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#31 GodzillaDeuce

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:09 AM

everything below here is false

Edited by GodzillaDeuce, 04 December 2012 - 09:31 PM.

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#32 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 11:29 AM

well i laughed.
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#33 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 05:00 PM

GodzillaDeuce once helped me across the street one day.

Then he led me down a dark alley...

And raped me...

True story.

Don't take anything I say seriously! EVER!


#34 The Wizard of AZ

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 05:14 PM

One day I was sitting in McDonalds eating my Big Mac when I noticed this guy sorta hanging around in my peripherals. As the person got closer, I spin around, fist cocked ready to knock this candy ass out when I realize who it actually is.

Godzilla Deuce walks up to my table, eats a handful a fries. Before leaving, he leans in close and whispers "No one will ever believe you" and walks off.

I still wake up in a cold sweat at night thinking of that moment.

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#35 Argon

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 05:44 PM

if me and lee and gd could be three, flying free tenaciously
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Yo Yo you cant see me anyway what i dont need to writing skills to act cool i got froobacks and steel chains to act cool i lead the new school. Iam untochable this wont be a fight ill walk away with your mic and make you suck your own tailpipe


#36 BananaMash

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 05:51 PM

I heard that one time GodzillaDeuces milkshakes brought not only the boys to the yard, but also the girls and transgender people.

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#37 GodzillaDeuce

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 09:31 PM

everything above here is true

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#38 avelanch

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:16 PM

i hear GD is the reason the caramel is inside the caramilk bar. it's like a horribly run witness protection program for sweets.

#39 BananaMash

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:40 PM

I heard GodzillaDeuce and now I'm deaf.

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#40 avelanch

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:42 PM

I watched GodzillaDeuce... that's the last thing i remember.

#41 BananaMash

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:44 PM

I watched GodzillaDeuce, it was the weirdest dirty movie...

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#42 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 11:56 PM

I peeked in through GodzillaDeuce's window one night, I still can't see through my left eye.

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#43 Bork Laser

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:01 AM

GodzillaDeuce showed me his Tatas. They were very nice.
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#44 avelanch

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 06:52 AM

GodzillaDeuce once nursed a baby back from the brink of starvation with his own breast milk.


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