Peaches Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Let's get back on topic... Discussing fruit drinks. (but really, just stop the arguing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertuzzi Babe Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wetcoaster Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 With enough rum anything is tolerable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Top 10 Best Lawyer Jokes #10 Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met. #9 What do lawyers and sperm have in common? It takes 300 million of them to make one human being. #8 What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer? The vulture doesn't get frequent flyer miles. #7 How do you tell if it's REALLY cold outside? A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets. #6 What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum? The bucket. #5 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. #4 Why do pharmaceutical company laboratories now use lawyers rather than lab rats for testing? Lab personnel don't get as emotionally attached to lawyers. Lawyers do things rats won't. Animal protection groups don't get nearly as excited. Some people actually LIKE rats. #3 Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy. #2 What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. #1 What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer? He gets taller! Just to add perspective .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I hate rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wetcoaster Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Have you ever seen me complain about the moderators on here ? what jerks my string is the comtemptuous way some users talk to others on this forum . I nearly always try and show respect and civility , as i have said before , we are all on these boards because we share a love of the canucksv , hell there are poeple from all aropund the world on these boards , kinda reminds me of hanging out at a ski-resort for the season , which i did for 20 years of my life . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I have not , and will never report someone . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddhas Hand Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 Since that is what the Board Rules provide why would you not report a person? So instead of complying with the CDC rules you complain and whine and propose different rules. Strange. Is this some sort of Aussie thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I hate rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Man Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I hate fruit drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wetcoaster Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Top 10 Best Lawyer Jokes #10 SNIP Just to add perspective .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I would not put those anywhere near the top ten I have heard over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddhas Hand Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 You seem to have failed badly if that was your intent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I would not put those anywhere near the top ten I have heard over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 If you have something to say to me, take it to PMs and I will clarify your remarks for you. Until then, your several passive/aggressive snide remarks in this thread only suffice to make you look foolish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wetcoaster Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Why do you have to use such a derogatory term , i do not believe i am whining . i am a human being mate , just like you , after years of travelling the world hanging out at ski resports , i do not consider myself an australian , i consider myself a citizen of the world . I prefer to seek the things we have in common , rather than the things that will divide us , you will always find both , just depends on what you are looking for . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddhas Hand Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 Top 10 Best Lawyer Jokes #10 Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met. #9 What do lawyers and sperm have in common? It takes 300 million of them to make one human being. #8 What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer? The vulture doesn't get frequent flyer miles. #7 How do you tell if it's REALLY cold outside? A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets. #6 What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum? The bucket. #5 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. #4 Why do pharmaceutical company laboratories now use lawyers rather than lab rats for testing? Lab personnel don't get as emotionally attached to lawyers. Lawyers do things rats won't. Animal protection groups don't get nearly as excited. Some people actually LIKE rats. #3 Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy. #2 What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. #1 What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer? He gets taller! Just to add perspective .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaDeuce Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 while we're airing all this out.... Ratiocinator, i hate that you put spaces in front of punctuation. i am seriously livid as i write this. my rage is a fiery passion that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 while we're airing all this out.... Ratiocinator, i hate that you put spaces in front of punctuation. i am seriously livid as i write this. my rage is a fiery passion that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthNinja Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Have you ever seen me complain about the moderators on here ? what jerks my string is the comtemptuous way some users talk to others on this forum . I nearly always try and show respect and civility , as i have said before , we are all on these boards because we share a love of the canucksv , hell there are poeple from all aropund the world on these boards , kinda reminds me of hanging out at a ski-resort for the season , which i did for 20 years of my life . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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