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#1 Machine Gun Kelly

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:13 PM

Bad month has been bad.
Need some happiness.
Tell some jokes or stories.
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#2 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:18 PM

One time I pooped in the middle of a jogging trail at 3am.

Yep. I was drunk.

Edited by BananaMash, 18 October 2012 - 11:18 PM.

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#3 Nathan MacKinnon

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:25 PM

One time I pooped in the middle of a jogging trail at 3am.

Yep. I was drunk.


You just made my depressed day happy...

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#4 GodzillaDeuce

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:26 PM

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Spoiler


what's red and smells like blue paint?

Spoiler


what do you call a black man that flies planes?

Spoiler


what would Albert Einstein do if he were alive today?

Spoiler

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#5 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:26 PM

There is a whole story behind it, but I'll only share if Wiz' wants to hear it.

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#6 Nathan MacKinnon

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:28 PM

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Spoiler


what's red and smells like blue paint?

Spoiler


what do you call a black man that flies planes?

Spoiler


what would Albert Einstein do if he were alive today?

Spoiler


Don't we all love anti-jokes..

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#7 Machine Gun Kelly

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:29 PM

Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:30 PM

Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that


http://anti-joke.com/

edit: or did you mean the poopy story lol

Edited by GodzillaDeuce, 18 October 2012 - 11:31 PM.

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#9 Nathan MacKinnon

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:32 PM

http://anti-joke.com/

edit: or did you mean the poopy story lol


ouch dude....it's alright I <3 anti-jokes..

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#10 BananaMash

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:33 PM

Yes tell me more! I actually smiled at the sight of that


So I get home from a great outing with my high school buddies last year, and it was probably about 2:20 am. So I'm sitting around and I'm not tired, so being an avid runner in sober-life, apparently drunk me though "let's go for a run bro". So I decide to run down this forest jogging trail, completely in the dark.

So I'm running down the trail, and all of a sudden the beer and greasy food starts causing a ruckus in my intestines. Like, I know I'm at full blown code red poop-alert here. So logically, why would I adventure into the forest to poo? Nope. I'm pooping right here in the center of the trail. So I squat and release and find some arbutus leafs to clean up.

So I go home and shower. Then when I woke up the next day I couldnt remember if I actually did that or it was just a dream, so I went back and looked.

There was the nasty explosive giant beer poo, staring back at me in the middle of the trail.

The End.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:38 PM

I got drunk once, fell off a platform a meter an a half above the ground, stood up, my ear and face all bloody, looked my friends straight in the eyes and said without cracking a smile "don't worry guys! My ear broke my fall!"

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 19 October 2012 - 08:35 AM.

Don't take anything I say seriously! EVER!


#12 Machine Gun Kelly

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:38 PM

Why did I ask for that
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:42 PM

Why did I ask for that


You were intrigued by my fecal explorations.

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 01:31 AM

I got hit by a car today.

Well, sort of. We came running out of an abandoned "mental health facility" on the outskirts of Kamloops (someone here has to have heard of Padova) and a couple girls were waiting in the car...we were only running to scare them into thinking there was someone chasing us. I opened the door to get in the car, and the girl driving (of course it was a girl driving :lol: ) threw the vehicle into reverse and backed the car door right into me.

Charley horse in my right thigh and a bruised ego. Hope this cheers you up a bit.

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#15 Jai604

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 01:39 AM

There was a fly buzzing around earlier and when I tried to smack it I ended up slapping myself in the face and poked my eye.

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 02:47 AM

One time I pooped in the semi-rough of my local golf course in the middle of the day.

No I was not drunk, just very sick.

I'm glad that no one saw otherwise I'd probably be banned for life. I'm also glad that I had a towel attached to my bag.

Edited by Crom!, 19 October 2012 - 02:48 AM.


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Posted 19 October 2012 - 07:52 AM

You're like 13, nothing that happens to you matters in the grand scheme of things. Wait until you're an adult, crap gets real.


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