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[Official] Fake Canucks 2012-2013 Season Thread (on NHL 13 during Lockout)


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#511 WeatherWise

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 02:13 AM

All right, everyone! We have an official Twitter feed! Keep up to date with Wyatt's TheProvince.com blog, new Fake SportsCentre highlights, and the Live Stream broadcasts by following @FakeCanucksLive on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/FakeCanucksLive

Please add this to the OP, Where's Wellwood. This will be our primary resource for updates regarding the fake season now. It will keep everything much more organized.

Edited by WeatherWise, 25 October 2012 - 02:17 AM.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:18 AM



First ever co-hosted edition of Fake Sports Centre!
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:32 AM

lmao, im dying
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 10:25 AM

Instant chemistry.
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OMG we could've had McKeown!

I think Virtanen was a terrible pick given that he's out for 6 months which will hinder his development. You don't pick someone at #6 under that circumstance, along with the fact that he was given a 3/5 IQ (aka he's dumb). 

God dammit Benning. WHY VIRTANEN? Terrible move.

Down by the River - Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.


#515 Where's Wellwood

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:42 AM

All right, everyone! We have an official Twitter feed! Keep up to date with Wyatt's TheProvince.com blog, new Fake SportsCentre highlights, and the Live Stream broadcasts by following @FakeCanucksLive on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/FakeCanucksLive

Please add this to the OP, Where's Wellwood. This will be our primary resource for updates regarding the fake season now. It will keep everything much more organized.


Added to the OP and the stats are updated to include the Detroit game.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 02:38 PM

hahaha 2 for spooning
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#517 Where's Wellwood

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:16 PM


If Real Kesler doesn't respond to you on Twitter, when will you add Fake Kesler to the line up?
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#518 Where's Wellwood

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:53 AM

The Schedule in the OP has been updated to include all November games as they have been cancelled. :(
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:56 PM

Tonight's match begins in just over two hours! We will be debuting our high quality stream today!

Edited by WeatherWise, 26 October 2012 - 05:06 PM.

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#520 Where's Wellwood

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:57 PM

Fake Canucks defeat Fake Stars 3-1.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:15 PM


Is the Fake Canucks Season Twitter account yours?
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:20 PM

Is the Fake Canucks Season Twitter account yours?


Indeed. Wyatt and I decided it would be a wise decision to establish a dedicated account to make Fake season announcements. I'll be posting various reminders, updates, and important news from the @FakeCanucksLive twitter feed.

Edit: Wyatt, could you check the Livestream?

Edited by WeatherWise, 26 October 2012 - 08:39 PM.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 11:27 AM

On the Iggy trade, I would have done the trade and voted for it initially, but realistically Calgary only offers that trade in a fake world. They would want a young star, a couple of prospects, and a high pick.

If we don't hear from Sir bLOCKalot Kesler by the fake trade deadline, then maybe we should trade him? Kesler for Getzlaf at the deadline? :shock:
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 11:29 AM

On the Iggy trade, I would have done the trade and voted for it initially, but realistically Calgary only offers that trade in a fake world. They would want a young star, a couple of prospects, and a high pick.

If we don't hear from Sir bLOCKalot Kesler by the fake trade deadline, then maybe we should trade him? Kesler for Getzlaf at the deadline? :shock:


Why Getzlaf? I'm sure Wyatt could rustle up something better, for a guy like Kesler.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 11:48 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgQQ72BJTi8&feature=plcp

First ever co-hosted edition of Fake Sports Centre!


I really hope you have a co-host for every show - you two were hilarious! Jay and Dan 2.0!
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 07:30 PM

I think the only players we should trade for are former Canucks so that way is like a Canucks team after all :P
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 07:27 PM

There has been reports of fake rioters rioting over the delay of tonight's game. We are told that the cause is that fans don't get to see dale weise.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 07:41 PM

We've had to delay tonight's game until tomorrow evening. Some scheduling issues and unexpected events have made it impossible for Wyatt to stream tonight. Unfortunately, news of the delay was last-minute; as such, we're scrambling to let everybody know that our match against the Tampa Bay Lightning will be played tomorrow at 7:00 PM PST instead.

Apologies for the inconvenience and confusion.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 09:58 PM

If you have not yet watched a game yet this season, tomorrow night's game would be the one to watch. The Fake Canucks are honoring Dale Weise prior to tomorrow night's match. Tune in early for that!

6:50 PM PST, Monday night!
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:12 PM

Giant Mentos.... it's not a p3nis!


Good stuff guys
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Fruits?

Lord Peaches' gut is telling him that the drunken fool, aka Dral, is 100% mafia.

 MVP?

Dral is 100% mafia or I will masteb_ _ _ _ a cow and like it

GOATis?

Vig kill dral he never talks like this when he's not mafia.

 


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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:15 PM

I've really been enjoying the fake season (even without a single well placed "freshmaker" reference). I freely admit to cheering or cussing with the fake action. *lol*

I just read the first part of the Zombie survival stats. Freakin' hilarious! And biting. Can't wait for part 2.

But seriously with the Raymond jokes! I really should consider making a tearful, snot filled "Leave Raymond alone!" video.

Edited by poetica, 30 October 2012 - 12:18 PM.

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Go, Canucks, Go!
Every single one of them.

Thanks for the memories, Luo! :'(

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:23 PM

Game night tonight! Also, for those who missed the Weise ceremony, we may have that up on YouTube soon.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:12 PM

To all fans of the Fake Canucks,

It would be great if you could support me in the Battle of the Users competition going on in Cultimultural noise. Just go to the Patrick Division Voting Thread and vote for me in my bracket and for whoever you want in the other brackets. It only takes a second. I'm the underdog in my bracket and who doesn't love the underdog?

Thank you so much.

Go Fake Canucks Go!
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 08:03 AM

A special Halloween edition of Fake SportsCentre is online, featuring highlights from Game 8. For whatever reason, Batman and Waldo forgot there was a Game 7!


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Posted 31 October 2012 - 11:34 AM

So was Luongo off to a slow start in October?
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 11:59 AM

So was Luongo off to a slow start in October?

He actually had a great October
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 12:01 PM

To all fans of the Fake Canucks,

It would be great if you could support me in the Battle of the Users competition going on in Cultimultural noise. Just go to the Patrick Division Voting Thread and vote for me in my bracket and for whoever you want in the other brackets. It only takes a second. I'm the underdog in my bracket and who doesn't love the underdog?

Thank you so much.

Go Fake Canucks Go!


I'm currently losing quite badly and I really need the votes. Please?
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 08:02 PM

New world order...

Cheers for the great fake sportscentre
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 08:44 PM

Announcement:

We have a new YouTube channel: FakeCanucksLive. New editions of Fake SportsCentre, as well as much more content, including league updates, mailbag segments, and more, will be featured on this channel. Tune in!

http://www.youtube.c...fakecanuckslive

Also, for those who missed last Monday's Dale Weise ceremony or for those who'd like to relive it, it is now available on our channel. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHZS8hso3pg&feature=plcp

Edited by WeatherWise, 31 October 2012 - 09:04 PM.

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#540 Where's Wellwood

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 06:15 PM


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