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#1 Buddhas Hand

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 03:23 PM

Brazil gets behind cheeky contest


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    Competitors of Miss Bumbum Brasil 2012, the contest for the cutest bottom, wait to record a TV program. Picture: AFP Source: AFP

    ONLY in Brazil would you get away with a national online contest to find the cutest female bottom.
    Brazil's upcoming municipal elections are being overshadowed by the Miss Bumbum pageant.
    Young ladies representing the country's 26 states and the federal district Brasilia are vying to qualify for the grand finale scheduled to take place in Sao Paulo on November 30.
    The female derriere has traditionally had great symbolic significance in Brazilian culture, as attested by the wild popularity of bum dancing among the young.
    "I think that the tropical climate, the carnival and all this racial mixing gives the Brazilian woman a unique biotype on the planet," pageant organiser Cacau Oliver, a well-known female beauty spotter, told AFP.




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    Competitors of Miss Bumbum Brasil 2012, the contest for the cutest bottom, walk to a photo shoot. Picture: AFP
    "The Brazilian woman's derriere is a part of the body that the whole world admires and the contest just reaffirms this," he added.

    Contestants are required to register on the website www.missbumbumbrasil.com and to supply three photos. Organisers are to select the 15 finalists.
    The winner will collect 5000 reals ($2374), while second place will receive 3000 reals and third place 2000 reals

    I am not one to objectify women , butt i really like a nice bum .

Edited by The Ratiocinator, 01 October 2012 - 03:24 PM.

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 03:24 PM

1st picture 3rd from right.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 03:34 PM

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 03:41 PM

Opened this at work...I didn't know it would be a risky click.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 03:42 PM

4th from left (1st pic)
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 03:48 PM

How do you pick just one to be the winner?
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 03:49 PM

How many of them have a penis?
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#8 OgS.MVP

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 04:16 PM

Is tactile examination one of the roles of the judge?

Sign me up.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 04:16 PM

This is not the right thread to open on a crowded public bus.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 04:34 PM

This is not the right thread to open on a crowded public bus.


Oh well, I doubt any dudes were complaining.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 05:31 PM

I wonder what the 'talent' portion of the competition is.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 05:45 PM

Hahaha, Bunda do Brasil...

Yeah, I don't know what it is about Brazil, the water or the food or the climate or the "racial mixing" but for some reason Brazilian women have dat ass.

Hilarious competition.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 06:01 PM

Hahaha, Bunda do Brasil...

Yeah, I don't know what it is about Brazil, the water or the food or the climate or the "racial mixing" but for some reason Brazilian women have dat ass.

Hilarious competition.


Its the racial mixing. The white looking Brazilians probably don't have the exact same genetic makeup as the white Nordic girls.

Edited by Pouria, 01 October 2012 - 06:02 PM.

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 06:06 PM

Oh my god.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 06:56 PM

I like that most of them are in green and blue. Canuck colors. :towel:
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 06:57 PM

I hope this is televised in NA.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 07:38 PM

I like that most of them are in green and blue. Canuck colors. :towel:


they're all in green and yellow and blue. Brazil colors. Posted Image
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 07:44 PM

Oh god.... :frantic:
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 08:34 PM

How many of them have a penis?


Since this is Brazil, I would say at least one of them.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:04 PM

How many of them have a penis?


Is this your criteria for voting?None of these girls have ever been late for supper.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:32 PM

Its the racial mixing. The white looking Brazilians probably don't have the exact same genetic makeup as the white Nordic girls.


I don't think it can purely that simple, though. Surely the racial mixing is a contributing factor, but I think there must be something else going on as well.

Brazilian women of different ethnicities seem to share this trait, including those of Hispanic, African, European, or Asian descent.

I've met a lot of Brazilian women from my time as an ESL teacher. We used to laugh because 5-6 years ago you could always tell who the Brazilian female students were. They'd always be wearing Nike Shox (extremely expensive in Brazil), wearing a huge backpack, and of course, the infamous Brazilian "Bunda".
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:34 PM

Is this your criteria for voting?None of these girls have ever been late for supper.


Not having a penis is pretty important on my criteria list.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:40 PM

4th from left (1st pic)


and how!

edit: I'm pretty sure she's also in the middle of the second pic. very nice

Edited by GodzillaDeuce, 01 October 2012 - 09:47 PM.

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:41 PM

They shouldn't be wearing high-heels. That's like the Butt-Beauty-Pageant equivalent of steroids.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:46 PM

4th from left (1st pic)


Yes to superficiality towards 4 in the first.

Not supposed to sound like a horse racing quote; these women are obviously a breed above the rest.

Edited by Green Building, 01 October 2012 - 09:48 PM.

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:56 PM

Not having a penis is pretty important on my criteria list.


Thanks for straightening that out.Did you see what i did there...lol
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:05 PM

Booty.


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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:05 PM

How many of them have a penis?

ooo.. not appreciating the visual colon dee
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:06 PM

Thanks for straightening that out.Did you see what i did there...lol


No, deciphering that is hard to do.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:08 PM

No, deciphering that is hard to do.


these puns are horrible

beat it!
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