the jetsons, you get ready for work while you sleep.


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Posted 24 September 2012 - 01:07 PM

Door keys that have one of those things like on cars where you hit a button and it unlocks from farther away.


haha too funny I was just thinking someone should invent door keys like that too

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