:D Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Throw him off of a building or out of a plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nux4lyfe Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Bring in the firing squad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Hang him. Hilarity would ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Hang him. Hilarity would ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 "Life Is a Carnival" .. a great song by the Band .. death? .. not so much, but somehow it takes on a "carnivalist" ambiance when it is not us who have to carry out the "sentence" Sleep well, y'all .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsedin33 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Just feed him Mcdonalds every meal for every day, that outta do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coleman26 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 It would be like in cartoons when the entire tree would bend forward and uproot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Just keep feeding him lard and McDonalds. Heart attack/cardiac arrest would kill him in no time - plus, it's probably cheaper than the chemicals needed for the IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. White Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Just shoot him in the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Light Racicot Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 How come you cant hang a fat guy? Is it a neck problem or would he be decapitated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coleman26 Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 How come you cant hang a fat guy? Is it a neck problem or would he be decapitated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 "a good bandit is a dead bandit" Brazilian saying it doesn´t matter how the guy will die. just finish them. firing squad is when you have a war and a war prisoner. when you deserve die with some honor. in other situations, one guard, one gun, one bullet, one dead bandit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Why the hell don't they just shoot him up with a lethal dose of LSD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyzer Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Because that would be impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 He's not too fat to continue stuffing his fat face. How convenient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
key2thecup Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Just shoot him in the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonLever Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Does not really matter because the Republican Governor of Ohio last week commuted the sentence to life in prison. Not because he was too fat but because he did not have adequate legal representation. http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-governor-commutes-obese-killers-sentence-life-prison-195719030.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayStation Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Interesting thread to read as Im finishing a whole tub of popcorn and twinkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truculence Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Does not really matter because the Republican Governor of Ohio last week commuted the sentence to life in prison. Not because he was too fat but because he did not have adequate legal representation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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