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#31 Ovech Trick

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:48 PM

Would you rather marry me or go out with me?
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:19 PM

Hey baby, I'm an astronaut. I'm planning on exploring Uranus.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 03:56 PM

did it work?


did you not see the word attempt?
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#34 lx Birdie xl

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 04:30 PM

"hey"

Didnt work :(

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 06:29 PM

I see you're drinking one percent. Is it because you think you're fat? 'cause you're not, but...


Did Cody give you his number or not??
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:00 PM

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#37 marleau_12

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:58 PM

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 08:33 PM

I went up to two girls once and asked if they wanted to do a human centipede. Did not work.
The song 'teach me how to dougie' was playing and I asked if they could teach me. It worked.
I asked a girl where she was modeling. She thought it was cute but that was all. So it didn't work.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 08:49 PM

When i'm an ass too chicks and don't give them the attention it works. Even better when i'm talking to other women, it gets the attention of more women. The cheesy lines always get a good laugh if you say sarcastically/jokingly and are good ice breakers at times.

I did have one chick walk up to me and flat out asked me what i did for a living and also reminded me she was the same girl who walked by me 15min ago while smiling at me
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:01 PM

I had a girl say "time to seal the deal" to me. I was like "wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa- ok!"

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:15 PM

I had a girl say "time to seal the deal" to me. I was like "wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa- ok!"


damn dude, that was epic fail on your part.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:16 PM

Still trying to get past hello..

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:17 PM

why dont you sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that comes up

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:19 PM

i've never tried it but anyways....


are you an orphanage?...i wanna give you some kids...

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:46 PM

why did my post get deleted? :(

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 12:27 AM

Never tried this one but:

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just made my six-inch a footlong".

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:45 AM

damn dude, that was epic fail on your part.


clearly you don't know me very well if that surprises you

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 10 November 2012 - 12:08 PM

What's your favourite cheese?
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 12:17 PM

walked up slowly, looked in her eyes, looked at her feet, looked back into her eyes and said in a soft sensual voice, "Nice shoes, wanna (mod edit)

got slapped....I smiled and slowly walked away like nothing happened.

40 minutes later, she came back with her business card and cell number written on it. Said she admired my courage to do what I did (and thought I was hot as well) and to call her when I left the club.

Ive done enough bragging so I won't say how the rest of the night went :bigblush:

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:31 PM

Was walking with this girl once late at night. We were very good friends at this point and I was clearly attracted to her. So I looked down at her hand and said, "I can hold onto that for you." Then I proceeded to place her hand in mine. She thought it was extremely funny. Walked her back home and we made out. Yeah, I'd say that was a good day. I regret nothing.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:49 PM

I've never talked to a girl before... :(

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:56 PM

Hey nice shirt...you'd look better without it though.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:21 PM

First time at a bar I used this one

Me: do you have a bandaid
Girl: no why?
Me: because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you.

Another classic is when you walk up to a girl check the tag on her shirt and say "that's what I thought, made in heaven."

One I used on my girlfriend a little while ago "I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be." I got laughed at..
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:36 PM

Do you work on a chicken farm,cause you're really good at raising chicken.Needless to say it didn't work
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:37 PM

Stupid filters you get the drift though
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:41 PM

went up to a table with 4 girls sitting at it in the bar and respectfully said "which one of you b_____s wants to get pregnant"

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:36 AM

I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in Bees!

One time my girlfriend was asking me why she was always waiting for me. I just responded with "I've been waiting for you my whole life". Conversation done.

went up to a table with 4 girls sitting at it in the bar and respectfully said "which one of you b_____s wants to get pregnant"


Can't believe you called them Bananas. Bad Apples.

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