Langdon Algur Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 This sounds more like a "guess what I made out with a girl" thread then a "Cheesiest thing you've ever siad" thread. Confess OP did you make this thread as an excuse to brag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Alexander Cody Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexy lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterlingArcher Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*vInTaGe* Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I see you're drinking one percent. Is it because you think you're fat? 'cause you're not, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marleau_12 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I can't even remember all the cheesy things I say, there are a lot of them. I came up with this one, I think: I have Down's Syndrome, because I'm retarded for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 This sounds more like a "guess what I made out with a girl" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoShowWilly Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 trying to be sexual i asked my girlfriend "would you like to remove you sweater?" she laughed at me for like 20 minutes. Doesn't matter had sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Money Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 "I do." - totally worked though, got me laid hundreds of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Go up to a table of four girls late at night in a bar and say "Which one of you sluts is drunk?" Invariably, two will be horrified and angry, one will laugh, and one will say "I am!" That's the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumquats Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Read this and began to laugh. Browsed the rest of CDC still laughing. Came back to tell you I'm still laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovech Trick Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Would you rather marry me or go out with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Long Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Hey baby, I'm an astronaut. I'm planning on exploring Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 did it work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lx Birdie xl Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 "hey" Didnt work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.Mouse! Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I see you're drinking one percent. Is it because you think you're fat? 'cause you're not, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pablo Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I went up to two girls once and asked if they wanted to do a human centipede. Did not work. The song 'teach me how to dougie' was playing and I asked if they could teach me. It worked. I asked a girl where she was modeling. She thought it was cute but that was all. So it didn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterlingArcher Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 When i'm an ass too chicks and don't give them the attention it works. Even better when i'm talking to other women, it gets the attention of more women. The cheesy lines always get a good laugh if you say sarcastically/jokingly and are good ice breakers at times. I did have one chick walk up to me and flat out asked me what i did for a living and also reminded me she was the same girl who walked by me 15min ago while smiling at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaDeuce Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I had a girl say "time to seal the deal" to me. I was like "wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa- ok!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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