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#1 Alchemy Time

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:08 PM

Basically, post your favorite stand-up routine(s)/sketch(s) by any comedian, at any time, in any language (scratch that, it should be english.)

Here's my 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_wozKGbSc&feature=related


Tom Cotter
https://www.youtube....h?v=H1ZVUlBAOMM

and of course:

Chris Farley
https://www.youtube....h?v=XaoM0FyLmGY

Edited by ER15, 24 October 2012 - 08:58 PM.

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:14 PM

Anything Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black or Louis CK

I won't post any because of language though lol

edit: i changed my mind


Edited by GodzillaDeuce, 22 October 2012 - 07:48 PM.

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:17 PM


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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:18 PM

Anything from John Pinette, Wanda Sykes, and/or Ellen Degeneres. Same idea as GodzillaDeuce - don't want to post because of potential profanity but there is one clip where Wanda talks about getting her body hair waxed and I was literally crying it was so funny.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:24 PM

The god George Carlin and anything by Louis CK. Other notables include Steven Wright, Dave Chappelle etc.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:26 PM

Yup. George Carlin.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:27 PM

Anything from John Pinette, Wanda Sykes, and/or Ellen Degeneres. Same idea as GodzillaDeuce - don't want to post because of potential profanity but there is one clip where Wanda talks about getting her body hair waxed and I was literally crying it was so funny.


when I was pretty young and used to watch just for laughs, one of the funnier routines for me was the Pinette bit on eating at chinese or japanese restaurants

also, (pleasantly) surprised nobody's posted Russell Peters
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:27 PM

I once went and saw most the cast of Whose Line, live in Calgary. It was one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Far better than on TV.

This is still a classic...


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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:30 PM



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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:39 PM

Who doesn't like Russel Peters
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:41 PM

Who doesn't like Russel Peters


people that like to laugh
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:42 PM

anything Jim Jefferies.



That ones about the only one I can post that doesn't involves a lot of bad language and content.

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:44 PM


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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:48 PM

So bloody many to chose from .. everything thus far is excellent .. thanks ... I am going to wait a day and then post one to keep it going .. :)
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:52 PM

Chris Rock- Never Scared
Eddie murphy- Delirious
Dennis Leary- No cure for Cancer

None of the clips can be posted here :P

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I was saying Lu-Urns...

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:03 PM

George Carlin and Robin Williams
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:06 PM

So many....

All of the ones posted so far are great. Carlin, Jeffries, Chappelle, Murphy, Louis CK.....


I'll add a few less-known ones that you guys might find funny.






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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:09 PM

Eddie Izzard
Jimmy Carr
Ricky Gervais

In that order, funniest Brits there are.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:14 PM

Somebody Gonna get Hurt!!
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:23 PM

Literally anything by Jimmy Carr!!
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:27 PM

http://www.dailymoti...nd-nobody-i_fun

Everythings amazing and nobody's happy. Louis nails it here 1:55 - 6:00
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:32 PM

Chris Rock's Blacks vs Naggers, anything by Norm Macdonald, Bill Burr vs Philadelphia
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:37 PM

when I was pretty young and used to watch just for laughs, one of the funnier routines for me was the Pinette bit on eating at chinese or japanese restaurants

also, (pleasantly) surprised nobody's posted Russell Peters


"You eat rika kirra whale". Also one of my favorites growing up.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:40 PM

"You eat rika kirra whale". Also one of my favorites growing up.


i thought it was "free reerry" lol

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:41 PM

Chris Rock's Blacks vs Naggers, anything by Norm Macdonald, Bill Burr vs Philadelphia


Saw Norm at Yuk Yuks last spring. He was whacked out of his gourd. Still pretty funny though.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:46 PM

i thought it was "free reerry" lol


His bit on what a deer is thinking when it sees headlights is also a classic.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:54 PM

Saw Jeff Ross earlier this year in Vancouver and he is great. Here he is from the Charlie Sheen roast:

*does have a couple swear words*


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Posted 22 October 2012 - 09:19 PM

i think Louis CK is the funniest guy out there right now. i also love the deadpan observational stuff Demetri Martin does and Mitch Hedberg did. i'll always love Dave Chapelle's stand-up, and i actually find Daniel Tosh super funny. lots of people hate him though, and i can see why.

i hate Daniel Glover, Kat Williams and most of the people i see on Just for Laughs or whatever.
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Posted 22 October 2012 - 09:31 PM

Joe bless George Carlin


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Posted 22 October 2012 - 10:25 PM

Robin Williams, Conan O'Brien, Louis CK, Daniel Tosh and Mitch Hedberg always have me crying from laughter.
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