How to tell apart asians

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UMB was upset when I couldn't differentiate what type of Asian my next door neighbor in my dorm was. I never even said he was Asian until I was asked, I just called him horrible for blasting Oppa Gagnam style for 2 hours.

I rest my case. UMB is racist towards people who don't sort races by race.

I'll help with that, because I am like the Great Oz:

"What type of Asian is your neighbour?"

"The human type"

The End.

[Jai604]

So the moral of the story is:

Gangnam Style is annoying.

[BananaMash]

I'll help with that, because I am like the Great Oz:

"What type of Asian is your neighbour?"

"The human type"

The End.

[Buggernut]

There's a vast difference between Chinese of different regions. Northerners look more like Mongols, Koreans and Japanese. Southerners look more like Vietnamese and Filipinos. Northwesterners have notable white mixed into them.

[Standing_Tall#37]

I like the answer, however it needs to be adjusted if your Asian neighbor is a Shar pei and not a human.

[avelanch]

I like the answer, however it needs to be adjusted if your Asian neighbor is a Shar pei and not a human.

[Twilight Sparkle]

i mostly go by accent lol i love korean girls

[WHL rocks]

One has a red dot on their forehead, one puts a red dot on yours.

[Mainly Mattias]

I can't believe how many times I've been asked, "Are you Korean? Jap? Chinese?"

COMON ITS NOT THAT HARD

This chart will teach you how to tell us apart:

Kay, next time somebody asks, I will punch their face in