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#421 i4i

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 06:35 PM

One already posted a tooth fairy picture, so you lose there.


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#422 Niloc009

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:06 PM

Up against BananaMash next. Need to start the campaign early.


I come to you, CDC, in my time of need. Now, I know you all are going to want to vote for Mash. Okay, I get it. He’s funny. But, this is the same guy who left CDC for months. He abandoned all his online friends, and all of his Fantasy Hockey teams. When he came back, there was no grace period of getting back into the swing of things. It was basically an “I'm back, bitches, give me a team, I’m the king”. Do we really want someone that self-entitled as our elected leader? I say no.

Then, he starts a campaign to rename White Noise, a historic CDC name dating back to what many call the good old days, to Multicultural noise, some leftie political correct name trying not to hurt anyone’s feelings. He obviously just doesn't understand our history and traditions. He’s out of touch. We need a leader who has his hand on the pulse of the users. And who better to feel the user’s pulse, than me, Niloc009, who just aced a test on finding pulses and reading vital signs at BCIT, enrolled in a notoriously difficult program? Probably most nurses and doctors. But after them? Probably anyone else currently in the health care field. BUT AFTER THEM, it’s me.

Most of my time is spent here, at my study desk. And most of that study time is here, procrastinating on CDC. What’s BananaMash doing right now? He's at UVic. And what’s the University of Victoria known for? Parties. Instead of being online, catering to the masses, he’s out, with his real friends getting drunk. Then coming back to CDC when he’s bored. Do you really want to elect a leader who’s not even going to be on here most nights? I say no. Elect someone committed.

Let’s take a look at some of the threads Mash has created over the past few weeks.
“Plus If You Hate Cats, Dogs, and Oxygen.”
This was originally a thread that, if you gave him a plus, he would give you an honest statement. 19 minutes later, however, he changed it to its current form, trashing all those who participated. DECEITFUL.

“Why Are You A Stud?”
People see the thread, assuming it’s to do with being a stud, which urban dictionary defines as “basically a badass... this person is really cool. Everyone looks up to them and wants to get with them. This person can be a male or a female gay or straight. studs do not discriminate. STUDS DOMINATE”. Is a male horse really a stud, in the way most people think? No. OUT OF TOUCH.

“Be Mean To Me”
Basically a thread to attack him. MASOCHIST.

“[Official] Sock & Pock Fan Club”
Making fun of a young and naïve user. MEAN.

Let’s also not forget about CDC Survivor, as well as the Interactive Story. What happened to those, eh Mashie?


Now, I urge you CDC. Go against your heart. Use your head. Pick the right choice. Pick Niloc009 for the Battle of the Users.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:23 PM

Up against BananaMash next. Need to start the campaign early.


I come to you, CDC, in my time of need. Now, I know you all are going to want to vote for Mash. Okay, I get it. He’s funny. But, this is the same guy who left CDC for months. He abandoned all his online friends, and all of his Fantasy Hockey teams. When he came back, there was no grace period of getting back into the swing of things. It was basically an “I'm back, bitches, give me a team, I’m the king”. Do we really want someone that self-entitled as our elected leader? I say no.

Then, he starts a campaign to rename White Noise, a historic CDC name dating back to what many call the good old days, to Multicultural noise, some leftie political correct name trying not to hurt anyone’s feelings. He obviously just doesn't understand our history and traditions. He’s out of touch. We need a leader who has his hand on the pulse of the users. And who better to feel the user’s pulse, than me, Niloc009, who just aced a test on finding pulses and reading vital signs at BCIT, enrolled in a notoriously difficult program? Probably most nurses and doctors. But after them? Probably anyone else currently in the health care field. BUT AFTER THEM, it’s me.

Most of my time is spent here, at my study desk. And most of that study time is here, procrastinating on CDC. What’s BananaMash doing right now? He's at UVic. And what’s the University of Victoria known for? Parties. Instead of being online, catering to the masses, he’s out, with his real friends getting drunk. Then coming back to CDC when he’s bored. Do you really want to elect a leader who’s not even going to be on here most nights? I say no. Elect someone committed.

Let’s take a look at some of the threads Mash has created over the past few weeks.
“Plus If You Hate Cats, Dogs, and Oxygen.”
This was originally a thread that, if you gave him a plus, he would give you an honest statement. 19 minutes later, however, he changed it to its current form, trashing all those who participated. DECEITFUL.

“Why Are You A Stud?”
People see the thread, assuming it’s to do with being a stud, which urban dictionary defines as “basically a badass... this person is really cool. Everyone looks up to them and wants to get with them. This person can be a male or a female gay or straight. studs do not discriminate. STUDS DOMINATE”. Is a male horse really a stud, in the way most people think? No. OUT OF TOUCH.

“Be Mean To Me”
Basically a thread to attack him. MASOCHIST.

“[Official] Sock & Pock Fan Club”
Making fun of a young and naïve user. MEAN.

Let’s also not forget about CDC Survivor, as well as the Interactive Story. What happened to those, eh Mashie?


Now, I urge you CDC. Go against your heart. Use your head. Pick the right choice. Pick Niloc009 for the Battle of the Users.

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#424 Dazzle

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:37 PM

I just noticed that I won the first round.

Many thanks to those who voted for me. It is very very flattering. I can tell Formyhunny77/The Rock was/is a popular member and I can see why.

The next round is against Debs - and I already believe that I have a very uphill road to go on this one. Definite underdog. I saw the other ones that I would have competed against and honestly, I would not like any of the matchups. They are all great posters/personalities. Some even voted for me too.

I am content whether I win or lose in the next round. The first round win has been a big surprise to me. Thank you again to those who voted, and thanks to those that almost voted for me :P. Your support is duly noted. Thank you.

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I have to say Dazzle's was the coolest. ROTFLOL


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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:38 PM

I won a round for some reason. I definitely won't beat GLASSJAW.
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:38 PM

.... and he also stole your favourite crush when you wernt looking. ....


This is true.
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On the off-chance I die, gbassi, I love you.


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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:59 PM

I just noticed that I won the first round.

Many thanks to those who voted for me. It is very very flattering. I can tell Formyhunny77/The Rock was/is a popular member and I can see why.

The next round is against Debs - and I already believe that I have a very uphill road to go on this one. Definite underdog. I saw the other ones that I would have competed against and honestly, I would not like any of the matchups. They are all great posters/personalities. Some even voted for me too.

I am content whether I win or lose in the next round. The first round win has been a big surprise to me. Thank you again to those who voted, and thanks to those that almost voted for me :P. Your support is duly noted. Thank you.

- Dazzle.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:24 PM

I didn't count the votes, but I'm pretty sure Godzilla Deuce won. So my Congratulations, and best of luck to you!
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:33 PM

I didn't count the votes, but I'm pretty sure Godzilla Deuce won. So my Congratulations, and best of luck to you!


21-18 by gmen's count

it was a hard fought campaign, and it's tough to see such a worthy opponent go out in the first round. better luck next year
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well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:34 PM

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:36 PM

You had ass in there, so I have to change my vote.
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:38 PM

You had ass in there, so I have to change my vote.

Same here
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:41 PM

Before I begin, I would like to thank you all for electing me to the second round. I am flattered and humbled, and every vote put a smile on my greasy mug. Niloc009 will be a great opponent for the second round, I look forward to facing him, and I find his campaign speech to be quite flattering, as he feels like he needs to put in effort to defeat me. However, there are a few falsities I feel I must point out to you all.

I come to you, CDC, in my time of need. Now, I know you all are going to want to vote for Mash. Okay, I get it. He’s funny. But, this is the same guy who left CDC for months. He abandoned all his online friends, and all of his Fantasy Hockey teams. When he came back, there was no grace period of getting back into the swing of things. It was basically an “I'm back, bitches, give me a team, I’m the king”. Do we really want someone that self-entitled as our elected leader? I say no.


However true it may be that I vanished for months, the way he depicts my return to fantasy hockey is riddled with inaccuracies. I said originally that I would not have a team, as I was busy with school. Then a few key members (Caboose can most likely confirm this) nearly begged me to come back to NHL 12 SL. *VC* also said I was welcome back. I thought about it for a day, and did not say "I'm back, bitches, give me a team, I'm the king" I said "Okay I'll come back, I'll take the kings".

Do not let this man fool you into thinking I am some greedy scum who demanded a team. I was offered a position, and welcomed back with open arms.

Then, he starts a campaign to rename White Noise, a historic CDC name dating back to what many call the good old days, to Multicultural noise, some leftie political correct name trying not to hurt anyone’s feelings. He obviously just doesn't understand our history and traditions. He’s out of touch. We need a leader who has his hand on the pulse of the users. And who better to feel the user’s pulse, than me, Niloc009, who just aced a test on finding pulses and reading vital signs at BCIT, enrolled in a notoriously difficult program? Probably most nurses and doctors. But after them? Probably anyone else currently in the health care field. BUT AFTER THEM, it’s me.


Once again he is bending the truth for his own selfish gain. He is correct on my campaign, however, Stealth ultimately made the decision to rename the forum. The highest administration on CDC agreed with me, however he did make it his own. Who are you going to agree with on this matter CDC? The highest of powers on CDC, or little Niloc?

Most of my time is spent here, at my study desk. And most of that study time is here, procrastinating on CDC. What’s BananaMash doing right now? He's at UVic. And what’s the University of Victoria known for? Parties. Instead of being online, catering to the masses, he’s out, with his real friends getting drunk. Then coming back to CDC when he’s bored. Do you really want to elect a leader who’s not even going to be on here most nights? I say no. Elect someone committed.]


If my friend Niloc was to go through my posting history, he would see that I do, in fact, pop in most nights. Sometimes I even pop in after a party just to say some slurred derivative of "hello!". Is a drunk leader the best leader? No. But he is the funniest one. Need I remind CDC however, that I am in the University of Victoria for a science program. I'm currently enrolled in four courses, two labs, and a sports time. All while managing to find the time to study and visit CDC. If that isn't commitment, I do not know what is.

“Why Are You A Stud?”
People see the thread, assuming it’s to do with being a stud, which urban dictionary defines as “basically a badass... this person is really cool. Everyone looks up to them and wants to get with them. This person can be a male or a female gay or straight. studs do not discriminate. STUDS DOMINATE”. Is a male horse really a stud, in the way most people think? No. OUT OF TOUCH.


I do suggest to Niloc not to put words in others mouths. He knows I am potentially going into Veterinary Medicine, of course I would think of a stud being a horse.

“Be Mean To Me”
Basically a thread to attack him. MASOCHIST.


Also looking back on the history of that day, CDC was angry. I was simpy being a leader and allowing the fine users of this forum to blow off steam.

“[Official] Sock & Pock Fan Club”
Making fun of a young and naïve user. MEAN.


I genuinely wanted more Sock and Pock.


Ladies and gentlemen, I do not wish to dig up dirt on my opponent. I know I can, and if I have to I will. However, let Nilocs lies about me speak the loudest about him.

We do not need a liar in office.

Vote BananaMash, 2012.

Edited by BananaMash, 01 November 2012 - 11:42 PM.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:49 PM

I haven't had internet for the last 3 days so I wasn't able to get my votes in on time. I hope I don't get penalized for that.

Also, I realized that a lot of you folks outside of Fantasy hockey don't know me very much, if at all, so I figured that I should let all you good people know that I'm absolutely awesome and that you can't go wrong with a vote for me.

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#435 One one two

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:53 PM

I thought my supporters might be interested in checking out this preview for my upcoming documentary.


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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:59 PM

I thought my supporters might be interested in checking out this preview for my upcoming documentary.

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 07:43 AM

Getting intense. People are having to try harder and harder to keep things tongue-in-cheek...
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#438 Niloc009

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 07:48 AM

Getting intense. People are having to try harder and harder to keep things tongue-in-cheek...


A vote for Niloc is a vote to keep Mash's tongue out of your cheek.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 09:47 AM

I think everyone should vote for UMADBRO so I can go to Maui or Italy.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 11:40 AM

Well I've been knocked out... I gave it my all. Might as well go cry in my room. :(
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 12:00 PM

A vote for Mash will knock Niloc out of the contest, helping Niloc better focus in school. Do you want your X-Rays messed up? Nope. Better vote for me so that Niloc learns properly, keeping you and your children safe.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:12 PM

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#443 Niloc009

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:45 PM

A vote for Mash will knock Niloc out of the contest, helping Niloc better focus in school. Do you want your X-Rays messed up? Nope. Better vote for me so that Niloc learns properly, keeping you and your children safe.


Mash is going to school to be a vet. If he's knocked out, he will also be able to focus better, instead of spending his time making graphics.

The worst I can do by screwing up your xrays is having to schedule a new appointment to re-do them.

What happens if Mash screws up? Your pet dies.

I think we all know the correct choice here. Vote Niloc009 for BOTU 2012.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:47 PM

I have more respect for a vet than i do for an x-ray monkey. why do you have to go to school to click a button? sounds fishy.

Paid for by Bananamash with free vet visits for life.

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:49 PM

Mash is going to school to be a vet. If he's knocked out, he will also be able to focus better, instead of spending his time making graphics.

The worst I can do by screwing up your xrays is having to schedule a new appointment to re-do them.

What happens if Mash screws up? Your pet dies.

I think we all know the correct choice here. Vote Niloc009 for BOTU 2012.


I must remind Niloc that as I am in a pre-veterinary program right now, I'm just learning the basics of science in order to qualify. For right now, I have time to make graphics.

Niloc does not. He is in his actual program! If you vote for me, you are helping Niloc get a good job. Let's face it, we never thought he'd get anywhere. Prove him wrong with a vote for BananaMash!
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:51 PM

Where you work out of Banana?

Edit...NVM, nowhere yet I see.

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:54 PM

Where you work out of Banana?

Edit...NVM, nowhere yet I see.


I'm a student at Uvic right now. :P
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 04:00 PM

A vote for Niloc is a vote for the department of all things blue.


This advertisement has been paid for by Niloc009
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 04:03 PM

A vote for Niloc is a vote for the department of all things blue.


This advertisement has been paid for by Niloc009


Niloc, is this really the best advertisement your campaign could afford? Having CH9 advertise for you is probably doing more harm than good.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 04:08 PM

He didn't ask me to.

I'm helping you Mash.
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