SkeeterHansen Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Wow after reading that my whole opinion of you has changed nicely, Didn't know you were a 13 year old girl, here would you like ice cream? Look dude, you're structure is a bigger train-wreck than off-topic forum, My tunes are so damn fluid you can bathe in 'em and even pour 'em, But as for you, I suggest you pickup some of my work and take a look, Or maybe just practice some more, you cant gain talent from a book. Link to comment
GLASSJAW Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Fly on a log? Your metaphors are weak Now I don't mean to interrupt, but open wide, I gotta leak What Maxim don't realize is that flies are furtive HIs attempts will be averted and his girl knows I'm perverted. Mash may be a fly on a log But you can't stop a fly on a mission and your rhymes are like a messy ...... flies go hard to the smell of ..... Or should I say crap? to avoid CDC censors anyway, I'm out somebody get this guy some tensors. Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Fly on a log? Your metaphors are weak Now I don't mean to interrupt, but open wide, I gotta leak What Maxim don't realize is that flies are furtive HIs attempts will be averted and his girl knows I'm perverted. Mash may be a fly on a log But you can't stop a fly on a mission and your rhymes are like a messy anal fission flies go hard to the smell of sh*t Or should I say crap? to avoid CDC censors anyway, I'm out somebody get this guy some tensors. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 You talk about structure as if it's some sort of rule, Dude, this is freestyle, quit actin like a fool. You criticize me like you're afraid, are you? I am MaximYapierre, the truth I spew. BananaMash? What's that even mean? Gotta be one of the weirdest names I've seen. Talkin' bout bananas, with a picture of a dog, Maybe I don't get the reference, Through all this "word fog". BM, your like a helpless fly on a log. I'll crush you so quick, you're smaller than a flea, And even though you think, that you're better than me, It takes a smarter mind, quick wit, you see. I've seen chumps like you before, you won't last in this industry. Link to comment
FS91 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 No you're not missing any reference, I'm just all out crazy. Like a 90 year old lady who was bit by a dog with rabies, I'm too hungover to rap, but about the rap industry, Come on man, you're rapping on a website, C-D-C, Now I'm going to go take about three thousand tylonal, And I don't want to write anymore raps today, be quiet all. Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Tired. That explains why you rap like Barry Manelow. copacabana. Banana. Banana? Maybe somebody needs to drive you into a pillar like Princess Diana. Insane. Like hannibal the cannibal. You don't want a taste of this or i'll peel off your face. Oh snap, what's that? You're a rather mellow yellow fellow. Yum yum yum. Now i'm done with getting my potassium. Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 If you're going to bore me, bore me to death. For reference check out one of Wetcoaster's walls of text. Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 If you're going to bore me, bore me to death. For reference check out one of Wetcoaster's walls of text. Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Wrong thread? But thanks for posting something that makes me wish the whole world was dead. Hey. Listen. I don't really know if cutting and pasting raises your IQ, but saying it don't causes a hullabaloo. Oh no. He said that? Somebody call the CDC keystone cops! Let's run around like somebody else got shot. Or was it some bich getting hit by a train? If i see another blabbering bunch o bullsht i'm a put a bullet in my brain. Am i insensitive? Did i hurt your feelings? Well take it to BananaMash and he'll spare you some peelings. Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 ie. That would've been better in rap form. Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 ie. That would've been better in rap form. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Whats with the random wedcoaster hate? Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Whats with the random wedcoaster hate? Link to comment
GLASSJAW Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 haha was my post deleted Link to comment
hockeyville88 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Wayyy too many swear filter bypasses and insults in this thread folks. Please keep it clean. I'd hate to lock this poetic love fest you all have going Link to comment
GLASSJAW Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Too many insults in the rap battle thread, guys! Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Wayyy too many swear filter bypasses and insults in this thread folks. Please keep it clean. I'd hate to lock this poetic love fest you all have going Link to comment
hockeyville88 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Awe you could have rhymed your warning. Wayyy too many swear filter bypasses and insults in this thread, I suggest you put an end to it now or I will make this thread dead Lol I considered it but my creative juices were failing me Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Lol I considered it but my creative juices were failing me Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Pretty difficult to have a rap battle on cdc with people who don't understand the purpose of rap battles at the helm of policing the content of the raps. But if the pinnacle of rap in cdc lore is some pg-rated mumbling about Jan Bulis, Bulis, B-B-B-B-Bulis, then it's to be expected. Link to comment
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