UMB was upset when I couldn't differentiate what type of Asian my next door neighbor in my dorm was. I never even said he was Asian until I was asked, I just called him horrible for blasting Oppa Gagnam style for 2 hours.
I rest my case. UMB is racist towards people who don't sort races by race.
I'll help with that, because I am like the Great Oz:
"What type of Asian is your neighbour?"
"The human type"