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#1 ī мцšт вяздк чфµ

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 02:26 AM

edit: this dude reminds me of "iron jay"...




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9:40 p.m. PDT, October 5, 2012


SANTA ANA -- A 425-pound man was arrested Thursday for allegedly trying to abduct a 10-year old boy on his way to soccer practice.

Police received a call around 7:30 p.m. Thursday night when about a man trying to kidnap a young boy in the 500 block of E. Central.

The caller said the boy's soccer coach was trying to detain the man, but he had escaped.


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Officers eventually located Victor Joseph Espinoza, 55, hiding in the backyard of a nearby residence.

The suspect was taken into custody without incident, but he had minor injuries from his contact with the soccer coach.

According to detectives, the 10 year old victim was going to soccer practice at Delhi Park with his 19 year female cousin when the suspect lured the boy close enough to grab him.

The boy yelled for help and tried to pull away, but the suspect would not let him go.

The victim was able to break free and he and his cousin ran to the park telling the soccer coach what had occurred.

The coach saw the suspect in front of the park.

When the suspect saw the coach, he attempted to flee and was tackled by the coach in the street.

"I was just mad at the time because the kid was crying," the coach, who asked to remain anonymous, told KTLA.

Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

Edited by ī мцšт вяздк чфµ, 07 October 2012 - 02:30 AM.

KIM JONG UN'S FAVORITE HOCKEY TEAM ARE THE KELOWNA ROCKETS.

JOHN SHORTHOUSE'S VOICE REMINDS ME OF KERMIT THE FROG.


#2 Kryten

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 02:36 AM

Pretty obvious that one of this guy's relatives was a pelican. I wonder if he is able to dislocate his jaw when he eats?
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 03:45 AM

His chin is tiny. His neck on the otherhand.
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Hockey season must be back on, the crazies are coming out again....


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Posted 07 October 2012 - 05:42 AM

Probably wanted to eat the kid.

"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs."

Edited by Jai604, 07 October 2012 - 05:43 AM.

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#5 Jägermeister

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:08 AM

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Edited by Jagermeister, 07 October 2012 - 09:10 AM.

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:14 AM

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#7 JoeyJoeJoeJr. Shabadoo

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:34 AM

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:42 AM

E chuta
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 12:12 PM

The caller said the boy's soccer coach was trying to detain the man, but he had escaped.


Escaped is a relative term in this case. I imagine you can see this guy a few blocks over and that he doesn't move very quickly.

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 12:23 PM

not sure what you're trying to say.

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I love rock and roll, just put another dime in the juice box baby.

#11 JoeyJoeJoeJr. Shabadoo

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 12:25 PM

not sure what you're trying to say.

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That looks like John Candy
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 12:29 PM

That looks like John Candy


yup

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Edited by hudson bay rules, 07 October 2012 - 12:41 PM.

I love rock and roll, just put another dime in the juice box baby.

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 12:55 PM

What a fat turd.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 01:14 PM

So where are the people who white knighted the girl with facial hair?

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 02:41 PM

So where are the people who white knighted the girl with facial hair?


Good question.
Apparently making fun of obese people is alright, but it's sickening to make a joke about a bearded lady.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:14 PM

Lmfao look at the picture, they couldn't find a shirt that fit so they just had to put one over him to cover him up for the photo.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:48 PM

Wow! that guy takes double chin to a whole new level.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:53 PM

Only somewhat.

Feminism will be outlawed. Mostly because it's a backwards idiotic viewpoint that doesn't serve any real progressive purpose.


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Posted 07 October 2012 - 11:34 PM

i find it interesting and somewhat disturbing, that the majority of posts in this thread (indeed, even the thread's title) are about the suspect's appearance, rather than the fact that he attempted to kidnap a child.... :huh:
Orland Kurtenbach and Dennis Kearns had just been torched 8-1 by the Habs, but they still took time to come out to meet us, some fellow BC boys who were playing hockey in Montreal. THAT"S what being a Canuck is!

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 01:53 PM

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:01 PM

i find it interesting and somewhat disturbing, that the majority of posts in this thread (indeed, even the thread's title) are about the suspect's appearance, rather than the fact that he attempted to kidnap a child.... :huh:


Can't pass up the opportunity for a good zinger ;)

However, inb4 certain individuals cry about some of the remarks here. Uh, um, I'm glad the child is safe. That's what you like to see. Kudos to the coach for doing what he did.
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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:05 PM

Can't pass up the opportunity for a good zinger ;)

However, inb4 certain individuals cry about some of the remarks here. Uh, um, I'm glad the child is safe. That's what you like to see. Kudos to the coach for doing what he did.

yeah, I have no problem with the jokes per se, I just thought it a bit odd that no-one had commented on the serious nature of the incident. Imagine if the child's parents had read the comments in this thread...
Orland Kurtenbach and Dennis Kearns had just been torched 8-1 by the Habs, but they still took time to come out to meet us, some fellow BC boys who were playing hockey in Montreal. THAT"S what being a Canuck is!

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:21 PM

Thought this thread was going to be about Jay Leno.

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 08:11 AM

Probably wanted to eat the kid.

"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs."


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