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#691 BananaMash

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 08:55 PM

As soon as he fills out the application I will give him his first task.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 08:56 PM

male

11-16

english

yes

what is bondable
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 08:58 PM

Me take detrot tanx
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 08:58 PM

no im trying to get detroit please take something else
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 08:59 PM

male

11-16

english

yes

what is bondable


11-16? Please specify age thanks

Me take detrot tanx


WTF IS GOING ON o.O
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:00 PM

no im trying to get detroit please take something else


No I am! Im ready to battle if you are.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:00 PM

male

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english

yes

what is bondable


Bondable is an insurance matter, the question pops up on many job application forms don't worry about it for now. We'll get to that later, but I highly doubt you are not bondable given your age.

Okay, first off, I have many GM's interested in your services. However, they wish to see how creative you are prior to being hired. Your first task: Go to the Cultimultural Noise section and create a new thread titled "Why I Love STHS". In this, you will post a 10 line poem illustrating your love for this league.

Succeed and I will give you your next task.

Edited by BananaMash, 08 December 2012 - 09:02 PM.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:00 PM

Fill out this general application and post so all GM's can assess your abilities:

Gender:
[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[ ] Non-Human Animal (Don't Eat)
[X] Centaur

Age:
[ ] 5-10
[ ] 11-15
[ ] 16-100
[ ] Non-Human Animal (Don't Eat)
[X] I can fart louder than you can yell

Languages:
[ ] English
[ ] French
[ ] Non-Human Animal (Don't Eat)
[X] Fluent in moose & limited Koala. Also Korean.

Willing To Commit Crimes For My Boss:
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Non-Human Animal (Don't Eat)
[X] Willing to commit crimes for anybody

Are You Bondable?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Non-Human Animal (Don't Eat)
[X] Only in reference to a dirty movie


I'm not "re-applying"...just had some answers that needed to be shared. ::D

Edited by MaximYapierre, 08 December 2012 - 09:02 PM.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:01 PM

Me take detrot tanx

no im trying to get detroit please take something else


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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:02 PM

I'm not "re-applying"...just had some answers that needed to be shared. ::D


Saying Centaur is a gender is like saying "I'm not a girl or a boy thank you very much, I'm an Asian".
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:02 PM

im not battling you MGK. im 14, and okay BananaMash
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:03 PM

You challenged me so lets battle!?!?!
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:03 PM

im not battling you MGK. im 14, and okay BananaMash


Good. You're going to go far if you complete the three tasks in less than a fortnight.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:07 PM

Saying Centaur is a gender is like saying "I'm not a girl or a boy thank you very much, I'm an Asian".



Am I a girl trapped in a boy's body? What should I do? Should I tell my parents?

I am a boy, but I think that I should be a girl, because:

a) My hips and not my shoulders have widened
B) Although my voice has broken, it is still really high
c) I have always wished that I was a girl, this includes my earliest memories.
d) I constantly want to, an do, dress like a girl
e) I walk like a girl

I don't know what to do, I haven't told my parents, because I don't think that they will understand, which means that my doctor doesn't know either, so I have had no help.
I always dress like a girl in private because I am too scared to go out in case I am noticed or recognised.
I have always been friends with all girls, however, I am not attracted to anyone, boys or girls.

So, what do you think?

Am I a girl trapped in a boys body?
What should I do?
Should I tell my Parents?

P.S. My name on here is a girl's name, because I recognise myself as a girl, I am actually a boy.




Found this on Yahoo Answers. Considered it relevant enough.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:07 PM

i did the poem what is a fortnight
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:08 PM

.

Edited by Henrik Sedin, 08 December 2012 - 09:24 PM.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:09 PM

vC, CaN i haz Detorit pl0x?


Triple threat match!
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:09 PM

Henrik Sedin we have the same picture. are you actually henrik
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:09 PM

i did the poem what is a fortnight


A fortnight is 14 days.

Your next task (nice poem by the way, executed well) is to write a three paragraph essay (8-10 sentences per paragraph) about which teams you feel you'd be a suitable assistant GM for, and why you feel that GM should hire you.

Include skills if you have any.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:09 PM

i did the poem what is a fortnight

This guy is dumb, and might be french as well.....
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:09 PM

nvm

Edited by Henrik Sedin, 08 December 2012 - 09:24 PM.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:10 PM

i did the poem what is a fortnight


What is a fortnight WTF?
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:10 PM

Henrik Sedin we have the same picture. are you actually henrik


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:11 PM

Henrik Sedin we have the same picture. are you actually henrik


Yes he is.

Anyone with a player name is that player.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:11 PM

Henrik Sedin is really Henrik Sedin. He sent everyone pictures.

FYI, the carpet matches the drapes.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:12 PM

Henrik Sedin we have the same picture. are you actually henrik


I'm Maxim Lapierre's twin brother. Go ahead, ask me anything.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:12 PM

I'm Maxim Lapierre's twin brother. Go ahead, ask me anything.


I think you need to post this thread in Cultimultural Noise, Lol!
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:14 PM

A fortnight is 14 days.

Your next task (nice poem by the way, executed well) is to write a three paragraph essay (8-10 sentences per paragraph) about which teams you feel you'd be a suitable assistant GM for, and why you feel that GM should hire you.

Include skills if you have any.

We all went through this. Those of us who are GMs are the ones who BananaMash thought had the best essays.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:15 PM

We all went through this. Those of us who are GMs are the ones who BananaMash thought had the best essays.


Yup. Except me, I had to send pictures instead
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:15 PM

We all went through this. Those of us who are GMs are the ones who BananaMash thought had the best essays.


Crom! here has a B+! I was so thrilled for him!
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