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#91 BananaMash

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:20 PM

Chemistry.


Food was bland so I put some NaCl on my steak, man isn't that ionic,
No not ironic stupid I said ionic, C21H30O2 are you frickin high on it?
That's THC, Yeah I'm negative, Maybe I'm just a stray electron,
About to change power levels, you'll be positive when I'm gone.

Who would have thought being in Chemistry 101 could have helped here.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:49 PM

video games
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well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#93 BananaMash

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:51 PM

video games


Last night I liked video games more than real life,
Im right because they don't nag at you like a real wife,
Like, Donkey Kong and Mario, those games are real tight,
When I break my high scores it makes me feel real nice.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:57 PM

BananaMash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... Every other rapper in the world.


I very much agree!
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#95 BananaMash

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:59 PM

I've yet to see someone submit a topic worthy of a whole song. :bigblush:
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:10 PM

When I came into this thread...I backpedaled
who is Bananamash? somebody give this man a medal
rappin' off about hamburgers and British Zanzibar strife
this is the dopest thread I've seen in my F@#%^ life

Like Robin Williams in that movie Toys
brought some talent to the crap pile Cultimultural Noise

Edited by JoGuitar, 04 October 2012 - 09:11 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:14 PM

When I came into this thread...I backpedaled
who is Bananamash? somebody give this man a medal
rappin' off about hamburgers and British Zanzibar strife
this is the dopest thread I've seen in my F@#%^ life

Like Robin Williams in that movie Toys
brought some talent to the crap pile Cultimultural Noise


<3
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:14 PM

I've yet to see someone submit a topic worthy of a whole song. :bigblush:


Write one about a sock
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#99 BananaMash

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:16 PM

Write one about a sock


I don't want to insult your best friends.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:17 PM

When I came into this thread...I backpedaled
who is Bananamash? somebody give this man a medal
rappin' off about hamburgers and British Zanzibar strife
this is the dopest thread I've seen in my F@#%^ life

Like Robin Williams in that movie Toys
brought some talent to the crap pile Cultimultural Noise


Tiggies supports this message.

Also - You should write about all those stupid people that play in Fantasy Leagues. I mean, who does that?

Edited by Tig'ol Bitties, 04 October 2012 - 09:19 PM.

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#101 JoGuitar

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:18 PM

I don't want to insult your best friends.


ZING!!
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:21 PM

Ill show you how rap is done, so just sit down son
You're disgusting like lean beef that's under done
I flow like it's my time of the month, now everyone,
Should I listen to you? Like meth, not even once.

You try to push me to my limits but you see I don't go with it
I'm no quitter but a winner and you aint gonna win this

I'm not trying to be cocky but your rhymes are really sucky and I aint gonna stand here all unlucky because no one is gonna stop you from spittin out trash.
Bananamash, what kind of name is that?
Your flow is whack
You can't get outta this trap
I win and you know that its a sin to keep on going so why don't you get going and hide yourself in a garbage bin.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:22 PM

gangrene
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:25 PM

gangrene


Been to a certain thread have we?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:28 PM

You try to push me to my limits but you see I don't go with it
I'm no quitter but a winner and you aint gonna win this

I'm not trying to be cocky but your rhymes are really sucky and I aint gonna stand here all unlucky because no one is gonna stop you from spittin out trash.
Bananamash, what kind of name is that?
Your flow is whack
You can't get outta this trap
I win and you know that its a sin to keep on going so why don't you get going and hide yourself in a garbage bin.


What is this? I don't even. Know .
No cadence, no style, and no flow
The pen is mighty but your keyboard ain't equipped to battle
How'd you get out your crib, get back to bed, go shake a rattle
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:29 PM

You try to push me to my limits but you see I don't go with it
I'm no quitter but a winner and you aint gonna win this

I'm not trying to be cocky but your rhymes are really sucky and I aint gonna stand here all unlucky because no one is gonna stop you from spittin out trash.
Bananamash, what kind of name is that?
Your flow is whack
You can't get outta this trap
I win and you know that its a sin to keep on going so why don't you get going and hide yourself in a garbage bin.




This guy claims to be lean beef, but all I see is a turkey,
You've been lyrically butchered so don't think you can irk me,
I would say that your flow's choppy, but it's so fricken sloppy,
That I cant even read it, but I'll mourn your defeat with a poppy,
So don't even try to come near the B-A-N-A-N-A, to the M-A-S-H,
Just incase your hate decides it wants to blow back in your face,
Just telling the truth, if I were you I'd invest in another interest,
Because to me your rap lyrics look worse than a product of incest
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:34 PM

Ti'gol Bitties

Not boobs, Ti'gol Bitties.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 04 October 2012 - 09:35 PM.

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#108 BananaMash

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:37 PM

gangrene


I went on a date last Saturday at the lake,
When suddenly I knew I'd made a mistake,
I took off her pant leg, and she wasnt clean,
Her whole darn leg was rottin with gangrene.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:40 PM

Ti'gol Bitties

Not boobs, Ti'gol Bitties.


Tiggies and myself tend to have the same taste in women,
Sometimes we want to go swimmin in boobies, no kiddin',
Although, I dont know his opinion on the chick Nichole Kidman,
She's a little too old for me though, so that I wont be hittin',
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

The big bad apple monster from the fruitbowl.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:49 PM

What is this? I don't even. Know .
No cadence, no style, and no flow
The pen is mighty but your keyboard ain't equipped to battle
How'd you get out your crib, get back to bed, go shake a rattle

What is THIS? A nursery rhyme?
I'm not gonna waste my time
On a person like you
Who just looks like a fool
And is a complete tool
If I were you I would buy some glue
For your lips cause
you aint getting no kisses
So you gotta end this madness before you cry in all your classes because big LeanBeaf got you pissed and you couldn't admit it.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:02 PM

This guy claims to be lean beef, but all I see is a turkey,
You've been lyrically butchered so don't think you can irk me,
I would say that your flow's choppy, but it's so fricken sloppy,
That I cant even read it, but I'll mourn your defeat with a poppy,
So don't even try to come near the B-A-N-A-N-A, to the M-A-S-H,
Just incase your hate decides it wants to blow back in your face,
Just telling the truth, if I were you I'd invest in another interest,
Because to me your rap lyrics look worse than a product of incest

Nice comeback but your words are nothing but smack
You can try to rap
But it comes out as crap
You make me laugh
The way you keep coming back

Your rap is irritating
Like a little baby crying
So Just give up and stop trying
Unless you like staying up crying


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#113 BananaMash

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:04 PM

Nice comeback but your words are nothing but smack
You can try to rap
But it comes out as crap
You make me laugh
The way you keep coming back

Your rap is irritating
Like a little baby crying
So Just give up and stop trying
Unless you like staying up crying



Okay, Just stop please, your rap career will be like my porn career,
Short lived because you dont measure up when you look in the mirror,
You strike zero fear into anyone hearts when you speak 'round here,
So zip it boy, shut your lips, stop talking and listen, come near,
I noticed you chose to throw your blows at Jo first because you know,
You can't even show any sort of intimidation to me, really just go,
Practice your writing, at this instant you cant swim with the big fish,
I've pretty much extinguished every little line and you will relinquish,
LeanBeaf is starting to look like a green leaf, in otherwords I mean,
This suckers green with envy, and he's been bloodied, wipe yourself clean,
You've been dismantled, why do you like getting constantly man-handled,
Keep on trying to shut me down, and you'll end up more in shambles.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:04 PM

Nice comeback but your words are nothing but smack
You can try to rap
But it comes out as crap
You make me laugh
The way you keep coming back

Your rap is irritating
Like a little baby crying
So Just give up and stop trying
Unless you like staying up crying


Damn dude he rhymed crying with crying. he wins. :rolleyes:

Edited by JoGuitar, 04 October 2012 - 10:05 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:18 PM

Alternate intimate family relationships
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:32 PM

Write one about a sock

Ignore this one, and make one about Mr. Socko
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:35 PM

Ignore this one, and make one about Mr. Socko


Like... Mick Foleys?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:38 PM

Like... Mick Foleys?

Yes
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:43 PM

Ha ha, yeah! I've watched them all so far.

Have you seen the ERB "news" videos? With Charles Darwin and Teddy Roosevelt?


i'll have a look at it.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:02 PM

I think you should rap about Brad Marchands nose.
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