SkeeterHansen Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Poetry battles are pretty masculine too. Link to comment
Joker Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 If you were a woman they wouldn't even call you butter-face, I got near your crotch and thought I smelled bouillabaisse, To be completely honest the sight of you is near undescribable, If they had ugly pills you wouldnt need to be prescribed at all You could weight 20 pounds and still need to take a diet pill, Now before you evacuate the building like a little fire drill, Remember, I might be banana's, but here i4i is the only fruit, And I will brush off even your best lines as only being cute. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 Surfin this forum as a always do when suddenly upon me something new Horus his name, MC balls his game throwing down beats to challenge the crowd BananaMash behind him getting loud No one wants a battle they are going to lose but battle me if you got something to prove. Link to comment
BringBackTheMinus Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 BananaMash lets tango You think you can rap? Nah its all a yap Your a disrace to your race Run away or get sprayed by my mace Hide like a coward when i give ya the chase Act like your the king but the ace is back Your flow is just way too whack All i hear from your mouth is quack Just shut your mouth or ill turn you into a snack Link to comment
Mountain Man Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Challenge accepted, just like the meme Me winnin' battles is a recurrin' theme Mash and I, we the undefeated team Us snub a challenge? That's just a dream Now Mountain Man drop me a verse We'll keep this battle just like it's a curse Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 This one's at you, Horus! MC Balls? What kind of name is that? Why would you pick Balls When you know you've got none of that I'm the King of these forums So you better watch out with who you mess with I'm only battling a chump like you Out of only sheer boredom I'll slay you in 2 minutes You can't battle with me I've already slayed BananaMash I'm the new Champ on these streets Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Is that all you got? Was that your best? You belong in the bargain bin, with all the rest. The words that I rhyme, may be slightly generic. But as I get warmer, they become almost atmospheric. You type like your tough, you talk even tougher. When it comes to the rap game, son you a bluffer. I got you man, I'm zeroing in, Doesn't matter what you say, won't penetrate this thick skin. Link to comment
Joker Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Slayed? What are we in, the middle ages? I could destroy you for pages upon pages I've seen your work, your rhymes are trash You got defecated on by my boy Mash I heard you've been callin' me a chump Bro, please, you're worse than a cancerous lump Now reply to me, if you dare You'll just get cut like a lock of hair Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 Street cred on the line, that response took some time too much thinking? not knowing what to say? seemed that you and mash had run away rap battling is a serious thing to do don't want you to stay up too late when you have to go to school if you both are serious I just have something to say how come it take two of you? afraid to battle on your own or in the light of day? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 BananaMash lets tango You think you can rap? Nah its all a yap Your a disrace to your race Run away or get sprayed by my mace Hide like a coward when i give ya the chase Act like your the king but the ace is back Your flow is just way too whack All i hear from your mouth is quack Just shut your mouth or ill turn you into a snack Link to comment
Joker Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 When I was born I didn't cry a single tear, the doctors and nurses passed out cold, From the shear fear of me here, even they knew since I was just 2 seconds old, I've been harder than Brett Farve trying to spell his name right on a birtday card, While driving a car trying to take pictures on his cell of his di... Did I go too far? You're softer than a seventy five year old who just ran out of Viagra pills, In a cold bath-tub of ice hanging on for dear life while he gets the chills. Link to comment
Joker Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I'll continue rapping tomorrow, as of now, I'm going to sleep. I've embarassed both of you enough for one day. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I'm harder than steel And if I really attack I'm going to make you squeal I don't want to make you cry Oh wait, I think you've already started I didn't even have to try That was easy Your rhymes are like pizza They're much too cheesy I came here to see some real toppings Not some poser rappers Tryin' to do some mad rhyme droppings So I suggest you quit now Before you really get hurt Okay, see you later boy Ciao Link to comment
AriGold Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Probably one of the best battles ever. Platinum recording Australian artist 360 vs up and comer with a big name Kerser 1.6 Million views.. Battle starts at 4:45 Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 I just replied, and I feel pretty good You're a little bird who's going to get hit With my arrow, call me Robin Hood I only shoot to destroy And if you're in my way, you're gonna get hurt So run home little boy And go pull up your skirt Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 I'm done rapping for tonight as well. Link to comment
BringBackTheMinus Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I think if we brought back the minus it would be one heck of a plus, So we could point out when you're spilling out nothing but verbal puss, You're really going to sit there and say my flow is wack? Well... Okay... An eight year old could snort longer lines than you write, of cocaine! I'll shut my mouth, but don't think for a minute it's because you rapped, I'm just saving my energy for an opponent worthy of a verbal attack. Link to comment
elvis15 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Poetry battles are pretty masculine too. Link to comment
pimpcurtly Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Banana and Horus, what a perfect pair, Both are so soft, they put shame to a teddy bear And don't be surprised when they start to style each others hair, Nothin better for those two than a kinky game of dare But their love for each other is cool, I ain't hating I'll just be leaving the room, when they get to mating So before you fools start steppin up to me, Just remember the theme of this battle is... Banana and Horus, sittin in a tree Link to comment
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