The financial situation in Europe. Bonus points for including and correctly using the words Draghi and Troika.
Tomorrow, I'd actually have to google stuff do this one. Don't think I'm skipping you.
How awesome and life-changing tits are.
I met a girl named Denise, she told me that she had double D's,
She asked for a date with me, uh no, my alphabet stops at C's,
Sorry, you're a nice lady, but that size is just not for me,
But I didnt leave instantly, I stayed and still shot the breeze,
I heard her say "take a look at these", suddenly I couldnt breath,
It was much more perky, and didnt swing past her feet,
And inside I felt a metamorphosis, suddenly I was free,
I know that it wasn't much, but that day was life changing!