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#1 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:15 PM

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Name: Banana Tungsten Mash
Birth date: 03/04/1994
Swagger Level: 8.25

Work Experience:

GM Vancouver Canucks NHL 12 (2011-Present): I have brought four straight Stanley Cup championships to the Vancouver Canucks organization in NHL 12. This shows my supreme leadership abilities, and ability to remain calm under pressure. Some select showings of talent include trading Mason Raymond and all my 7th rounders for Tyler Myers.

Bottle Recycling (Life Long): A consistent form of income for me has been recycling bottles. I've done this my whole life which shows how committed I can be to a job. I've not received a raise since I started. and I've never complained once!

Spiderman (2002): When I was younger I had a spiderman mask and I would fight crime. I was the best at my job and never even lost a single fight with Mysterio or Green Goblin. I was very good at my job.

Skills:

Guitar: I have played guitar for many years, this means I'm very good with my fingers. For typing... Yes.

Pwning Newbs: I've been told that this a very good talent for the position of moderator. I don't know if it's a real thing or not, but I don't have very many talents and needed to bulk out my resume.

Conclusion:

Thank you for taking the time to consider my resume. I'm moist with anticipation of the moment I hear back from SN-Admin with a job offer. Remember, if you think I'm seriously serious then I'm seriously serious that you're seriously delirious.
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#2 canucklax

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:22 PM

I never knew your middle name was Tungsten
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#3 Common sense

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:23 PM

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#4 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:23 PM

I never knew your middle name was Tungsten


Neither did I until just a few moments prior.
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:24 PM

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You're just jelly.
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:24 PM

i thought your middle name was rhenium
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:25 PM

if this is what that whole nov 30th wolfpack thingy is all about, i'm gonna be pretty disappointed.

Edited by avelanch, 18 November 2012 - 10:46 PM.

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#8 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:26 PM

if this is what that whole nov 30th wolfpack thingy is all about, i'm gonna be pretty disappointed.


Dude you just reply to yourself? lol.
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#9 Common sense

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:31 PM

You're just jelly.


If I wanted a job where I was to look after children and clean up their messes, I would have become a babysitter.
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#10 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:32 PM

If I wanted a job where I was to look after children and clean up their messes, I would have become a babysitter.


I was Spiderman once, my job was to lock up crazy people and swing from webs. You think babysitting is bad?
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:39 PM

Birth date 1994?
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#12 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:40 PM

20 Minute Update: I've yet to receive a job offer.
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#13 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:40 PM

Birth date 1994?


Yessir. 18.
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:43 PM

Yessir. 18.

I would have thought you were 22......
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#15 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:45 PM

I would have thought you were 22......


I would have thought I was 12. So I guess it evens out.
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:47 PM

Dude you just reply to yourself? lol.

not on purpose...
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#17 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:48 PM

not on purpose...


But was it on Porpoise?

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:51 PM

Guitar battle for the job?
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:52 PM

But was it on Porpoise?

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#20 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:53 PM

Guitar battle for the job?


Let's have a triathlon:
1) Guitar Battle
2) Rap Battle
3) Sit-ups*

*May change
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:54 PM

Guitar battle for the job?

There's no way that we could win, that was a masterpiece. He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man.
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#22 The Hornet

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:54 PM

Guitar battle for the job?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoAGasPLh30

First thing that popped into my mind lol

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:58 PM

Guitar battle for the job?

I would like to challenge you to a banana eating contest...
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#24 BananaMash

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:58 PM

I don't like where this is going, boys.
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#25 Intoewsables

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 11:28 PM

I would like to challenge you to a banana eating contest...


Teach me your technique! You know, the one where you put one of your hands behind your head. I've always wondered what that was about.
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 11:37 PM

Your alias could be Potassium Grind :P
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 11:42 PM

The only real way to decide this is to kung fu fight.


Edited by Jai604, 18 November 2012 - 11:44 PM.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 11:51 PM

The only real way to decide this is to kung fu fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfM3SYGUP8g

LOVE that movie.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:38 AM

Rock, paper, scissors. 2/3 and you're in. I have no say in this whatsoever so this is a complete lie, but let's go.

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Round one, go....
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:43 AM

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