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I'm perfect for the job, but I'm not really looking for work right now.

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-has not received any barrings or suspensions within the past year.

Oops, that really thinned out the herd.

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That doesn't eliminate me, but I don't meet the badassery qualification. I think the most hardcore thing I've done in the longest while was eat a week old sandwich that was sitting in my fridge.

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I like how I've been in two pun threats with Argon, and it's always just the same puns rehashed 18 times.

Get it? 18? Because the periodic... Never mind, I quit.

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I'm perfect for the job, but I'm not really looking for work right now.

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-has not received any barrings or suspensions within the past year.

Oops, that really thinned out the herd.

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I received a 24 hour suspension which was withdrawn probably 4 minutes into it, does that count?

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I meet most of the requirements, except I only took like 3 guitar lessons and my hardcore-ness has been lacking as of recently, but I think I am fit for the job.

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That doesn't eliminate me, but I don't meet the badassery qualification. I think the most hardcore thing I've done in the longest while was eat a week old sandwich that was sitting in my fridge.

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10/10 would not mess with

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I'm so tough that one time I drank two energy drinks even though the can said only drink 1 per day.

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I'm so tough that one time I drank two energy drinks even though the can said only drink 1 per day.

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One time I rinsed and lathered, but didn't repeat.

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I'm so badass that I catch machetes with my bare hands.

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Now that I think about it I'm too badass for this job.

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I'm sick of the periodically repeated puns in this threat! We should take all these puns and Barium.

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One time a bee flew into my mouth and my Tungsten for a whole day. It was when I was experimenting on genetically combining a wild dog and a sheep, I called it a Wolfram.

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so many element puns in this thread. Enough that I could stack them all together and rest my neon them

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are they gone or do I still have them just not attached? I wonder how much they could sulfur

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I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun, but NaH.

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