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#1 BananaMash

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:38 PM

Why are you a stud, CDCers?

I'm a stud because I'm the male horse at a breeding facility.
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#2 Kazmanian Devil

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:40 PM

Because people pay my handlers to have me impregnate females.

Edited by Horus, 30 October 2012 - 05:43 PM.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:42 PM

because I hold ikea furnature together for a bit
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:44 PM

Because my cousins, friends, uncles boss once met Mike Duco..
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:44 PM

Because I'm a 1978 film based on the novel "The Stud", starring Joan Collins and Oliver Tobias.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:58 PM

Stud finders just go crazy when they see me. Thats why I'm banned from Home Hardware.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:04 PM



True Story.

Edited by The Wizard of AZ, 30 October 2012 - 06:09 PM.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:05 PM

im not
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:18 PM

Because when I talk to girls they scream and run away.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:28 PM

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:36 PM

Why am I stud? Just ask your mom.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:49 PM

because i'm a fastener consisting of two buttons joined with a bar, used in formal wear to fasten a shirtfront or to fasten a collar to a shirt

Edited by avelanch, 30 October 2012 - 06:49 PM.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:56 PM

Why am I stud? Just ask your mom.


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#14 BananaMash

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 07:00 PM

Why am I stud? Just ask your mom.


She confirms that your penis is the size of an stud piercing. You are a certified stud.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 07:05 PM

Because I'm a highly overrated defensive prospect
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well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 30 October 2012 - 07:34 PM

Because people pierce their ears just so I can fit in there and be the smallish piece of metal-based jewellery I am.

Edited by Hansen 36, 30 October 2012 - 07:35 PM.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 07:45 PM

My friends, brothers, girlfriends,uncles, girlfriend, friend got a picture with Marc Crawford
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