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Cheesy headlines for when the season finally Starts

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I was just thinking of all the cheesy headlines that will appear on all the major news sites when the lockout ends.

1) "Game On!"

2) "Drop the Puck"

3) "Who Cares"

What crap and unoriginal headlines do you all see happening?

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"It's About Time"

"Finally"

"The Wait is Over"

"Locked In!"

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What if they had an NHL season....and nobody cared?

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"Is the NHL back, you Bett(man)?!"

TSN headlime: "Leafs hope to continue undeafted season"

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the puck drops here

season start locked IN

National depression rates drastically drop

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The debt load of many Canadians increases thanks to the NHL season not being cancelled.

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already suggested by a few people on here but 'Locked In!' could be quite likely. Perhaps one that just says the amount of days the lockout went on for - example, '152 Days'.

EDIT: A good/funny one I think would be, 'NHL loses revenue from last season durning negotiations' - not catchy or anything but would be a bit funny if they lost all the money they were fighting over in the first place.

At this point, I really am hoping for a cheesy headline to stop this stupid lockout. Players and the NHL keep saying they both want a fair deal, well surely that is 50/50. Maybe they need a definition of the word fair:

Fair

Without cheating or trying to achieve unjust advantage: "he played fair".

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"Season starts, Mason Raymond collapses in excitement!"

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"These Idiots Finally Get a Clue"

"Was it Worth it?"

"NHL Return Unfortunately Means so do the Maple Leafs".

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"Disrespected Sheep Flock Back To Canadian Arenas."

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"The Bettman continues robin' fans, NHLPA looks like jokers"

Awe yiss.

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After winning 10 consecutive lockout draft lotteries and resigning khl superstar luongo, are the canucks ready to finally hoist the cup?

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Alex starts with a Burrows trick; a hair pull, a bite & a game winner!!! :towel:

And Canadian fans from all over, including HNIC's Don Cherry all finally agree; they're unstoppable, he's a beauty and they all head out after hours and buy the ref a drink! :P

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