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#61 Peaches

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:50 PM

Let's get back on topic...


Discussing fruit drinks.



(but really, just stop the arguing)

Edited by -Trapped In CDC-, 26 October 2012 - 08:51 PM.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:50 PM

:lol:


If you have something to say to me, take it to PMs and I will clarify your remarks for you. Until then, your several passive/aggressive snide remarks in this thread only suffice to make you look foolish.

Edited by Bertuzzi Babe, 26 October 2012 - 08:52 PM.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:52 PM

With enough rum anything is tolerable

I hate rum.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:52 PM

Top 10 Best Lawyer Jokes
#10

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met. #9
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
It takes 300 million of them to make one human being. #8
What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
The vulture doesn't get frequent flyer miles. #7
How do you tell if it's REALLY cold outside?
A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets. #6
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
The bucket. #5
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. #4
Why do pharmaceutical company laboratories now use lawyers rather than lab rats for testing?
Lab personnel don't get as emotionally attached to lawyers.
Lawyers do things rats won't.
Animal protection groups don't get nearly as excited.
Some people actually LIKE rats. #3
Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
Professional courtesy. #2
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners. #1
What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer?
He gets taller!

Just to add perspective .. :rolleyes:
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:52 PM

I hate rum.


I will drink yours then ::D
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:52 PM

Have you ever seen me complain about the moderators on here ?

what jerks my string is the comtemptuous way some users talk to others on this forum .

I nearly always try and show respect and civility , as i have said before , we are all on these boards because we share a love of the canucksv , hell there are poeple from all aropund the world on these boards , kinda reminds me of hanging out at a ski-resort for the season , which i did for 20 years of my life .

You seem to have failed badly if that was your intent.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:53 PM

I have not , and will never report someone .


Why not? I find it gets discussion back on track much faster after a mod's warning.

That is, unless the goal is to derail the thread...
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:53 PM

Since that is what the Board Rules provide why would you not report a person?

So instead of complying with the CDC rules you complain and whine and propose different rules. Strange. Is this some sort of Aussie thing?


Why do you have to use such a derogatory term , i do not believe i am whining .

i am a human being mate , just like you , after years of travelling the world hanging out at ski resports , i do not consider myself an australian , i consider myself a citizen of the world .
I prefer to seek the things we have in common , rather than the things that will divide us , you will always find both , just depends on what you are looking for .
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:54 PM

I hate rum.


BLASPHEMY. Then what do you prefer?
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:55 PM

I hate fruit drinks.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:55 PM

Top 10 Best Lawyer Jokes
#10
SNIP
Just to add perspective .. :rolleyes:

I would not put those anywhere near the top ten I have heard over the years.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:57 PM

I would not put those anywhere near the top ten I have heard over the years.


Was expecting: "I hate jokes".
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:57 PM

You seem to have failed badly if that was your intent.


Where haver i failed mate ,please point out to me where i was not civil or respectful .
I am still waiting for you to point out where i specifically told some one to do something .

and even when my derogatory comments were not directed at you , i apologised and tried to be reasonable .
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:58 PM

I would not put those anywhere near the top ten I have heard over the years.


Nor me but they were the quickest I could find .. although the last one, "He get's taller", is pretty good ..
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:58 PM

If you have something to say to me, take it to PMs and I will clarify your remarks for you. Until then, your several passive/aggressive snide remarks in this thread only suffice to make you look foolish.


I think we (as in you and I) have been engaging in this type of behaviour (mostly on other people) before in the past and it always looks foolish.

One can't legitimately call out someone else unless one (who has engaged in said behaviour) is able to call oneself out with the same standard.

I have engaged in that behaviour and it is childish.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:58 PM

Why do you have to use such a derogatory term , i do not believe i am whining .

i am a human being mate , just like you , after years of travelling the world hanging out at ski resports , i do not consider myself an australian , i consider myself a citizen of the world .
I prefer to seek the things we have in common , rather than the things that will divide us , you will always find both , just depends on what you are looking for .

Derogatory??? Seems accurate.

I am a citizen of Canada and familiar with Canadian law... which is the issue under discussion in this thread.

I am not a big fan of dime store philosophy.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing - it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:58 PM

Top 10 Best Lawyer Jokes
#10

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met. #9
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
It takes 300 million of them to make one human being. #8
What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
The vulture doesn't get frequent flyer miles. #7
How do you tell if it's REALLY cold outside?
A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets. #6
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
The bucket. #5
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. #4
Why do pharmaceutical company laboratories now use lawyers rather than lab rats for testing?
Lab personnel don't get as emotionally attached to lawyers.
Lawyers do things rats won't.
Animal protection groups don't get nearly as excited.
Some people actually LIKE rats. #3
Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
Professional courtesy. #2
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners. #1
What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer?
He gets taller!

Just to add perspective .. :rolleyes:


Thanks TL , i needed a laugh :lol:
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Marjane Satrapi

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That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach.

Aldous Huxley.


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:59 PM

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while we're airing all this out....

Ratiocinator, i hate that you put spaces in front of punctuation. i am seriously livid as i write this. my rage is a fiery passion that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:02 PM

while we're airing all this out....

Ratiocinator, i hate that you put spaces in front of punctuation. i am seriously livid as i write this. my rage is a fiery passion that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns


Settle down........man.........you are so hot you forgot to capitalize your I's............
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:04 PM

Have you ever seen me complain about the moderators on here ?

what jerks my string is the comtemptuous way some users talk to others on this forum .

I nearly always try and show respect and civility , as i have said before , we are all on these boards because we share a love of the canucksv , hell there are poeple from all aropund the world on these boards , kinda reminds me of hanging out at a ski-resort for the season , which i did for 20 years of my life .


I admire this post of yours as well as your OP and I feel you are one of the more decent individuals on this board, even though we disagree 100% of the time and are on polar opposite ends of the spectrum on certain topics.

I commend you for your OP. Don't sweat a couple of seemingly angry old-timers making a kerfuffle out of it...like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:06 PM

I've got to say, I'm sitting and watching Moonrise Kingdom right now, and I can't help but read this in the same way they talk in the movie - very even toned and matter of fact. I don't know if it's more or less interesting as a result.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:08 PM

Derogatory??? Seems accurate.

I am a citizen of Canada and familiar with Canadian law... which is the issue under discussion in this thread.

I am not a big fan of dime store philosophy.


I disagree. The topic of this thread is the discussion on etiquette that could make discussions on the internet more cordial, respectful and fruitful between people with differing views and opinions.

But considering your laughable opinion and idea regarding fruit drinks I shall not hold my breath. B)
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"Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens & the earth were joined together as one united piece, then We (Allah) parted them? And We have made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe?" (Qur'an 21:30)

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:10 PM

while we're airing all this out....

Ratiocinator, i hate that you put spaces in front of punctuation. i am seriously livid as i write this. my rage is a fiery passion that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns


Now I can't stop noticing it.

Also, in regards to Dazzle, the behaviour is childish because I am a child.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:10 PM

Derogatory??? Seems accurate.

I am a citizen of Canada and familiar with Canadian law... which is the issue under discussion in this thread.

I am not a big fan of dime store philosophy.


I think you are getting your threads mixed up mate , we are discussing how we should treat each other .

And you have slandered me , i am still waiting for you to point out where i spoke to some one in a derogatory way .
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That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach.

Aldous Huxley.


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:11 PM

I admire this post of yours as well as your OP and I feel you are one of the more decent individuals on this board, even though we disagree 100% of the time and are on polar opposite ends of the spectrum on certain topics.

I commend you for your OP. Don't sweat a couple of seemingly angry old-timers making a kerfuffle out of it...like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.


Thanks Darth, i appreciate the vote of confidence .
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The Real war is not between the east and the west. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

Marjane Satrapi

tony-abbott-and-stephen-harper-custom-da

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach.

Aldous Huxley.


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:12 PM

Thanks Darth, i appreciate the vote of confidence .


Seriously man, how do they write in Australia?
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:13 PM

Now I can't stop noticing it.

Also, in regards to Dazzle, the behaviour is childish because I am a child.


You are one of the more mature "child" posters on this board.

What about that dude that was making like four threads flaming a bunch of ppl recently?

That was pretty damn childish.
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I have to say Dazzle's was the coolest. ROTFLOL


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:14 PM

BLASPHEMY. Then what do you prefer?

I thought that was well known... a top notch Speyside single malt scotch.

My wee dram of choice is The Macallan 12 Year Old aged in sherry oak casks. In his book, Kindred Spirits, international Whisky authority Paul Pacult describes The Macallan 12 as "simply the best 12 Year Old single malt around" and you will get no argument from me.

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Of course the proper glass helps to fully appreciate this nectar of the Gods. Go with the best... the Glencairn Whisky Glass which is the official tasting glass of virtually all Scotch whisky distilleries:

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Never try to teach a pig to sing - it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:15 PM

You are one of the more mature "child" posters on this board.

What about that dude that was making like four threads flaming a bunch of ppl recently?

That was pretty damn childish.


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:18 PM

I will mug some kids on Wednesday then ::D


I've always been partial to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups B)
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