ChenWei91 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I did not have a good time with you last night. Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 The other day I saw Bananamash walking down the street kicking a can. So I asked him what he was doing. He said "moving". Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Apparently Bananamash is like Translink - $1.50 a ride. Link to comment
-DLC- Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 This is the one and only warning for this thread. Lately some seem to be pushing the boundaries with posts/videos, etc. that are completely inappropriate. Despite the light hearted nature of a topic, it's never an open invitation to break the rules. SN's already warned some repeat offenders in another thread and official warnings are now being dealt - 2-24 hours in this thread alone. Have fun, be silly (to some degree), but keep it clean and within the boundaries. If not, expect to be locked out. Gary Bettman Deb Link to comment
avelanch Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 you smell quite ripe, you may want to take a shower. also, your banana is too chunky to be a mash. Link to comment
Strawberries Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Oh yeah. Do it just like that. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 Apparently Bananamash is like Translink - $1.50 a ride. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 This is the one and only warning for this thread. Lately some seem to be pushing the boundaries with posts/videos, etc. that are completely inappropriate. Despite the light hearted nature of a topic, it's never an open invitation to break the rules. SN's already warned some repeat offenders in another thread and official warnings are now being dealt - 2-24 hours in this thread alone. Have fun, be silly (to some degree), but keep it clean and within the boundaries. If not, expect to be locked out. Gary Bettman Deb Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 You sound like my neighbours sister Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Bananamash and a few of his girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 Bananamash and a few of his girlfriends Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Is that your mug shot in your avatar? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 You're the barnacle in the story. Link to comment
UMB Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 This is the one and only warning for this thread. Lately some seem to be pushing the boundaries with posts/videos, etc. that are completely inappropriate. Despite the light hearted nature of a topic, it's never an open invitation to break the rules. SN's already warned some repeat offenders in another thread and official warnings are now being dealt - 2-24 hours in this thread alone. Have fun, be silly (to some degree), but keep it clean and within the boundaries. If not, expect to be locked out. Gary Bettman Deb Link to comment
Crom! Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Your's was so funny UMB. You could really feel the anger in it. Link to comment
Grapefruits Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Your mother wears Army boots... Link to comment
UMB Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Your's was so funny UMB. You could really feel the anger in it. Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Bananamash keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail. One day his confused older neighbor asks him why is he doing that so often and Bananamash replies: “I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps saying that I’ve got mail!?” Link to comment
avelanch Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Bananamash keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail. One day his confused older neighbor asks him why is he doing that so often and Bananamash replies: “I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps saying that I’ve got mail!?” Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Its the Bananamashe's birthday Girlfriend: hunny im sorry i forgot your birthday. Bananamash: ok well if you really love me you will bring me something that will go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. Girlfriend says ok. The next day Bananamash: wheres my present. Girlfriend: its in the driveway. Bananamash is excited He runs out there and looks at the driveway and finds a weight scale Link to comment
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