uber_pwnzor Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 So yeah, post the most douchie thing you've ever said to someone, and what happened after. Here's mine: I was with a girl who I was real good friends with and I had a crush on her, so I thought that I had to express this in a very cheesy way to be able to laugh it off if she didn't like me. I had seen that she had a perfume that was called "seduction" so I said something along the lines of "I see that you're wearing that perfume tonight..." we ended up making out... Now you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nux4lyfe Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Hey girl, nice dress ...it'll look even nicer on my bedroom floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denguin Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 "It's so hot in here". - "Obviously cause you're here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 replace the "cheesiest" with "win", son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapefruits Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Maybe not the cheesiest, but I used it with success a few times back in the day. Meet a girl at the bar and after having a few drinks say: "So where would you like to go for breakfast tomorrow morning?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lychees Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Pulled the Tenesse line. yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Want to go back to my place and play "Just the tip?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckspride Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 This girl tells me I am to drunk, so I tell her "hey if you were drunk I'd still have sex with you" needless to say, I never saw her again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I♥Wellwood Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I've had someone say "Your bed looks really comfy, can I lie down for a sec?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 In a bar:"Your place or mine?" This actually worked. In school standing at my locker I found a screw laying on the floor. Picked it up and said to the girl next to me:'did you need a screw?' Didn't really work but every time she saw me she just stared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I once asked a lady when her baby was due and she haughtily informed me she was "not expecting" .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoneypuckOverlord Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I told her she was "pretty". Yup. If your hitting on someone, never use this one. If shes a gf or a wife at this point, it's ok, but not the initial stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Is that a mirror in your pocket? caus i can see myself in your pants also, are those moon pant's you're wearing? cause your ass is outta this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumquats Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them. I came up with this one, I think: I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them. I came up with this one, I think: I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Go up to a table of four girls late at night in a bar and say "Which one of you sluts is drunk?" Invariably, two will be horrified and angry, one will laugh, and one will say "I am!" That's the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 brb gotta review all my personal messages.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudson bay rules Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Sorry, I can't sleep with you tonight as I don't have enough for bus fare in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACIC Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Are you my homework?Cause I'll do you on the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 brb gotta review all my personal messages.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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