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Cheer me up

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Bad month has been bad.

Need some happiness.

Tell some jokes or stories.

Kbai

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One time I pooped in the middle of a jogging trail at 3am.

Yep. I was drunk.

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One time I pooped in the middle of a jogging trail at 3am.

Yep. I was drunk.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

the Holocaust

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There is a whole story behind it, but I'll only share if Wiz' wants to hear it.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

the Holocaust

what's red and smells like blue paint?

red paint

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Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that

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Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that

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Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that

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I got drunk once, fell off a platform a meter an a half above the ground, stood up, my ear and face all bloody, looked my friends straight in the eyes and said without cracking a smile "don't worry guys! My ear broke my fall!"

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Why did I ask for that

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I got hit by a car today.

Well, sort of. We came running out of an abandoned "mental health facility" on the outskirts of Kamloops (someone here has to have heard of Padova) and a couple girls were waiting in the car...we were only running to scare them into thinking there was someone chasing us. I opened the door to get in the car, and the girl driving (of course it was a girl driving :lol: ) threw the vehicle into reverse and backed the car door right into me.

Charley horse in my right thigh and a bruised ego. Hope this cheers you up a bit.

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There was a fly buzzing around earlier and when I tried to smack it I ended up slapping myself in the face and poked my eye.

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One time I pooped in the semi-rough of my local golf course in the middle of the day.

No I was not drunk, just very sick.

I'm glad that no one saw otherwise I'd probably be banned for life. I'm also glad that I had a towel attached to my bag.

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You're like 13, nothing that happens to you matters in the grand scheme of things. Wait until you're an adult, crap gets real.

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