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Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered

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NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

Witnesses state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way.

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April Fools! Poor quality picture.

It looks like a combination of a burn victim, an elf, and the Cowardly Lion.

What is with the hair handle on its head?

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Yea... that ain't a muppet it's an abomonation. Kermit is not like that..

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Looks like a combination of a human, rabbit, and dog...

Not sure if I believe it though...

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Scuzzlebutt is real. I know you can't see it but I guarantee that one of the creature's legs is Patrick Duffy.

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Scuzzlebutt is real. I know you can't see it but I guarantee that one of the creature's legs is Patrick Duffy.

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I don't know what bloody muppet show you watched.

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Although I'm not proud of it,add 150 pounds and an overall bad attitude and it looks like one of my exgirlfiends. I drank a lot at the time. :picard:

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I don't believe it's true for a single minute but if it is.

Why does someone in the hunting party feel they need to just shoot it?

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