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[Fake GDT] Fake Season: Vancouver Canucks vs Colorado Avalanche, 5:00 PM PST on Thurs, November 1, 2012 - FINAL: 6-2 VAN


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#1 WeatherWise

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:02 PM

Announcement:

We have a new YouTube channel. Please visit the channel, FakeCanucksLive, on YouTube, to continue following Fake SportsCentre, as well as for much more content, including Wyatt's weekly mailbag, league updates, and much, much more.
http://www.youtube.c...FakeCanucksLive

"The Start of November"

FINAL SCORE: 6-2 VAN

Fake Canucks' Record: 8-1-2

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You can catch the game here at our official Livestream channel.

Last Game:
VAN: Detroit 3 vs Vancouver 2 (OT)
Location: Rogers Arena, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada



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Fake SportsCentre: Highlights, Commentary, and More!


Be sure to watch our postgame highlight show, Fake SportsCentre, on our new YouTube channel, FakeCanucksLive: http://www.youtube.c...FakeCanucksLive

And also check out Wyatt Arndt's blog at The Province.com for more fake season updates: http://blogs.theprov...ag/wyatt-arndt/


Go Fake Canucks Go!

Next scheduled game: Saturday, November 3, 2012, Time: 7:00 PM PST.

Opponent: Montreal Canadiens


Edited by WeatherWise, 01 November 2012 - 06:02 PM.

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#2 WeatherWise

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:03 PM

Please note tomorrow's early start time. 5:00 PM PST.

Announcement:

We have a new YouTube channel: FakeCanucksLive. New editions of Fake SportsCentre, as well as much more content, including league updates, mailbag segments, and more, will be featured on this channel. Tune in!

http://www.youtube.c...fakecanuckslive

Also, for those who missed last Monday's Dale Weise ceremony or for those who'd like to relive it, it is now available on our channel. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHZS8hso3pg&feature=plcp

Edited by WeatherWise, 31 October 2012 - 09:04 PM.

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#3 Nathan MacKinnon

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:05 PM

Fake Canucks have such a boss record!

GO FAKE CANUCKS!
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+1 this post!

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:51 AM

4-1 Canucks!
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:08 AM

Put that puck in the net boys
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Yes i am a Leafs fan too, DEAL WITH IT!!

#6 AllHailSmyl

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:15 AM

I would've been praying the game would be over by 7:30 so I could watch the Whitecaps/Galaxy playoff game tonight!!!!

I'll only put the Canucks on the backburner if another Vancouver team has a playoff game. Probably wise the NHL doesn't usually try to have Canadian teams playing the same day as the Grey Cup.
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By the way learn how to spell SHIRIKOV who is this shirakov


Amazingly on his first shift Kassian would have had a breakaway if Kesler knew how to pass. And he still got switched with Weiss. And note it is "Weiss" not "Wise".


#7 EV604

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 02:30 PM

Fake 3-0
Fake goals scored by D. Sedin - H Sedin - Burrows
Fake assist Burrows- Higgins - Raymond - Bieksa - Garrison
Fake fight Kassian
Fake goalie Schneider 60 saves for the fake shoutout
Fake fans sellout
Fake fans get drunk
Fake fans get in fight
Fake fans get start a riot
Fake fans get thrown in jail
Fake fans get court date
Fake fans go to court
Fake fans get sentence to 1 day in jail

Enough with the fake season already - this is so lame
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#8 Great Save Luongo!!!

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 02:37 PM

Fake 3-0
Fake goals scored by D. Sedin - H Sedin - Burrows
Fake assist Burrows- Higgins - Raymond - Bieksa - Garrison
Fake fight Kassian
Fake goalie Schneider 60 saves for the fake shoutout
Fake fans sellout
Fake fans get drunk
Fake fans get in fight
Fake fans get start a riot
Fake fans get thrown in jail
Fake fans get court date
Fake fans go to court
Fake fans get sentence to 1 day in jail

Enough with the fake season already - this is so lame

Why the frack did you even bother posting that? People are finding something to keep them entertained during this lockout. Stay out of the topics if your just going to make fun of the fake season.
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#9 EV604

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 02:47 PM

Why the frack did you even bother posting that? People are finding something to keep them entertained during this lockout. Stay out of the topics if your just going to make fun of the fake season.

Its my own version of the fake season. You dont like it, dont read it and stay outta the topics
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#10 Machine Gun Kelly

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:00 PM

Fake 3-0
Fake goals scored by D. Sedin - H Sedin - Burrows
Fake assist Burrows- Higgins - Raymond - Bieksa - Garrison
Fake fight Kassian
Fake goalie Schneider 60 saves for the fake shoutout
Fake fans sellout
Fake fans get drunk
Fake fans get in fight
Fake fans get start a riot
Fake fans get thrown in jail
Fake fans get court date
Fake fans go to court
Fake fans get sentence to 1 day in jail

Enough with the fake season already - this is so lame

Just Shutup and respect the effort of these guys
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:18 PM

Fake 3-0
Fake goals scored by D. Sedin - H Sedin - Burrows
Fake assist Burrows- Higgins - Raymond - Bieksa - Garrison
Fake fight Kassian
Fake goalie Schneider 60 saves for the fake shoutout
Fake fans sellout
Fake fans get drunk
Fake fans get in fight
Fake fans get start a riot
Fake fans get thrown in jail
Fake fans get court date
Fake fans go to court
Fake fans get sentence to 1 day in jail

Enough with the fake season already - this is so lame

First no one knows where Schneider is, the fake players don't fight, and as Wizdom said don't be making fun of someone's hard work. Wyatt is doing this just to give nuck fans something to watch, so please respect it.
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:21 PM

Fake 3-0
Fake goals scored by D. Sedin - H Sedin - Burrows
Fake assist Burrows- Higgins - Raymond - Bieksa - Garrison
Fake fight Kassian
Fake goalie Schneider 60 saves for the fake shoutout
Fake fans sellout
Fake fans get drunk
Fake fans get in fight
Fake fans get start a riot
Fake fans get thrown in jail
Fake fans get court date
Fake fans go to court
Fake fans get sentence to 1 day in jail

Enough with the fake season already - this is so lame

Less complaining and more enjoying. The fake season is very entertaining.
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In my eyes drouin is overrated he can score in the qmjhl but did nothing in last two gold medal games that canada lost. Fox will be better pro than him talk to me in five yrs

Gaudreau has one NHL goal whereas all your "prized" prospects have none.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 06:28 PM

First no one knows where Schneider is, the fake players don't fight, and as Wizdom said don't be making fun of someone's hard work. Wyatt is doing this just to give nuck fans something to watch, so please respect it.


Fake players dont fight?!?! LMAO Their "fake" which means they can do whatever you want them to do
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#14 EV604

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 06:42 PM

the games not over.....

Fake Avs comeback and tie the game 3-3
Fake fan jumps onto the ice and puts on fake gear
Fake game goes into overtime
Fake fan takes 10 shots of vodka
Fake fan scores the overtime winner while carrying a beer in gloves
Fake players rush the Fake fan
Fake players celebrate while doing patron shots at center ice
Fake fans pour onto the ice for free liquor + drugs
Fake Rogers Arena turns in to a Fake nightclub
Fake DJ Dave is replaced with Fake Deadmau5
Fake players run into dressing room and trade there Fake hockey sticks for glow sticks
All the Fake females in attendance get Fake Breasts

THIS IS THE BEST FAKE SEASON EVER!!!!! Wooooohoooo.

TO BE CONTINUED....
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#15 The Purple Panda

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 06:45 PM

So who got the goals and the points?
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Jensen > Kassian
Gillis dropped the ball on the Hodgson trade.
If Kassian ever becomes a 30 goal scorer I will pierce my nipples.


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Posted 01 November 2012 - 06:47 PM

the games not over.....

Fake Avs comeback and tie the game 3-3
Fake fan jumps onto the ice and puts on fake gear
Fake game goes into overtime
Fake fan takes 10 shots of vodka
Fake fan scores the overtime winner while carrying a beer in gloves
Fake players rush the Fake fan
Fake players celebrate while doing patron shots at center ice
Fake fans pour onto the ice for free liquor + drugs
Fake Rogers Arena turns in to a Fake nightclub
Fake DJ Dave is replaced with Fake Deadmau5
Fake players run into dressing room and trade there Fake hockey sticks for glow sticks
All the Fake females in attendance get Fake Breasts

THIS IS THE BEST FAKE SEASON EVER!!!!! Wooooohoooo.

TO BE CONTINUED....

You aren't funny you're just pissing everyone off so be quiet.
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:02 PM

So who got the goals and the points?


Henrik Sedin with the first goal of the game, Daniel with the second. Burrows scored the third and fourth goals, both shorthanded, while Zack Kassian had two of his own. Henrik now has eleven goals this year.

Both of Burrows' goals were flukes; on his first, the puck ricocheted off the back boards during a dump-in and floated into the crease for an easy tap-in. On his second goal, an Avs player threw the puck out from behind the goal line and it bounced in off of his shoulder.

Kassian, meanwhile, scored his first goal of the season by shooting top-shelf on a breakaway. His second goal was the result of a one-timer in the slot set up by Henrik. The Canucks never trailed on the scoreboard tonight; it was a fairly one-sided match.

Edited by WeatherWise, 01 November 2012 - 07:03 PM.

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#18 Machine Gun Kelly

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:08 PM

You should get other guys to do live streams for other Canadian teams
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:53 PM

Hey, I missed the game.. When do you think the highlights for this one will be up?
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#20 Where's Wellwood

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:56 PM

I want whatever it is that your smoking! Can u hook me up?


Just lay off. If you're dealing with the lockout fine then good for you. The rest of us need a hockey fix and this is it. If you don't appreciate it then shut up and get out.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 01:41 AM

Its my own version of the fake season. You dont like it, dont read it and stay outta the topics


If you have energy to go complain about a fake season, why don't you go complain to Bettman and get a new CBA done ASAP. This way, you don't need to see this fake season and we can all enjoy real NHL hockey.

WIN-WIN
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 07:55 AM

EV604 quit trolling.

If it's not you thing, we get that. Now move along please, as there are 9,432,930 other threads that may meet your approval.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 09:21 AM

If you have energy to go complain about a fake season, why don't you go complain to Bettman and get a new CBA done ASAP. This way, you don't need to see this fake season and we can all enjoy real NHL hockey.

WIN-WIN


I'm sure he will listen to me. Troll
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#24 Pears

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 11:46 AM

I'm sure he will listen to me. Troll

Ohhh the irony.
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In my eyes drouin is overrated he can score in the qmjhl but did nothing in last two gold medal games that canada lost. Fox will be better pro than him talk to me in five yrs

Gaudreau has one NHL goal whereas all your "prized" prospects have none.

   ryan kesler is going to the chicago blackhawks ...       quote me on it


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Posted 03 November 2012 - 12:26 AM

I'm sure he will listen to me. Troll


Well at least I am pretty sure the people here won't listen to you. Save your breath.
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