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The cheesiest thing you've ever said to a guy/girl

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So yeah, post the most douchie thing you've ever said to someone, and what happened after.

Here's mine:

I was with a girl who I was real good friends with and I had a crush on her, so I thought that I had to express this in a very cheesy way to be able to laugh it off if she didn't like me. I had seen that she had a perfume that was called "seduction" so I said something along the lines of "I see that you're wearing that perfume tonight..." we ended up making out...

Now you go!

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Hey girl, nice dress <_< ...it'll look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

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Maybe not the cheesiest, but I used it with success a few times back in the day.

Meet a girl at the bar and after having a few drinks say: "So where would you like to go for breakfast tomorrow morning?"

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This girl tells me I am to drunk, so I tell her "hey if you were drunk I'd still have sex with you" needless to say, I never saw her again

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In a bar:"Your place or mine?" This actually worked.

In school standing at my locker I found a screw laying on the floor. Picked it up and said to the girl next to me:'did you need a screw?' Didn't really work but every time she saw me she just stared.

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I once asked a lady when her baby was due and she haughtily informed me she was "not expecting" ..

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I told her she was "pretty". Yup. If your hitting on someone, never use this one. If shes a gf or a wife at this point, it's ok, but not the initial stage.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? caus i can see myself in your pants

also,

are those moon pant's you're wearing? cause your ass is outta this world.

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I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them.

I came up with this one, I think:

I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you.

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I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them.

I came up with this one, I think:

I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you.

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Go up to a table of four girls late at night in a bar and say "Which one of you sluts is drunk?"

Invariably, two will be horrified and angry, one will laugh, and one will say "I am!" That's the one.

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brb

gotta review all my personal messages..........

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Sorry, I can't sleep with you tonight as I don't have enough for bus fare in the morning.

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Are you my homework?Cause I'll do you on the table

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brb

gotta review all my personal messages..........

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