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#31 BananaMash

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:09 PM

We're a back woods redneck family band. I play the See'n'Say, my son's on the Fisher Price piano, we've got his g/f shaking the pill bottle full of buttons and my daughter plays harmonica. We've been known to break out into musical interludes during Cranium game sessions involving wine. We kind of have a broke down dishwasher sound and our target audience is similar to that of Jerry Springer's. Whatcha' got for us?


Deb and the Honey Boo Boo Experience.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:09 PM

HAHAHA Deb!
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:11 PM

We're a back woods redneck family band. I play the See'n'Say, my son's on the Fisher Price piano, we've got his g/f shaking the pill bottle full of buttons and my daughter plays harmonica. We've been known to break out into musical interludes during Cranium game sessions involving wine. We kind of have a broke down dishwasher sound and our target audience is similar to that of Jerry Springer's. Whatcha' got for us?


Broken Down Dishwasher is actually a great name for a band, I can't really beat that.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:16 PM

(Sadly, JR, it's a true story too)

Love Deb & the Honey Boo Boo Experience...that's it BM!

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:18 PM

(Sadly, JR, it's a true story too)

Love Deb & the Honey Boo Boo Experience...that's it BM!


Make sure this woman is in your first music video:
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Dem dance moves.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 04:48 PM

Obviously.

Works on every level of our band.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:53 PM

We're a back woods redneck family band. I play the See'n'Say, my son's on the Fisher Price piano, we've got his g/f shaking the pill bottle full of buttons and my daughter plays harmonica. We've been known to break out into musical interludes during Cranium game sessions involving wine. We kind of have a broke down dishwasher sound and our target audience is similar to that of Jerry Springer's. Whatcha' got for us?


Do you have an opening?

I play one string, two string and no string guitars.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 30 November 2012 - 05:55 PM.


#38 BananaMash

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 06:59 PM

The last guy sucked at naming bands, let me do it instead. Everyone knows I'd be the top band/stage name creator of all time.

I brought you Deb and the Honey Boo Boo's.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:03 PM

Lil Wanye, Rebecca Black, and Double Take. All in one cluster band
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:07 PM

Lil Wanye, Rebecca Black, and Double Take. All in one cluster band


Oh god, gross.

"Weezy and the Sellouts" would be fitting, or "Musical Stroke" because they're killing music.

I'm horrible at this too.

Edited by BananaMash, 01 December 2012 - 07:07 PM.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:10 PM

Zach Galifanakis, Jason Segel, Jason Sudeikis...all in one band.

Edited by MaximYapierre, 01 December 2012 - 07:10 PM.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:13 PM

Zach Galifanakis, Jason Segel, Jason Sudeikis...all in one band.


I don't think the world is ready for "The Chubbies". There's lot of double meaning there.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:17 PM

Me, Sean Avery, Vanilla Ice, 2chainz

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:19 PM

Me, Sean Avery, Vanilla Ice, 2chainz


"Ice, Ice, and 2 Babies"

(Provided 2Chainz is wearing diamond chains, allowing him to also be called ice).

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:20 PM

We're a symphonic metal band with 5 members.

Our lead singer is the person voicing this video:



The people constituting the remaining spots are Mr. T, Tristan Taylor, Myself, and a homeless man convinced he is Albert Einstein's reincarnation.

Edited by One one two, 01 December 2012 - 07:29 PM.


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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:23 PM

We're a symphonic metal band with 4 members. They are Mr. T, Tristan Taylor, Myself, and a homeless man convinced he is Albert Einstein's recreation.


"Hardcore Phonographic Fool". It's a hot band name.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:25 PM

"Hardcore Phonographic Fool". It's a hot band name.


Missed my edit, but hey, great name anyway.

We'll take it. :3

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 08:57 PM

Rick Astley and DMX

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 09:04 PM

Bing Crosby, Mc Hammer and Too Short
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Posted 02 December 2012 - 01:06 AM

OK, so I also have a side project. Me and 3 senior citizens that I met at the Bingo hall. They're slightly deaf and their rhythm's off, but hey, they try. The B15's was our original name, but people confused us with the B52's and it messed up our full cards, so we need something new. Although my colleagues prefer Frank Sinatra and Bing, I'm trying to get them to infuse some Nirvana into our sound. We're working on something similar to Lithium but it's called Viagra. Can you help us?

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 03:34 AM

I like to play the local bars doing Beatles/Primus hybrid covers (for example Too Many Puppies sung to the tune of Love Me Do), just me, completely nude after downing a full bottle of viagra and whacked outta my mind on shrooms and absinthe.

Still haven't figured out what to call myself, any ideas?


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