The cheesiest thing you've ever said to a guy/girl
Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:48 PM
Capitalist Hockey League - Minnesota Wild GM
Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:19 PM
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 06:29 PM
Did Cody give you his number or not??
Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:00 PM
Edited by Tortorella's Rant, 08 November 2012 - 07:00 PM.
Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:58 PM
Posted 08 November 2012 - 08:33 PM
The song 'teach me how to dougie' was playing and I asked if they could teach me. It worked.
I asked a girl where she was modeling. She thought it was cute but that was all. So it didn't work.
Posted 08 November 2012 - 08:49 PM
I did have one chick walk up to me and flat out asked me what i did for a living and also reminded me she was the same girl who walked by me 15min ago while smiling at me
-Mod note: Inappropriate
Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:01 PM
Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:15 PM
damn dude, that was epic fail on your part.
Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:17 PM
Luongo and Schneider for Horvat, Markstrom, and Matthias
LOL BEST GM EVER
Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:19 PM
are you an orphanage?...i wanna give you some kids...
Posted 09 November 2012 - 12:27 AM
"Do you work at Subway? Because you just made my six-inch a footlong".
Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:45 AM
clearly you don't know me very well if that surprises you
Posted 10 November 2012 - 12:17 PM
got slapped....I smiled and slowly walked away like nothing happened.
40 minutes later, she came back with her business card and cell number written on it. Said she admired my courage to do what I did (and thought I was hot as well) and to call her when I left the club.
Ive done enough bragging so I won't say how the rest of the night went
credit to CanucksHD for the avatar
Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:31 PM
Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:56 PM
Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:21 PM
Me: do you have a bandaid
Girl: no why?
Me: because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you.
Another classic is when you walk up to a girl check the tag on her shirt and say "that's what I thought, made in heaven."
One I used on my girlfriend a little while ago "I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be." I got laughed at..
Credit to: Ballard_4
Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:36 PM
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:36 AM
One time my girlfriend was asking me why she was always waiting for me. I just responded with "I've been waiting for you my whole life". Conversation done.
Can't believe you called them Bananas. Bad Apples.
Edited by The Wizard of AZ, 11 November 2012 - 11:37 AM.
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