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#1 Langdon Algur

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:25 PM

So most people may think that CDC is full of adolesent hockey fans pissed off cause they can't understand why Gillis hasn't traded Luongo, Ballard and Raymond for Stamkos and Hedman like they suggested. But I know that's not true. The reality is CDC is actually full of aspiring Rock Stars who are just one step away from rock star stardom. That one thing of course, is a kick as# band name.

The good news for all you CDC future rock gods and godesses (as if their actually are any women on here) is I happen to be an professional band namer dude (yes that is a real thing). As a seasonal public service I'm here to name your band for you for free. All you need to do is tell me a little something about your band like what genre of music do you play, what image are you going for, # of members, etc... and I'll give you a kick A3s name free of charge. Just remember to thank me in your Grammy speach.
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#2 J.R.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:27 PM

Alt/Blues/Rock, 4 members, independent thinkers.

...and go!

Edited by J.R., 30 November 2012 - 01:27 PM.

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#3 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:27 PM

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:28 PM

Alt/Blues/Rock, 4 members, independent thinkers.

...and go!


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:28 PM

You spelled "speech" wrong...I am unable to trust your credibility, and thus will revert to an online "Band Name Generator"...


EDIT: I got "Fused Enslavement and the Cabinet". Safe to say I didn't need your help.

Edited by MaximYapierre, 30 November 2012 - 01:30 PM.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:29 PM

Banana Hook


No like. :mad:
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#7 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:31 PM

You spelled "speech" wrong...I am unable to trust your credibility, and thus will revert to an online "Band Name Generator"...


That's not the only misspelling amid all the grammar errors...
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#8 Langdon Algur

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:31 PM

You spelled "speech" wrong...I am unable to trust your credibility, and thus will revert to an online "Band Name Generator"...


My spelling speaks to my creativity, why confirm to the double E spealing like 'the Man' wants you to when you can instead use an A? As in 'A for Awesome" (also a great band name).
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:33 PM

we are a bunch of 85 year old trannies that play country infused dubstep
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well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:33 PM

No.
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:34 PM

yes
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:34 PM

No.


...maybe?
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#13 Langdon Algur

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

we are a bunch of 85 year old trannies that play country infused dubstep


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

My spelling speaks to my creativity, why confirm to the double E spealing like 'the Man' wants you to when you can instead use an A? As in 'A for Awesome" (also a great band name).


Fugt spelun propr!! Don wif te Maan! Op wit anirky!!!

(Just so you know, I'm not insulting you, I'm just having a bit of fun :P )

How about:

Four guys, one girl, hard rock/punk/comedy rock.

Hit me.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:40 PM

Hernie and the Matherdites



Hey, everybody. This guy's a phony!

http://forum.canucks...60#entry6549452


Oh, wait, nvm; that's him. Carry on.

Edited by One one two, 30 November 2012 - 01:42 PM.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:41 PM

Four guys, one girl, hard rock/punk/comedy rock.

Hit me.


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:46 PM

Tenacious Touch of Estrogen?


BWA HA HA HA HA!!
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#18 Langdon Algur

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:57 PM

Tenacious Touch of Estrogen?


sure go with this but TTE has more marketing appeal.
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:57 PM

I of the Strum
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:58 PM

One Blonde Eyelash
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:01 PM

One Blonde Eyelash


Stop stealing my Thunder
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:03 PM

Fugt spelun propr!! Don wif te Maan! Op wit anirky!!!

(Just so you know, I'm not insulting you, I'm just having a bit of fun :P )

How about:

Four guys, one girl, hard rock/punk/comedy rock.

Hit me.


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:06 PM

Stop stealing my Thunder


Stop sucking :P
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#24 Langdon Algur

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:08 PM

Stop sucking :P


I feel a challenge coming on. Next person looking for a band name will get a suggestion from both of us and they get to vote for the one they like better, let's see who gets the most votes. :)
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:11 PM

Musical Style: Horrorcore rap over-top of deep south banjo country.

Good luck.
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:13 PM

Musical Style: Horrorcore rap over-top of deep south banjo country.

Good luck.


damnit I already used Banana Hook. Going with Hashtag (#), if it's good enough for a persons name it will work for band.
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:22 PM

I live in Armstrong and have been thinking about a song:

Oppa Armstrong Style

Heyyyyyy.....sexy farmer!
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:25 PM

Musical Style: Horrorcore rap over-top of deep south banjo country.

Good luck.


Notorious Hick Clown Show

(Hashtag... REALLY? :blink: )
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:04 PM

Notorious Hick Clown Show

(Hashtag... REALLY? :blink: )


Much better than Hashtag, I think I would gain the Juggalos as fans, as they love clowns, I would have also accepted "Slumsville Peep Show" or "Groped in the Gutter".
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:08 PM

We're a back woods redneck family band. I play the See'n'Say, my son's on the Fisher Price piano, we've got his g/f shaking the pill bottle full of buttons and my daughter plays harmonica. We've been known to break out into musical interludes during Cranium game sessions involving wine. We kind of have a broke down dishwasher sound and our target audience is similar to that of Jerry Springer's. Whatcha' got for us?
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