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#61 debluvscanucks

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:45 PM

UMB was upset when I couldn't differentiate what type of Asian my next door neighbor in my dorm was. I never even said he was Asian until I was asked, I just called him horrible for blasting Oppa Gagnam style for 2 hours.

I rest my case. UMB is racist towards people who don't sort races by race.


I'll help with that, because I am like the Great Oz:

"What type of Asian is your neighbour?"

"The human type"

The End. :)

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#62 Jai604

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 04:22 PM

So the moral of the story is:

Gangnam Style is annoying.

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#63 BananaMash

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 04:25 PM

I'll help with that, because I am like the Great Oz:

"What type of Asian is your neighbour?"

"The human type"

The End. :)


I like the answer, however it needs to be adjusted if your Asian neighbor is a Shar pei and not a human.

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#64 Buggernut

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 09:27 AM

There's a vast difference between Chinese of different regions. Northerners look more like Mongols, Koreans and Japanese. Southerners look more like Vietnamese and Filipinos. Northwesterners have notable white mixed into them.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 10:46 AM

I like the answer, however it needs to be adjusted if your Asian neighbor is a Shar pei and not a human.

Very nice form....

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 03:44 PM

I like the answer, however it needs to be adjusted if your Asian neighbor is a Shar pei and not a human.

or a Shih-tzu, Chow Chow, Pug, Pekingese, Chin, etc.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 03:47 PM

i mostly go by accent lol i love korean girls :wub:

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 08:48 PM

One has a red dot on their forehead, one puts a red dot on yours. :ph34r:


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Posted 04 November 2012 - 07:31 AM

I can't believe how many times I've been asked, "Are you Korean? Jap? Chinese?"

COMON ITS NOT THAT HARD

This chart will teach you how to tell us apart:

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Kay, next time somebody asks, I will punch their face in

I find the girls easier to pick out than the guys. There should be another chart for guys.
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