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#1 Guest_Gumballthechewy_*

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:38 AM

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What in gods name is this abomination!? Should it be killed with fire or nuked from orbit? Should I use a sledgehammer or a flippin' steam roller??

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:44 AM

Looks like a spider. Better bring out the flamethrower.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:47 AM

WTH!! Is that a local picture, that's huge!! Not a fan of close-up pics of arachnids, glad I work the night shift, no bad dreams here.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:51 AM

Would you eat it for $100,000?

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:53 AM

Clearly some kind of spider.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 08:05 AM

Looks like a pregnant spider, at least 100 more of those things are about to crawl out of it's clown hole.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 08:49 AM

It's called a spider. Now don't be a girl and go put it outside.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 08:56 AM

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:34 AM

guys

i think it's a spider

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:04 AM

looks like the fence needs painting....

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:10 AM

you can't kill it now... I named it... brad :-)

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:16 AM

It's a harmless little orb weaver. Its abdomen is just swollen because it's pregnant.
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:31 AM






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Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:20 AM

Pregnant spider.
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:59 AM

Despite what people may be telling you, that is actually a demon. You need an exorcist, stat.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:15 PM

Time to buy a pet scorpion, it'll have lots of play mates soon enough :P

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:34 PM

You can't nuke Brad. She's pregnant.
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:00 PM

Ok, ok, I won't nuke Brad, I'll build her a nursery for her baby's.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:36 PM

Ok, ok, I won't nuke Brad, I'll build her a nursery for her baby's.


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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:51 PM

you can't kill it now... I named it... brad :-)


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Posted 09 November 2012 - 05:04 PM

Too bad
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It's hard to argue with a guy pointing a gun at your head....

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:54 PM

It's hard to argue with a guy pointing a gun at your head....


I wouldn't argue with Rick Grimes even if all he had was a pool noodle to my head..

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:21 AM

Spiders are good to have around. They eat flying insects like mosquitos so they are beneficial. If them being hairy and stuff freaks you out maybe you should grow a pair.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:52 AM

I wouldn't argue with Rick Grimes even if all he had was a pool noodle to my head..

I don't even want to imagine what rick would do with a noodle as a weapon... it would not be pretty... about as pretty as Brad I suppose.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 03:52 PM

Spiders are good to have around. They eat flying insects like mosquitos so they are beneficial. If them being hairy and stuff freaks you out maybe you should grow a pair.


If you have missed all the blatant sarcasm in this thread maybe you should log off for a bit and go interact with people in the real world...


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