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#31 Common sense

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:19 PM

Doesn't she have to prove she's a virgin first?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:20 PM

20? Sorry, not interested, Grandma


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Buddy I called this EXACT situtation on here two years ago and was flamed, so I guess I have a bit of hockey knowledge, not to mention the 4 years I played in the OHL idiot.


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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:22 PM

Doesn't she have to prove she's a virgin first?


check the hymen. If the seal is broken, she isn't a virgin.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:28 PM

is it the same natsu involved with the fairy tail guild?


That was the first thing I thought of when I read this thread.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:31 PM

Wow. Shes like a 5/10, maybe a 5.5. Nothing special... 780 grand for that? I'll pass LOL
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:32 PM

check the hymen. If the seal is broken, she isn't a virgin.

how do you check? Is it like those jars with the popping lid?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:43 PM

Do you think Gillis bid Raymond+Ballard+1st?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:53 PM

I would sell my body if I got 1 million dollars out of it. People have eaten crap for half that amount.


yeah. and those people probably dont know what the word "dignity" means...I saw with my own eyes when I was a bushPilot in the Brazilian Jungle things that you will only find in 2 places, in the Jungles of South America and in Africa. people being dead because they didnt have 2 BRL (1 dollar) to buy milk and the father stole from a supermarket and was killed. I saw kids dying on my arms due to deseases. deseases that the 1st world only see on books or internet but in thoses places things like "malaria", "colera", "Difteria", "yellow fever" or even "denge" are real, very real, and kill fast. and doesnt matter how strong you are or how health you are or even where did you came from, or you live as the "jungle way" tells you or you will die faster than a NHL match...and be happy, because some deseases from the Jungle kill slowly and you fell the pain for every single second...people dying for a real cause, to protect other people, to protect a nation, not the president but the people. not to get almost 1 million for her virginity...kids dying because theres no food, no medicine, no structure. nothing...sounds funny to you? not for me...perhaps those guys from "Jackass" would love "enjoy" how funny is get Dengue, or Malaria, Dfiteria, perhapts Colera, or stay in the middle of the Jungle with no food, no weapons to self-defense/hunting, no GPS or compass and without fluence in Portuguese/Spanish/Papiamento would be as funny as crack her balls in a go-kart...you know other thing? of course you will find this only on Brazilian websites (but use a translator anyway), this whore accepted sell her virginity for 50.000 bucks to a rich men in Brazil (he lives in So Paulo) but the guy refused because he knows the real problem hes facing with this girl... if we were in military government this girl would be punished as deserved by having her Brazilian citizenship removed by ofending our flag and our moral she would be stateless. but now we have a comunist government comanded by Lula as his puppies and nothing will be done. at least this girl will find very hard problems when she returns (if she returns...) starting with our very "friendly and polite" PF find you Japanese owner and stay in Japan and out of any Brazilian soil (including embassies). Im sure that the Germanies in SC are not happy and will not be happy to see you there...therere prostitutes with much better dignity and much more beautiful than this whore...
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:05 PM

And to think all I got for mine was two punches in the head and a pizza, dammit.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:33 PM

She's cute. Not a goddess. Not that I would spend $780,000 on a goddess anyways (unless I had it to spare maybe :P). And who wants to sleep with a virgin? I guess if you're an old businessman from Japan and all you care about it status anyways...

Also, I'm going to laugh if a guy wins the bid for that Alexander dude :lol:
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:34 PM

yeah. and those people probably don´t know what the word "dignity" means...I saw with my own eyes when I was a bushPilot in the Brazilian Jungle things that you will only find in 2 places, in the Jungles of South America and in Africa. people being dead because they didn´t have 2 BRL (1 dollar) to buy milk and the father stole from a supermarket and was killed. I saw kids dying on my arms due to deseases. deseases that the 1st world only see on books or internet but in thoses places things like "malaria", "colera", "Difteria", "yellow fever" or even "denge" are real, very real, and kill fast. and doesn´t matter how strong you are or how health you are or even where did you came from, or you live as the "jungle way" tells you or you will die faster than a NHL match...and be happy, because some deseases from the Jungle kill slowly and you fell the pain for every single second...people dying for a real cause, to protect other people, to protect a nation, not the president but the people. not to get almost 1 million for her virginity...kids dying because there´s no food, no medicine, no structure. nothing...sounds funny to you? not for me...perhaps those guys from "Jackass" would love "enjoy" how funny is get Dengue, or Malaria, Dfiteria, perhapts Colera, or stay in the middle of the Jungle with no food, no weapons to self-defense/hunting, no GPS or compass and without fluence in Portuguese/Spanish/Papiamento would be as funny as crack her balls in a go-kart...you know other thing? of course you will find this only on Brazilian websites (but use a translator anyway), this whore accepted sell her virginity for 50.000 bucks to a rich men in Brazil (he lives in São Paulo) but the guy refused because he knows the real problem he´s facing with this girl... if we were in military government this girl would be punished as deserved by having her Brazilian citizenship removed by ofending our flag and our moral she would be stateless. but now we have a comunist government comanded by Lula as his puppies and nothing will be done. at least this girl will find very hard problems when she returns (if she returns...) starting with our very "friendly and polite" PF find you Japanese owner and stay in Japan and out of any Brazilian soil (including embassies). I´m sure that the Germanies in SC are not happy and will not be happy to see you there...there´re prostitutes with much better dignity and much more beautiful than this whore...



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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

not even hot
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:48 PM

If the concept of a virgin is that enticing to someone to blow near a million dollars I can't help but wonder who the real virgin is..

Edit: No kissing, no toys.. no fun.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:55 PM

yeah. and those people probably don´t know what the word "dignity" means...I saw with my own eyes when I was a bushPilot in the Brazilian Jungle things that you will only find in 2 places, in the Jungles of South America and in Africa. people being dead because they didn´t have 2 BRL (1 dollar) to buy milk and the father stole from a supermarket and was killed. I saw kids dying on my arms due to deseases. deseases that the 1st world only see on books or internet but in thoses places things like "malaria", "colera", "Difteria", "yellow fever" or even "denge" are real, very real, and kill fast. and doesn´t matter how strong you are or how health you are or even where did you came from, or you live as the "jungle way" tells you or you will die faster than a NHL match...and be happy, because some deseases from the Jungle kill slowly and you fell the pain for every single second...people dying for a real cause, to protect other people, to protect a nation, not the president but the people. not to get almost 1 million for her virginity...kids dying because there´s no food, no medicine, no structure. nothing...sounds funny to you? not for me...perhaps those guys from "Jackass" would love "enjoy" how funny is get Dengue, or Malaria, Dfiteria, perhapts Colera, or stay in the middle of the Jungle with no food, no weapons to self-defense/hunting, no GPS or compass and without fluence in Portuguese/Spanish/Papiamento would be as funny as crack her balls in a go-kart...you know other thing? of course you will find this only on Brazilian websites (but use a translator anyway), this whore accepted sell her virginity for 50.000 bucks to a rich men in Brazil (he lives in São Paulo) but the guy refused because he knows the real problem he´s facing with this girl... if we were in military government this girl would be punished as deserved by having her Brazilian citizenship removed by ofending our flag and our moral she would be stateless. but now we have a comunist government comanded by Lula as his puppies and nothing will be done. at least this girl will find very hard problems when she returns (if she returns...) starting with our very "friendly and polite" PF find you Japanese owner and stay in Japan and out of any Brazilian soil (including embassies). I´m sure that the Germanies in SC are not happy and will not be happy to see you there...there´re prostitutes with much better dignity and much more beautiful than this whore...


I don't get your contradiction.

You are upset that this girl is selling something for which there is only a sentimental attachment and for which she claims she will give 90% of the money to help the poor but then you rant about the poor.

If she helps people who need help why do you feel that shames Brasil in any way?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 10:06 PM

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The only time I'll + a "u mad?" post.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:17 PM

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If that's actually her, She is extremely hot...
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:19 PM

butterface


Spot on.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:23 PM

My girlfriend is 100x hotter and all I had to pay was the price of dinner.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:37 PM

Why don't they just legalize prostitution if you are going to encourage auctioning off women?

Natsu sounds like some old Japanese businessman.


LMAO ! This is an ancient Asian custom and will continue for eternity. We just dont hear about it in the west because people get their panties all in a bunch. She has auctioned herself off and who are we to judge ? IMHO she is not all that hot . Nice body but the face meh .

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 12:17 AM

If that's actually her, She is extremely hot...


and sarcasm detector is working fine
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 01:10 AM

If that's actually her, She is extremely hot...


if a pretty nice arse makes someone extremely hot then we have certainly dropped our societal standards for attractiveness
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 01:11 AM

Do you think Gillis bid Raymond+Ballard+1st?


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 06:52 AM

Her?
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:00 AM

I don't get your contradiction.

You are upset that this girl is selling something for which there is only a sentimental attachment and for which she claims she will give 90% of the money to help the poor but then you rant about the poor.

If she helps people who need help why do you feel that shames Brasil in any way?


dude. Im not mad about what she did with her body, its her ugly body and she does what he wants...but the consequences, the stereotype...when a Brazilian men goes overseas its a Brazilian men goins overseas, a tourist, its a guy who will spend 2000 dollars on best buy in one day, a student, a professional, a politic (unfortunately our politics return to Brasil)but when a Brazilian woman goes overseas its diferent. its a not a Brazilian woman going overseas as a tourist,as a student or as a professional. no. other countries see Brazilian women as prostitutes...and happen many times, once in France when a French Policemen arrested a woman from Brasil accusing her of prostitution, but that woman was a federal court judge! 3 months later the same policemen came to Brasil for tourism, and our "super friendly" Federal Police was waiting for him. he stayed less than 25 minutes in Brazilian soil...when I lived in USA I saw what many americans think about Canada. "canadians live in Igloos and eat maple syrup always", or "they say "eh!" all the time"but Canadians dont live in Igloos and they dont say "eh!". actualy Canada is more organised than USA...the stereotype is the danger, our woman are punished by what many girls like this one do. if she want sell her pu$%she should do without be in every newspaper worldwide...if the government legalize the prostitution this girl would never receive that money. she is the ugliest girl in SC (probably), in South Region of Brazil you can find girls that even in Sweden you will not find as beautiful as here. is a mixture between europeans and brasilians its a wonderfull result. considering the conservative opinion of our media Im pretty sure that her money will not be accepted here. who the hell will show on TV "your money was donated by a girl who sold her pu$%& for charity..."really. no one here will accept...we have 3 Formula-1 champions here, 1 INDY series champion, EMBRAER, soccer team. their image is much better than a girl who sold her body for what? really. no. even the government will not accept...and of course Im mad, her state is next to my state. the "jokes" are just starting between neightbours...
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:44 AM

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:13 AM

dude. I´m not mad about what she did with her body, it´s her ugly body and she does what he wants...but the consequences, the stereotype...when a Brazilian men goes overseas it´s a Brazilian men goins overseas, a tourist, it´s a guy who will spend 2000 dollars on best buy in one day, a student, a professional, a politic (unfortunately our politics return to Brasil)but when a Brazilian woman goes overseas it´s diferent. it´s a not a Brazilian woman going overseas as a tourist,as a student or as a professional. no. other countries see Brazilian women as prostitutes...and happen many times, once in France when a French Policemen arrested a woman from Brasil accusing her of prostitution, but that woman was a federal court judge! 3 months later the same policemen came to Brasil for tourism, and our "super friendly" Federal Police was waiting for him. he stayed less than 25 minutes in Brazilian soil...when I lived in USA I saw what many americans think about Canada. "canadians live in Igloos and eat maple syrup always", or "they say "eh!" all the time"but Canadians don´t live in Igloos and they don´t say "eh!". actualy Canada is more organised than USA...the stereotype is the danger, our woman are punished by what many girls like this one do. if she want sell her pu$¨%¨she should do without be in every newspaper worldwide...if the government legalize the prostitution this girl would never receive that money. she is the ugliest girl in SC (probably), in South Region of Brazil you can find girls that even in Sweden you will not find as beautiful as here. is a mixture between europeans and brasilians it´s a wonderfull result. considering the conservative opinion of our media I´m pretty sure that her money will not be accepted here. who the hell will show on TV "your money was donated by a girl who sold her pu$%¨& for charity..."really. no one here will accept...we have 3 Formula-1 champions here, 1 INDY series champion, EMBRAER, soccer team. their image is much better than a girl who sold her body for what? really. no. even the government will not accept...and of course I´m mad, her state is next to my state. the "jokes" are just starting between neightbours...


Dude your pills?

I don't think anyone is judging the Brazillian people as a whole here.

If you want to see much worse just go to a club on Granville Street, downtown Walley, or Abbotsford at 2:00 AM. These kind of transactions involve a few shooters, not a quarter million dollars.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:20 AM

So he has to wear a condom even after taking a battery of STD tests. For that kind of coin Id expect to get to go bareback.

I dont think I could do it with a woman who wasnt into it. Just lying there waiting for it to be over. Terrible. Guess the Japanese guy doesnt give a rats ass.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:21 AM

If you want to see much worse just go to a club on Granville Street, downtown Walley, or Abbotsford at 2:00 AM. These kind of transactions involve a few shooters, not a quarter million dollars.


They dont involve virgins either.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:34 AM

Virgins still have that new car smell.


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:54 AM

I don't know about you guys, but I think I'm gonna head down to brazil and buy me an army of virgins. clearly they are all for sale, and those that don't have access to the internet are cheap as borscht.
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