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#1 dudeone

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:21 PM

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#2 Dral

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:29 PM

ugh quote and unquote the article pls :P

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:33 PM

Looks like he picked an unfortate victim. Oh well, can't fret about it.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:29 PM

Its going to be tough for his family to string together the right words at his funeral.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:35 PM

"The Lost Chord"?? .. B)

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:36 PM

Looks like he picked an unfortate victim. Oh well, can't fret about it.

Its going to be tough for his family to string together the right words at his funeral.


inb4 cdc bleeding hearts tear you guys a new one

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:38 PM

This pretty much solidifies Rock n' Roll's affiliation with Satan, though, right? I mean, it's a tragedy, but if ever there was proof that the Devil loves a crunchy guitar riff, it's probably this.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:40 PM

This pretty much solidifies Rock n' Roll's affiliation with Satan, though, right? I mean, it's a tragedy, but if ever there was proof that the Devil loves a crunchy guitar riff, it's probably this.


this and pick of destiny

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:31 AM

Neck on neck contact?

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 07:09 AM

Guitar was doing the shredding this time.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 07:51 AM

Looks like he picked an unfortate victim. Oh well, can't fret about it.


Whammy!


Its going to be tough for his family to string together the right words at his funeral.


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Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:00 AM

Wow...disgusted by all the jokes in here (and other threads where someone has died).
Complete and total disrespect.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:02 PM

RIP guitar
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:38 PM

Potential for classless God's Plan vs. Darwinism debate here. But RIP, Texas pastor.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:40 PM

Wtf, change title. He was fatally beaten by an electric guitar. So, once again, the inanimate object is innocent while some human being is guilty.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:44 PM

The title of this thread makes it sound like the electric guitar killed him. I thought he was electricuted or something when I read the title. He was actually killed by someone weilding an electric guitar - thats different.

I don't see other articles saying other people killed by knife or killed by gun etc. instead we see person shot or person stabbed.

He was killed by the person beating him with the electric guitar. You can say he was blugeoned or beaten with it though but not killed by it.

Edit: Oh I see TOMapleLaughs already made mention of that!

Edited by Aladeen, 30 October 2012 - 12:45 PM.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 04:50 PM

This is a terrible mislabel of an article.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 04:51 PM

The title of this thread makes it sound like the electric guitar killed him. I thought he was electricuted or something when I read the title. He was actually killed by someone weilding an electric guitar - thats different.

I don't see other articles saying other people killed by knife or killed by gun etc. instead we see person shot or person stabbed.

He was killed by the person beating him with the electric guitar. You can say he was blugeoned or beaten with it though but not killed by it.

Edit: Oh I see TOMapleLaughs already made mention of that!


This is a terrible mislabel of an article headline, as the above person points out.
Posted Image --> THANKS EGATTI.

I have to say Dazzle's was the coolest. ROTFLOL





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