logic Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Bad month has been bad. Need some happiness. Tell some jokes or stories. Kbai Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 One time I pooped in the middle of a jogging trail at 3am. Yep. I was drunk. Link to comment
UMB Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 One time I pooped in the middle of a jogging trail at 3am. Yep. I was drunk. Link to comment
GodzillaDeuce Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? the Holocaust Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 There is a whole story behind it, but I'll only share if Wiz' wants to hear it. Link to comment
UMB Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? the Holocaust what's red and smells like blue paint? red paint Link to comment
logic Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that Link to comment
GodzillaDeuce Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that Link to comment
UMB Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 http://anti-joke.com/ edit: or did you mean the poopy story lol Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I got drunk once, fell off a platform a meter an a half above the ground, stood up, my ear and face all bloody, looked my friends straight in the eyes and said without cracking a smile "don't worry guys! My ear broke my fall!" Link to comment
logic Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 Why did I ask for that Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Why did I ask for that Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I got hit by a car today. Well, sort of. We came running out of an abandoned "mental health facility" on the outskirts of Kamloops (someone here has to have heard of Padova) and a couple girls were waiting in the car...we were only running to scare them into thinking there was someone chasing us. I opened the door to get in the car, and the girl driving (of course it was a girl driving ) threw the vehicle into reverse and backed the car door right into me. Charley horse in my right thigh and a bruised ego. Hope this cheers you up a bit. Link to comment
Jai604 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 There was a fly buzzing around earlier and when I tried to smack it I ended up slapping myself in the face and poked my eye. :\ Link to comment
Crom! Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 One time I pooped in the semi-rough of my local golf course in the middle of the day. No I was not drunk, just very sick. I'm glad that no one saw otherwise I'd probably be banned for life. I'm also glad that I had a towel attached to my bag. Link to comment
:D Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 You're like 13, nothing that happens to you matters in the grand scheme of things. Wait until you're an adult, crap gets real. Link to comment
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