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#61 Tig'ol Bitties

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:51 AM

How amazing and fun ass is.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:07 PM

How amazing and fun ass is.


I never seen this many stupendous, a double s's,
They impresses us, even when they're in dresses,
Yoga pants, Jeans, Dressed up like a queen,
Am I staring? Oops sorry... I really didn't mean,
To be a perv, you look so amazing and fun,
You back is your best side, turn around hun.

<_< The one about boobies was better.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:21 PM

McDonalds cheeseburgers
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:08 PM

Iraq Lobster.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:01 PM

How amazing and fun ass is.


Seriously? I think to need a spanking...

Wait.... I think I know where you're going next...

Oooh, spanking! Make one about spanking!
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:42 PM

Tonight I will pick one of your topics and try and write a whole song for it. So I suggest suggesting some topics.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:00 PM

What Is Hapenned?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:03 PM

Seriously? I think to need a spanking...

Wait.... I think I know where you're going next...

Oooh, spanking! Make one about spanking!



You smack me I smack you, but it's not domestic dispute,
We're slap happy, To others it probably doesnt seem cute,
But dammit I do when you do what you do, give me the boot,
Uprooting family values, but damn the pleasure is absolute.


McDonalds cheeseburgers



I Just got myself a McDouble, Now I'm in trouble,
Later on the toilet I'll be blowing grease bubbles,
I rapped about double D's, now Im about double cheese,
Wait just a sec, I said extra pickles, server please,
Since when is 2 extra, I'll have you fired, begging, Mister,
I open the wrapper... Was my burger freakin playing twister?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:05 PM

How Cody Hodgson 9 is now, after seeing this thread, going to make one that's exactly the same with one word changed.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:06 PM

How Cody Hodgson 9 is now, after seeing this thread, going to make one that's exactly the same with one word changed.


It doesn't even matter. I'd just challenge him to a rap battle and everything would be ended rather quickly.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:07 PM

I was joking, but I think I will now... (still joking)



EDIT: you're right mash. I would win right away.

Edited by Cody Hodgson 9, 04 October 2012 - 03:07 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:10 PM

I was joking, but I think I will now... (still joking)



EDIT: you're right mash. I would win right away.


Is that a personal challenge? I will destroy you.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:10 PM

I surrender.

Mash wins.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:31 PM

Awww... The would have been an,

EPIC!!!!

RAP!!!!

BATTLEOFHISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You smack me I smack you, but it's not domestic dispute,
We're slap happy, To others it probably doesnt seem cute,
But dammit I do when you do what you do, give me the boot,
Uprooting family values, but damn the pleasure is absolute.

I Just got myself a McDouble, Now I'm in trouble,
Later on the toilet I'll be blowing grease bubbles,
I rapped about double D's, now Im about double cheese,
Wait just a sec, I said extra pickles, server please,
Since when is 2 extra, I'll have you fired, begging, Mister,
I open the wrapper... Was my burger freakin playing twister?


Those were fantastic!! But for some reason I thought out the McDonald's one in an Eminem voice....

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 04 October 2012 - 03:34 PM.

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#75 BananaMash

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:40 PM

Iraq Lobster.



Iraq Lobster? I don't rap about things on Family Guy,
Plus it's derivative, the B-52's would be sad, why,
Is it you want to upset the B-52's? You should go,
Move away, may I suggest your very own Private Idaho.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:48 PM

Awww... The would have been an,

EPIC!!!!

RAP!!!!

BATTLEOFHISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









lol


Epic Rap Battles of History

Edited by Bob Singh, 04 October 2012 - 03:50 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:49 PM

What Is Hapenned?



If you opened your eyes and read, that's already in this thread,
But I guess I have to do everything for you, like youre spoon fed,
My advice to you is, CDC would be a lot more nice if you went outside,
Becuase youre akin to mice, rats, or lice, do you understand alright?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:58 PM







lol


Epic Rap Battles of History


Yup! NicePeter and EpicLloyd are friggin' geniuses!

That Gates vs Jobs one was hilarious.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 04 October 2012 - 04:04 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:10 PM

Yup! NicePeter and EpicLloyd are friggin' geniuses!

That Gates vs Jobs one was hilarious.



lol. micro and soft.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:14 PM

lol. micro and soft.

:bigblush:


Why'd you name your company after your ????

Too funny!
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:33 PM

Why'd you name your company after your ????

Too funny!


did you see the mario one?



"I'm Luigi motha "Ka-ching" ". lol
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:45 PM

Your flow is pretty good
But it aint close to mine
Try to beat me in this dope game of mine
You'll cry
While thinking of what else to do
Because now rappin aint the right thing for you
Go back to rock because you aint got no rythym to compete with me
Me and my buddies are now going to Mcdonalds to eat
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:50 PM

Oprah Winfrey
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:51 PM

did you see the mario one?



"I'm Luigi motha "Ka-ching" ". lol


Ha ha, yeah! I've watched them all so far.

Have you seen the ERB "news" videos? With Charles Darwin and Teddy Roosevelt?

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:56 PM

Make one about..... Stinkmeaner
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:03 PM

Your flow is pretty good
But it aint close to mine
Try to beat me in this dope game of mine
You'll cry
While thinking of what else to do
Because now rappin aint the right thing for you
Go back to rock because you aint got no rythym to compete with me
Me and my buddies are now going to Mcdonalds to eat


Ill show you how rap is done, so just sit down son
You're disgusting like lean beef that's under done
I flow like it's my time of the month, now everyone,
Should I listen to you? Like meth, not even once.


Oprah Winfrey


Saying I don't like Oprah might be a tad too far,
But how come I never get a free brand new car?
She does nice things for people, but I'm people too,
So tell me what it is that Oprahs ever done for you.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:11 PM

Chemistry.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:12 PM

You are actually pretty good at this!
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:15 PM

Make one about..... Stinkmeaner


Was never huge into Boondocks, so I had to take a bit of a different approach to this one:

There's an old man on my block who smells like a urinal,
Like the Colonel he's irritating like a damn popcorn kernel,
Stuck on your gums, Blind as a bat who smiles with gums,
Similar to Stinkmeaner, but this guy plays with his guns,
Not nearly as foulmouthed, but his breath could kill a skunk,
Get off his lawn chumps, this old man doesnt deal with punks.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:16 PM

BananaMash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... Every other rapper in the world.
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