[Official] CDC Rap Battle Thread

[SkeeterHansen]

Poetry battles are pretty masculine too.

[Joker]

If you were a woman they wouldn't even call you butter-face,

I got near your crotch and thought I smelled bouillabaisse,

To be completely honest the sight of you is near undescribable,

If they had ugly pills you wouldnt need to be prescribed at all

You could weight 20 pounds and still need to take a diet pill,

Now before you evacuate the building like a little fire drill,

Remember, I might be banana's, but here i4i is the only fruit,

And I will brush off even your best lines as only being cute.

[Kazmanian Devil]

Surfin this forum as a always do

when suddenly upon me something new

Horus his name, MC balls his game

throwing down beats to challenge the crowd

BananaMash behind him getting loud

No one wants a battle they are going to lose

but battle me if you got something to prove.

[BringBackTheMinus]

BananaMash lets tango

You think you can rap? Nah its all a yap

Your a disrace to your race

Run away or get sprayed by my mace

Hide like a coward when i give ya the chase

Act like your the king but the ace is back

Your flow is just way too whack

All i hear from your mouth is quack

Just shut your mouth or ill turn you into a snack

[Mountain Man]

Challenge accepted, just like the meme

Me winnin' battles is a recurrin' theme

Mash and I, we the undefeated team

Us snub a challenge? That's just a dream

Now Mountain Man drop me a verse

We'll keep this battle just like it's a curse

[Kazmanian Devil]

This one's at you, Horus!

MC Balls?

What kind of name is that?

Why would you pick Balls

When you know you've got none of that

I'm the King of these forums

So you better watch out with who you mess with

I'm only battling a chump like you

Out of only sheer boredom

I'll slay you in 2 minutes

You can't battle with me

I've already slayed BananaMash

I'm the new Champ on these streets

[BananaMash]

Is that all you got? Was that your best?

You belong in the bargain bin, with all the rest.

The words that I rhyme, may be slightly generic.

But as I get warmer, they become almost atmospheric.

You type like your tough, you talk even tougher.

When it comes to the rap game, son you a bluffer.

I got you man, I'm zeroing in,

Doesn't matter what you say, won't penetrate this thick skin.

[Joker]

Slayed? What are we in, the middle ages?

I could destroy you for pages upon pages

I've seen your work, your rhymes are trash

You got defecated on by my boy Mash

I heard you've been callin' me a chump

Bro, please, you're worse than a cancerous lump

Now reply to me, if you dare

You'll just get cut like a lock of hair

[Kazmanian Devil]

Street cred on the line, that response took some time

too much thinking? not knowing what to say?

seemed that you and mash had run away

rap battling is a serious thing to do

don't want you to stay up too late when you have to go to school

if you both are serious I just have something to say

how come it take two of you? afraid to battle on your own or in the light of day?

[BananaMash]

BananaMash lets tango

You think you can rap? Nah its all a yap

Your a disrace to your race

Run away or get sprayed by my mace

Hide like a coward when i give ya the chase

Act like your the king but the ace is back

Your flow is just way too whack

All i hear from your mouth is quack

Just shut your mouth or ill turn you into a snack

[Joker]

When I was born I didn't cry a single tear, the doctors and nurses passed out cold,

From the shear fear of me here, even they knew since I was just 2 seconds old,

I've been harder than Brett Farve trying to spell his name right on a birtday card,

While driving a car trying to take pictures on his cell of his di... Did I go too far?

You're softer than a seventy five year old who just ran out of Viagra pills,

In a cold bath-tub of ice hanging on for dear life while he gets the chills.

[AriGold]

[Joker]

I'll continue rapping tomorrow, as of now, I'm going to sleep. I've embarassed both of you enough for one day.

[BananaMash]

I'm harder than steel

And if I really attack

I'm going to make you squeal

I don't want to make you cry

Oh wait, I think you've already started

I didn't even have to try

That was easy

Your rhymes are like pizza

They're much too cheesy

I came here to see some real toppings

Not some poser rappers

Tryin' to do some mad rhyme droppings

So I suggest you quit now

Before you really get hurt

Okay, see you later boy

Ciao

[AriGold]

Probably one of the best battles ever.

Platinum recording Australian artist 360 vs up and comer with a big name Kerser

1.6 Million views..

Battle starts at 4:45

[Kazmanian Devil]

I just replied, and I feel pretty good

You're a little bird who's going to get hit

With my arrow, call me Robin Hood

I only shoot to destroy

And if you're in my way, you're gonna get hurt

So run home little boy

And go pull up your skirt

[Kazmanian Devil]

I'm done rapping for tonight as well.

[BringBackTheMinus]

I think if we brought back the minus it would be one heck of a plus,

So we could point out when you're spilling out nothing but verbal puss,

You're really going to sit there and say my flow is wack? Well... Okay...

An eight year old could snort longer lines than you write, of cocaine!

I'll shut my mouth, but don't think for a minute it's because you rapped,

I'm just saving my energy for an opponent worthy of a verbal attack.

[elvis15]

Poetry battles are pretty masculine too.

[pimpcurtly]

Banana and Horus, what a perfect pair,

Both are so soft, they put shame to a teddy bear

And don't be surprised when they start to style each others hair,

Nothin better for those two than a kinky game of dare

But their love for each other is cool,

I ain't hating

I'll just be leaving the room, 

when they get to mating

So before you fools start steppin up to me,

Just remember the theme of this battle is...

Banana and Horus, sittin in a tree