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#31 BananaMash

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:00 PM

My GoldenDoodle Mildred.

She kinda looks like this:
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I saw a picture today of some guys Golden Doodle
Cuter than a chubby kid eating some apple strudel,
Im willing to bet that the owner probably loves it oodles,
Probaby pats that dog, the whole kit and caboodle.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:05 PM

Emotions of the rapper taking public transit.
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John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.


Jesus LOVES YOU!
2012, meet Matthew 24:36-47!

14 I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.


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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:05 PM

thanks bananamash
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:06 PM

Make one of The Peoples Champ.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:08 PM

CDC
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#36 BananaMash

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:09 PM

Emotions of the rapper taking public transit.


Ah Man I hate this bus, that old lady smells like puss,
I'm sick of that couple constantly showing their lust,
Could someone close that window? I hate the gust,
Why is my chair covered in crust... Im causing a fuss,
Why are we going so fast? I never can ever trust,
These bus drivers... And the bus is covered in rust.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:12 PM

CDC


Every day I waste a lot of time on the CDC,
Why is Vintage in every single thread with me,
Is there intelligent life here? We're still testing,
Everyone going outside might be the best thing.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:17 PM

Make one of The Peoples Champ.


If you don't think Dwayne Johnson is really that tough, nope,
I hear his peoples elbow can single handedly milk goats,
He'll be on you like Velcro, choke-slammin you by throats,
I dont know if thats a rock move, I used it because it rhymes though.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:17 PM

Write a rap love song about Justin Beiber
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:18 PM

If you don't think Dwayne Johnson is really that tough, nope,
I hear his peoples elbow can single handedly milk goats,
He'll be on you like Velcro, choke-slammin you by throats,
I dont know if thats a rock move, I used it because it rhymes though.

Nice
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:20 PM

Every day I waste a lot of time on the CDC,
Why is Vintage in every single thread with me,
Is there intelligent life here? We're still testing,
Everyone going outside might be the best thing.


I said CDC not about me.
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#42 BananaMash

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:21 PM

Write a rap love song about Justin Beiber


Dear Justin, I love that song of yours, Boyfriend,
If I was a girl, I'd really hope that you'd be mine then,
I'm not homosexual, its just a hypothetical statement,
I can't wait to show you the Beiber posters in my basement.

Edit: Writing this made me very uncomfortable. I hope you're happy.

Edited by BananaMash, 03 October 2012 - 10:23 PM.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:26 PM

Edit: Writing this made me very uncomfortable. I hope you're happy.

It's alright man. It's alright
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:41 PM

The financial situation in Europe. Bonus points for including and correctly using the words Draghi and Troika.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:03 PM

How bout 'high-sticking'?

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:11 PM

Edit: Writing this made me very uncomfortable. I hope you're happy.


Yes, very much so! You made my night, thank you! :)
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:27 PM

How bout 'high-sticking'?

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I think I know what you're saying:

Baby that lip stick has go me thinking, and now I'm high sticking,
I'm head over heals for you, you should maybe get 2 for tripping,
We could go to the rink, you could lay face down on the red line,
Seeing red, but I hope you aren't annoyed, uh oh, game time.

Well that was corny.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:29 PM

How awesome and life-changing tits are.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:29 PM

Bananamash should rap for cash I think most would agree
his skills are undeniable and success I foresee
he should drop a mixed tape or make a CD
and maybe we'll hear him one day on MTV.

sounds like a poem T_T

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:39 PM

The financial situation in Europe. Bonus points for including and correctly using the words Draghi and Troika.


Tomorrow, I'd actually have to google stuff do this one. Don't think I'm skipping you.


How awesome and life-changing tits are.


*Ehem*

I met a girl named Denise, she told me that she had double D's,
She asked for a date with me, uh no, my alphabet stops at C's,
Sorry, you're a nice lady, but that size is just not for me,
But I didnt leave instantly, I stayed and still shot the breeze,
I heard her say "take a look at these", suddenly I couldnt breath,
It was much more perky, and didnt swing past her feet,
And inside I felt a metamorphosis, suddenly I was free,
I know that it wasn't much, but that day was life changing!
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:40 PM

How awesome and life-changing tits are.


Wow... O_o

Will you marry me?
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:44 PM

Wow... O_o

Will you marry me?


I would, but I'm too busy reading a certain rap.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:47 PM

I would, but I'm too busy reading a certain rap.


Ha ha! You're too funny, don't ever change.

Tomorrow, I'd actually have to google stuff do this one. Don't think I'm skipping you.


Well troika is Russian for triple basically, and I think by Draghi he means Mario Draghi an Italian banker or something.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:56 PM

waka waka
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:05 AM

waka waka


It was a stretch, but I managed:


Waka Waka, what's that, is that Chewbacka,
Mixed with 2pac or is that just a flock of,
Fozzie Bear's it's not a Shakira song there's,
Fuzzy hair growing on me, my jokes embarrass,
Even myself but I cant really do anything else,
I don't have a last line so Ill just say I smell.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:06 AM

Ok, one more from me: Boats 'N Hoes.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 04 October 2012 - 12:19 AM.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:57 AM

Brad Marchand
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:30 AM

Bananamash (not you).
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:36 AM

Bananamash (not you).


It's 2pm and I know my whole family needs to be fed,
All I really have is these Bananas, but they look dead,
Then out of no where, and idea popped into my head,
I'll mash those buggers up, and make banana bread.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:47 AM

Ok, one more from me: Boats 'N Hoes.


Last night I had twenty fine ladies down at the dock,
You can get on my Mariner, or you can get on my [WOAH!]
Im thinking maybe we should make waves, and in the wake,
Of the situation, if you're up for it we can have a clam bake,

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Edit: Clam not calm, lol.

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