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[Official] CDC Rap Battle Thread

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Presented by the two grandest masters of them all, MC Banana [bananaMash] and MC Balls [Horus], this be the official place for all CDC rap battles.

Are you a bad enough MC to challenge Banana and Balls?

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^Mash said this was necessary.

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In before the "Epic Rap Battles of History" posts.

I would like to try my hand,

At this rap thing you two call grand.

"Werd". "Swerve". "Yolo". "Swag". <_<

Nailed it.

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Anyone who wants to take me on just say so. I'm so ready my name is Ready R. Readington

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Anyone who wants to take me on just say so. I'm so ready my name is Ready R. Readington

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You rollin' with the baddest. I challenge you, BM.

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No, no. I insist, you first.

Best for last, ya know? ;)

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Fine we'll flip a coin. Heads or tails?

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Surfin this forum as a always do

when suddenly upon me something new

Horus his name, MC balls his game

throwing down beats to challenge the crowd

BananaMash behind him getting loud

No one wants a battle they are going to lose

but battle me if you got something to prove.

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I challenge you BananaMash!

BananaMash

That's right, I do mash bananas

I'll squash you little boy

Like I squash the keys on the piano

You're nothin' compared to me

You're a little, tiny fish

Swimming in this big ocean sea

You are no match for someone like me

I suggest you go back and work at McD's

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I challenge you BananaMash!

BananaMash

That's right, I do mash bananas

I'll squash you little boy

Like I squash the keys on the piano

You're nothin' compared to me

You're a little, tiny fish

Swimming in this big ocean sea

You are no match for someone like me

I suggest you back and work at McD's

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When you have to type it out, isn't it just poetry?

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You really want me to go first?

I think for you, this choice was the worst.

I know how to type, I know how to rhyme.

Bananamash, have you got the time?

The time is now, it's my turn to win.

My words so sharp, the balance on a pin.

You don't have anything, nothing on me.

Your up, BM. Hope your angry.

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When you have to type it out, isn't it just poetry?

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This one's at you, Horus!

MC Balls?

What kind of name is that?

Why would you pick Balls

When you know you've got none of that

I'm the King of these forums

So you better watch out with who you mess with

I'm only battling a chump like you

Out of only sheer boredom

I'll slay you in 2 minutes

You can't battle with me

I've already slayed BananaMash

I'm the new Champ on these streets

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I know why you admire Maxim, because yapping's all you do,

An ankle biter about to get stepped on like a baby shihtzu,

Rhyming pin with win, oh good it's nice to see that you're clever,

10/10 times the people say that I'm better, challenge me whenever,

Drunk, tied up to a bed post by my ex, yeah my neck to a tether

In raining weather and I could still skin you into animal leather.

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