It's sad, because I have to post this twice today
Sarcasm detector ---> Off.
See the bolded, I guess I wasn't clear.
But in the end if you were serious about that story, I feel sorry for you for that alone, not you missing out on your coffee.
I hadn't seen the other thread so didn't have a frame of reference, but clearly with this being in this forum, was bound to be a sarcastic thread.
Regardless, this is why I should go to this part of the boards less often. People have way to much time on their hands, and their grandmother's told them they were funny after a knock knock joke when they were 7.