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#1 uber_pwnzor

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:20 AM

So yeah, post the most douchie thing you've ever said to someone, and what happened after.

Here's mine:

I was with a girl who I was real good friends with and I had a crush on her, so I thought that I had to express this in a very cheesy way to be able to laugh it off if she didn't like me. I had seen that she had a perfume that was called "seduction" so I said something along the lines of "I see that you're wearing that perfume tonight..." we ended up making out...

Now you go!

Edited by Grammar Police, 08 November 2012 - 01:20 AM.

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#2 nux4lyfe

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:24 AM

Hey girl, nice dress <_< ...it'll look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:27 AM

"It's so hot in here".

- "Obviously cause you're here".
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:31 AM

replace the "cheesiest" with "win", son

Edited by Rey, 08 November 2012 - 01:31 AM.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:39 AM

Maybe not the cheesiest, but I used it with success a few times back in the day.

Meet a girl at the bar and after having a few drinks say: "So where would you like to go for breakfast tomorrow morning?"

Edited by zero-ONE-three, 08 November 2012 - 01:54 AM.

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#6 Lychees

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:41 AM

Pulled the Tenesse line. yup.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:34 AM

Want to go back to my place and play "Just the tip?"
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:39 AM

This girl tells me I am to drunk, so I tell her "hey if you were drunk I'd still have sex with you" needless to say, I never saw her again
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 03:20 AM

I've had someone say "Your bed looks really comfy, can I lie down for a sec?"

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 05:38 AM

In a bar:"Your place or mine?" This actually worked.

In school standing at my locker I found a screw laying on the floor. Picked it up and said to the girl next to me:'did you need a screw?' Didn't really work but every time she saw me she just stared.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 08:18 AM

I once asked a lady when her baby was due and she haughtily informed me she was "not expecting" ..
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 08:49 AM

I told her she was "pretty". Yup. If your hitting on someone, never use this one. If shes a gf or a wife at this point, it's ok, but not the initial stage.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 08:56 AM

Is that a mirror in your pocket? caus i can see myself in your pants

also,

are those moon pant's you're wearing? cause your ass is outta this world.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:05 AM

I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them.

I came up with this one, I think:

I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:11 AM

I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them.

I came up with this one, I think:

I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you.

seems accurate and offensive at the same time.

Edited by avelanch, 08 November 2012 - 09:12 AM.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:21 AM

Go up to a table of four girls late at night in a bar and say "Which one of you sluts is drunk?"

Invariably, two will be horrified and angry, one will laugh, and one will say "I am!" That's the one.

Edited by theminister, 08 November 2012 - 09:22 AM.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:27 AM

brb

gotta review all my personal messages..........
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:29 AM

Sorry, I can't sleep with you tonight as I don't have enough for bus fare in the morning.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:30 AM

Are you my homework?Cause I'll do you on the table
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:37 AM

brb

gotta review all my personal messages..........


Cracked me up .. ::D
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:46 AM

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This sounds more like a "guess what I made out with a girl" thread then a "Cheesiest thing you've ever siad" thread. Confess OP did you make this thread as an excuse to brag?
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:01 AM

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexy lady
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:07 AM


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Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:19 AM

I see you're drinking one percent. Is it because you think you're fat? 'cause you're not, but...
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:30 AM

I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them.

I came up with this one, I think:

I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you.

Read this and began to laugh. Browsed the rest of CDC still laughing. Came back to tell you I'm still laughing.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:32 AM

This sounds more like a "guess what I made out with a girl" thread


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when he finally makes out with a woman he will have progressed beyond the necessity of such threads B)
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:01 PM

trying to be sexual i asked my girlfriend "would you like to remove you sweater?" she laughed at me for like 20 minutes. Doesn't matter had sex
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:08 PM

"I do." - totally worked though, got me laid hundreds of times.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:24 PM

Go up to a table of four girls late at night in a bar and say "Which one of you sluts is drunk?"

Invariably, two will be horrified and angry, one will laugh, and one will say "I am!" That's the one.


I'd make sure they don't have any male friends with them. Good way to get a couple of black eyes, although at least you'd have a good story to go along with them....well a story you don't want to tell any females.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:53 PM

Read this and began to laugh. Browsed the rest of CDC still laughing. Came back to tell you I'm still laughing.

You're my hero. :)
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