BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Name: Banana Tungsten Mash Birth date: 03/04/1994 Swagger Level: 8.25 Work Experience: GM Vancouver Canucks NHL 12 (2011-Present): I have brought four straight Stanley Cup championships to the Vancouver Canucks organization in NHL 12. This shows my supreme leadership abilities, and ability to remain calm under pressure. Some select showings of talent include trading Mason Raymond and all my 7th rounders for Tyler Myers. Bottle Recycling (Life Long): A consistent form of income for me has been recycling bottles. I've done this my whole life which shows how committed I can be to a job. I've not received a raise since I started. and I've never complained once! Spiderman (2002): When I was younger I had a spiderman mask and I would fight crime. I was the best at my job and never even lost a single fight with Mysterio or Green Goblin. I was very good at my job. Skills: Guitar: I have played guitar for many years, this means I'm very good with my fingers. For typing... Yes. Pwning Newbs: I've been told that this a very good talent for the position of moderator. I don't know if it's a real thing or not, but I don't have very many talents and needed to bulk out my resume. Conclusion: Thank you for taking the time to consider my resume. I'm moist with anticipation of the moment I hear back from SN-Admin with a job offer. Remember, if you think I'm seriously serious then I'm seriously serious that you're seriously delirious. Link to comment
canucklax Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I never knew your middle name was Tungsten Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 I never knew your middle name was Tungsten Link to comment
avelanch Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 i thought your middle name was rhenium Link to comment
avelanch Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 if this is what that whole nov 30th wolfpack thingy is all about, i'm gonna be pretty disappointed. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 if this is what that whole nov 30th wolfpack thingy is all about, i'm gonna be pretty disappointed. Link to comment
Common sense Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You're just jelly. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 If I wanted a job where I was to look after children and clean up their messes, I would have become a babysitter. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Birth date 1994? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 20 Minute Update: I've yet to receive a job offer. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Birth date 1994? Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Yessir. 18. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 I would have thought you were 22...... Link to comment
avelanch Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Dude you just reply to yourself? lol. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 not on purpose... Link to comment
-SN- Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Guitar battle for the job? Link to comment
Strawberries Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 But was it on Porpoise? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Guitar battle for the job? Link to comment
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