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#1 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 05:35 PM

CDC I have a PhD in being awesome at giving advice. Feed me your problems like I am a morbidly obese problem eating monster and I will produce advice out the other end.

Go go go.

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#2 Gooby

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 05:50 PM

i kent spael kurrekt
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 05:52 PM

i kent spael kurrekt


*Correct.

Now you can spell the word "correct".

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 05:52 PM

i kent spael kurrekt


Try this: Donald, please.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 05:56 PM

Try this: Donald, please.


Dolan pls
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#6 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 05:59 PM

Dolan pls


He's a lost cause.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:04 PM

what is the best way to get to Turkey?
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#8 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:25 PM

what is the best way to get to Turkey?


Go to Save-On Foods, locate the meat cooler. You'll find Turkey in there.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:26 PM

What is happened,my guy is unranked and nuttin happening to him?

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:33 PM

What is happened,my guy is unranked and nuttin happening to him?


Go to hospital, I think you have a parasite in your brain called TACIC.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:38 PM

Who should I layeth the Smacketh Down on?

#12 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:39 PM

Who should I layeth the Smacketh Down on?


-Trapped in CDC-. Give him the "People's Elbow" champ!!!

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:40 PM

-Trapped in CDC-. Give him the "People's Elbow" champ!!!

Perhaps while sliding.


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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:41 PM

Perhaps while sliding.
https://www.youtube....h?v=_MM2iqnRPEI


On on the 5th day the Rcok did layeth the smack-down.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 06:43 PM

On on the 5th day the Rcok did layeth the smack-down.



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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:08 PM

stuffing, or mashed potatoes?

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:08 PM

-Trapped in CDC-. Give him the "People's Elbow" champ!!!


No.

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#18 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:13 PM

stuffing, or mashed potatoes?


Mix the stuffing into the potatoes, smother in gravy. Enjoy mouthgasm.

No.


What a constructive post, thanks for adding to the thread.

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#19 мцт вяздк чф

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:28 PM

to be or not to be? that is the question.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:28 PM

I dying of hunger there's only leftovers in the fridge. What should i do?
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#21 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:30 PM

to be or not to be? that is the question.


Bumble bee.

I dying of hunger there's only leftovers in the fridge. What should i do?


Ewe, leftovers are for poor people. You might as well just starve to death.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:32 PM

Fish or Chicken for dinner?
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:34 PM

Fish or Chicken for dinner?


Depends. If you have the means to make a quesadilla, chicken.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:26 PM

Depends. If you have the means to make a quesadilla, chicken.


Why not Tuna? It's the chicken of the sea :P
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:30 PM

Does your PhD= a Phony degree?
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#26 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:31 PM

Does your PhD= a Phony degree?


PhD = Probably highly dishonest, in this case.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:44 PM

Next challenge for CDC Ultimate Survivor?

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Chicago Blackhawks NHL 14 OCDC League 2013/2014

J. Schultz(81)-Toews(92)-Pacioretty(88)....Keith(90)-Phaneuf(87)................Crawford(86)
Burns(87)-Kadri(85)-Yakupov(83)..............Hjalmarson(85)-N. Schultz(84)....Khabby(76)
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:50 PM

Here's some food for thought, morbidly obese problem eating monster :P: Why did the chicken cross the road?

John 3:16
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#29 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:52 PM

Here's some food for thought, morbidly obese problem eating monster :P: Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get away from my drawing.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:57 PM

To get away from my drawing.


:huh: Did E.T. just fuse with an ostrich there? :mellow:

John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.


Jesus LOVES YOU!
2012, meet Matthew 24:36-47!

14 I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.



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