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#1 Kazmanian Devil

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:58 PM

Presented by the two grandest masters of them all, MC Banana [BananaMash] and MC Balls [Horus], this be the official place for all CDC rap battles.

Are you a bad enough MC to challenge Banana and Balls?

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#2 BananaMash

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:59 PM

Im in homie. CDC needs to have all cultures.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:06 AM

In before the "Epic Rap Battles of History" posts.


I would like to try my hand,
At this rap thing you two call grand.


"Werd". "Swerve". "Yolo". "Swag". <_<

Nailed it.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:07 AM

Sure. I'm in.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:08 AM

Anyone who wants to take me on just say so. I'm so ready my name is Ready R. Readington
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:10 AM

Anyone who wants to take me on just say so. I'm so ready my name is Ready R. Readington


You rollin' with the baddest. I challenge you, BM.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:10 AM

You rollin' with the baddest. I challenge you, BM.


You first, rookie.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:11 AM

You first, rookie.


No, no. I insist, you first.


Best for last, ya know? ;)
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:12 AM

No, no. I insist, you first.


Best for last, ya know? ;)


Fine we'll flip a coin. Heads or tails?
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:13 AM

Fine we'll flip a coin. Heads or tails?


Whichever wins.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:14 AM

Whichever wins.


You lost still. You first.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:16 AM

Surfin this forum as a always do
when suddenly upon me something new
Horus his name, MC balls his game
throwing down beats to challenge the crowd
BananaMash behind him getting loud
No one wants a battle they are going to lose
but battle me if you got something to prove.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:16 AM

I challenge you BananaMash!

BananaMash
That's right, I do mash bananas
I'll squash you little boy
Like I squash the keys on the piano
You're nothin' compared to me
You're a little, tiny fish
Swimming in this big ocean sea
You are no match for someone like me
I suggest you go back and work at McD's

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:17 AM

You lost still. You first.


You really want me to go first?
I think that for you, this choice was the worst.
I know how to type, I know how to rhyme.
Bananamash, have you got the time?

The time is now, it's my turn to win.
My words so sharp, they balance on a pin.
You don't have anything, nothing on me.
Your up, BM. Hope your angry.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:18 AM

I challenge you BananaMash!

BananaMash
That's right, I do mash bananas
I'll squash you little boy
Like I squash the keys on the piano
You're nothin' compared to me
You're a little, tiny fish
Swimming in this big ocean sea
You are no match for someone like me
I suggest you back and work at McD's



If you were a woman they wouldn't even call you butter-face,
I got near your crotch and thought I smelled bouillabaisse,
To be completely honest the sight of you is near undescribable,
If they had ugly pills you wouldnt need to be prescribed at all
You could weight 20 pounds and still need to take a diet pill,
Now before you evacuate the building like a little fire drill,
Remember, I might be banana's, but here i4i is the only fruit,
And I will brush off even your best lines as only being cute.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:22 AM

When you have to type it out, isn't it just poetry?
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:23 AM

You really want me to go first?
I think for you, this choice was the worst.
I know how to type, I know how to rhyme.
Bananamash, have you got the time?

The time is now, it's my turn to win.
My words so sharp, the balance on a pin.
You don't have anything, nothing on me.
Your up, BM. Hope your angry.


I know why you admire Maxim, because yapping's all you do,
An ankle biter about to get stepped on like a baby shihtzu,
Rhyming pin with win, oh good it's nice to see that you're clever,
10/10 times the people say that I'm better, challenge me whenever,
Drunk, tied up to a bed post by my ex, yeah my neck to a tether
In raining weather and I could still skin you into animal leather.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:23 AM

When you have to type it out, isn't it just poetry?


Poetry battles are pretty masculine too.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:23 AM

This one's at you, Horus!

MC Balls?
What kind of name is that?
Why would you pick Balls
When you know you've got none of that
I'm the King of these forums
So you better watch out with who you mess with
I'm only battling a chump like you
Out of only sheer boredom
I'll slay you in 2 minutes
You can't battle with me
I've already slayed BananaMash
I'm the new Champ on these streets
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:26 AM

I know why you admire Maxim, because yapping's all you do,
An ankle biter about to get stepped on like a baby shihtzu,
Rhyming pin with win, oh good it's nice to see that you're clever,
10/10 times the people say that I'm better, challenge me whenever,
Drunk, tied up to a bed post by my ex, yeah my neck to a tether
In raining weather and I could still skin you into animal leather.


Is that all you got? Was that your best?
You belong in the bargain bin, with all the rest.
The words that I rhyme, may be slightly generic.
But as I get warmer, they become downright atmospheric.

You type like your tough, you talk even tougher.
When it comes to the rap game, son you a bluffer.
I got you man, I'm zeroing in,
Doesn't matter what you say, won't penetrate this thick skin.

Edited by MaximYapierre, 27 October 2012 - 12:28 AM.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:27 AM

Poetry battles are pretty masculine too.


This exactly.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:27 AM

If you were a woman they wouldn't even call you butter-face,
I got near your crotch and thought I smelled bouillabaisse,
To be completely honest the sight of you is near undescribable,
If they had ugly pills you wouldnt need to be prescribed at all
You could weight 20 pounds and still need to take a diet pill,
Now before you evacuate the building like a little fire drill,
Remember, I might be banana's, but here i4i is the only fruit,
And I will brush off even your best lines as only being cute.


The only thing that's cute
Is a boy tryin' to rap battle me
You already know you're going to lose
You're humiliated, don't you see?
I've always wondered
Is that you in your profile pic?
What happened?
When you were born did the doctor hit you with a brick?
Maybe he should've hit your mother
For having an abomination like you
Let me do what your dad should've
And beat you with my shoe

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:28 AM

Surfin this forum as a always do
when suddenly upon me something new
Horus his name, MC balls his game
throwing down beats to challenge the crowd
BananaMash behind him getting loud
No one wants a battle they are going to lose
but battle me if you got something to prove.


Challenge accepted, just like the meme
Me winnin' battles is a recurrin' theme
Mash and I, we the undefeated team
Us snub a challenge? That's just a dream
Now Mountain Man drop me a verse
We'll keep this battle just like it's a curse
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:31 AM

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BananaMash lets tango

You think you can rap? Nah its all a yap
Your a disrace to your race
Run away or get sprayed by my mace
Hide like a coward when i give ya the chase
Act like your the king but the ace is back
Your flow is just way too whack
All i hear from your mouth is quack
Just shut your mouth or ill turn you into a snack

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:35 AM

Challenge accepted, just like the meme
Me winnin' battles is a recurrin' theme
Mash and I, we the undefeated team
Us snub a challenge? That's just a dream
Now Mountain Man drop me a verse
We'll keep this battle just like it's a curse


Street cred on the line, that response took some time
too much thinking? not knowing what to say?
seemed that you and mash had run away
rap battling is a serious thing to do
don't want you to stay up too late when you have to go to school
if you both are serious I just have something to say
how come it take two of you? afraid to battle on your own or in the light of day?
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:38 AM

This one's at you, Horus!

MC Balls?
What kind of name is that?
Why would you pick Balls
When you know you've got none of that
I'm the King of these forums
So you better watch out with who you mess with
I'm only battling a chump like you
Out of only sheer boredom
I'll slay you in 2 minutes
You can't battle with me
I've already slayed BananaMash
I'm the new Champ on these streets


Slayed? What are we in, the middle ages?
I could destroy you for pages upon pages
I've seen your work, your rhymes are trash
You got defecated on by my boy Mash
I heard you've been callin' me a chump
Bro, please, you're worse than a cancerous lump
Now reply to me, if you dare
You'll just get cut like a lock of hair
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:42 AM

Is that all you got? Was that your best?
You belong in the bargain bin, with all the rest.
The words that I rhyme, may be slightly generic.
But as I get warmer, they become almost atmospheric.
You type like your tough, you talk even tougher.
When it comes to the rap game, son you a bluffer.
I got you man, I'm zeroing in,
Doesn't matter what you say, won't penetrate this thick skin.


Wow after reading that my whole opinion of you has changed nicely,
Didn't know you were a 13 year old girl, here would you like ice cream?
Look dude, you're structure is a bigger train-wreck than off-topic forum,
My tunes are so damn fluid you can bathe in 'em and even pour 'em,
But as for you, I suggest you pickup some of my work and take a look,
Or maybe just practice some more, you cant gain talent from a book.

The only thing that's cute
Is a boy tryin' to rap battle me
You already know you're going to lose
You're humiliated, don't you see?
I've always wondered
Is that you in your profile pic?
What happened?
When you were born did the doctor hit you with a brick?
Maybe he should've hit your mother
For having an abomination like you
Let me do what your dad should've
And beat you with my shoe


When I was born I didn't cry a single tear, the doctors and nurses passed out cold,
From the shear fear of me here, even they knew since I was just 2 seconds old,
I've been harder than Brett Farve trying to spell his name right on a birtday card,
While driving a car trying to take pictures on his cell of his di... Did I go too far?
You're softer than a seventy five year old who just ran out of Viagra pills,
In a cold bath-tub of ice hanging on for dear life while he gets the chills.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:43 AM

Slayed? What are we in, the middle ages?
I could destroy you for pages upon pages
I've seen your work, your rhymes are trash
You got defecated on by my boy Mash
I heard you've been callin' me a chump
Bro, please, you're worse than a cancerous lump
Now reply to me, if you dare
You'll just get cut like a lock of hair


I just replied, and I feel pretty good
You're a little bird who's going to get hit
With my arrow, call me Robin Hood
I only shoot to destroy
And if you're in my way, you're gonna get hurt
So run home little boy
And go pull up your skirt
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:47 AM

Street cred on the line, that response took some time
too much thinking? not knowing what to say?
seemed that you and mash had run away
rap battling is a serious thing to do
don't want you to stay up too late when you have to go to school
if you both are serious I just have something to say
how come it take two of you? afraid to battle on your own or in the light of day?


Woah there, hold up son, I'm just warmin' up
You about to be poached just like a seal pup
If you'd open your eyes and see,
you'd know that Mash and I battle individually
Of course I know this battle is serious
Not like that's at all mysterious
Funny that you'd mention my education
Cause I just taught your mother a few of my gyrations
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:48 AM

BananaMash lets tango

You think you can rap? Nah its all a yap
Your a disrace to your race
Run away or get sprayed by my mace
Hide like a coward when i give ya the chase
Act like your the king but the ace is back
Your flow is just way too whack
All i hear from your mouth is quack
Just shut your mouth or ill turn you into a snack


I think if we brought back the minus it would be one heck of a plus,
So we could point out when you're spilling out nothing but verbal puss,
You're really going to sit there and say my flow is wack? Well... Okay...
An eight year old could snort longer lines than you write, of cocaine!
I'll shut my mouth, but don't think for a minute it's because you rapped,
I'm just saving my energy for an opponent worthy of a verbal attack.
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