Jump to content

Welcome to canucks.com Vancouver Canucks homepage

Photo
- - - - -

What do you want your tombstone to say?


  • Please log in to reply
46 replies to this topic

#1 Caboose

Caboose

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,690 posts
  • Joined: 01-September 10

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:06 PM

Morbid thread is morbid.
  • 1

Jq9Htab.jpg

 


#2 GodzillaDeuce

GodzillaDeuce

    Canucks First-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,123 posts
  • Joined: 15-October 08

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:08 PM

Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship
  • 0

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#3 AriGold

AriGold

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,506 posts
  • Joined: 09-June 12

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:09 PM

Killed GorillaDeuce attempting to bomb a ship his family was on. In return Ari died when he slipped on a Gorilla turd at the zoo.
  • 2

fept5bc.jpg


#4 Pineapples

Pineapples

    Canucks First-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,694 posts
  • Joined: 15-June 10

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:10 PM

My name spelled correctly.
  • 1

Pineapple_jumps.gifPineapple_jumps.gif

 


#5 Peaches

Peaches

    Canucks Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,435 posts
  • Joined: 03-February 12

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:16 PM

Killed GorillaDeuce attempting to bomb a ship his family was on. In return Ari died when he slipped on a Gorilla turd at the zoo.


Killed by tripping on Aris tombstone, then making CH9 suffer a life ending concussion by hitting his head on GodzillaDeuces tombstone.
  • 0

2qn360i.jpg

Feminism will be outlawed. Mostly because it's a backwards idiotic viewpoint that doesn't serve any real progressive purpose.

Credit to -Vintage Canuck-


#6 JHansenFan

JHansenFan

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,363 posts
  • Joined: 08-January 08

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:21 PM

I love you Ellie Goulding!


but seriously... no clue yet.
  • 1


Posted Image
Sick Sig Made By: allons-y


#7 BananaMash

BananaMash

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,073 posts
  • Joined: 23-May 10

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:27 PM

Here I sit broken hearted,

Came to *** and only farted


R.I.P. BananaMash

Died of Intestinal Blockage


  • 0

Posted Image


#8 AriGold

AriGold

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,506 posts
  • Joined: 09-June 12

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:31 PM

Here I sit broken hearted,

Came to *** and only farted


R.I.P. BananaMash

Died of Intestinal Blockage


Tombstone done by a wife after her husband died and she found out he was cheating on her for years..
Posted Image

Edited by AriGold, 03 December 2012 - 11:50 PM.

  • 3

fept5bc.jpg


#9 Honeydews

Honeydews

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,062 posts
  • Joined: 28-July 12

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:42 PM

Lived to see the Canucks win the ..... dont want to jynx it ;) but u know what I mean
  • 0
Posted ImagePosted Image
Credit to pwnstar for this amazing kesler sig :)

#10 Phil_314

Phil_314

    Canucks Second-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,040 posts
  • Joined: 07-November 09

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:45 PM

"Do not disturb... Zzz" lol

nah I think something like "Perfectly imperfect" to start would be beautifully bittersweet (there was an ad by the Singaporean government I think where this woman talked about her husband's life and how he had all these quirky habits, yet she now realized she would miss them after he was gone... then she went on to encourage her children to live their lives well); also hope I could live to be loyal, passionate in life and loving like I would want the inscription to say.
  • 0

John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.


Jesus LOVES YOU!
2012, meet Matthew 24:36-47!

14 I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.


#11 g_bassi13

g_bassi13

    Canucks First-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,327 posts
  • Joined: 11-December 06

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:45 PM

Lived to see the Canucks win the ..... dont want to jynx it ;) but u know what I mean


I think you just jinxed it.
  • 0

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

On the off-chance I die, gbassi, I love you.


#12 Gerg

Gerg

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,169 posts
  • Joined: 11-January 03

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:50 PM

"This is temporary while my pyramid awaits completion"
  • 0
Posted Image

#13 Machine Gun Kelly

Machine Gun Kelly

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,502 posts
  • Joined: 27-February 11

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:51 PM

Come close, I need to tell you something.
No, closer.
I've been needing to tell you this all my life.



















































I ripped my pants
  • 1
Posted Image

#14 I♥Wellwood

I♥Wellwood

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,904 posts
  • Joined: 27-April 07

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:55 PM

Tombstone done by a wife after her husband died and she found out he was cheating on her for years..
Posted Image

I dont get it lol. Is it the 'missed by your friends' part?
  • 0

Posted Image


#15 AriGold

AriGold

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,506 posts
  • Joined: 09-June 12

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:57 PM

I dont get it lol. Is it the 'missed by your friends' part?

Left side.. 7 letters..
  • 0

fept5bc.jpg


#16 One one two

One one two

    Canucks Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,780 posts
  • Joined: 14-April 09

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:58 PM

Come close, I need to tell you something.
No, closer.
I've been needing to tell you this all my life.



















































I ripped my pants


That's gonna be one tall tombstone, but +1 anything Spongebob.
  • 0

5ExRXNw.png?1


#17 avelanch

avelanch

    Canucks Hall-of-Famer

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32,990 posts
  • Joined: 23-March 07

Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:59 PM

"I'll try it!"
  • 0

#18 NightHawkSniper

NightHawkSniper

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,318 posts
  • Joined: 18-February 10

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:14 AM

I love you Ellie Goulding!


but seriously... no clue yet.


She has like, no eyebrows...
  • 0

5577747361_37d631069c_m.jpg
 


#19 JHansenFan

JHansenFan

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,363 posts
  • Joined: 08-January 08

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:31 AM

She has like, no eyebrows...


She begs to differ


Posted Image
  • 0


Posted Image
Sick Sig Made By: allons-y


#20 avelanch

avelanch

    Canucks Hall-of-Famer

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32,990 posts
  • Joined: 23-March 07

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:32 AM

I just don't see the appeal.
  • 0

#21 BananaMash

BananaMash

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,073 posts
  • Joined: 23-May 10

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:34 AM

I just don't see the appeal.


You want to see a peal?

Posted Image

Now I'm all naked and bothered.
  • 0

Posted Image


#22 avelanch

avelanch

    Canucks Hall-of-Famer

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32,990 posts
  • Joined: 23-March 07

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:43 AM

You want to see a peal?

Posted Image

Now I'm all naked and bothered.

that's hawt.
  • 0

#23 I♥Wellwood

I♥Wellwood

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,904 posts
  • Joined: 27-April 07

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:56 AM

Left side.. 7 letters..

Ah. That makes sense -_-
  • 0

Posted Image


#24 AriGold

AriGold

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,506 posts
  • Joined: 09-June 12

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:57 AM

Ah. That makes sense -_-

You dont get it do you ?
  • 1

fept5bc.jpg


#25 avelanch

avelanch

    Canucks Hall-of-Famer

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32,990 posts
  • Joined: 23-March 07

Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:59 AM

You dont get it do you ?

it's not that she doesn't get it, she just really doesn't care.
  • 1

#26 мцт вяздк чф

мцт вяздк чф

    Canucks Second-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,464 posts
  • Joined: 02-September 09

Posted 04 December 2012 - 01:25 AM

please don't pee on me.

thank you.
  • 0

KIM JONG UN'S FAVORITE HOCKEY TEAM ARE THE KELOWNA ROCKETS.

JOHN SHORTHOUSE'S VOICE REMINDS ME OF KERMIT THE FROG.


#27 Ossi Vaananen

Ossi Vaananen

    Canucks Third-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,821 posts
  • Joined: 25-April 12

Posted 04 December 2012 - 03:34 AM

"The people's Champion"
  • 0

2d7ye0p.jpg

 

Credit to -Vintage Canuck-


#28 I♥Wellwood

I♥Wellwood

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,904 posts
  • Joined: 27-April 07

Posted 04 December 2012 - 04:02 AM

You dont get it do you ?

I do lol. It's an acrostic poem.

it's not that she doesn't get it, she just really doesn't care.

This is also true :lol:
  • 0

Posted Image


#29 Shift-4

Shift-4

    Canucks All-Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,452 posts
  • Joined: 11-August 06

Posted 04 December 2012 - 07:58 AM

"Seemed like a good idea at the time" ::D
  • 0
Hockey is the only sport, the rest are just games.

#30 smithers joe

smithers joe

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,995 posts
  • Joined: 02-September 09

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:45 AM

knock first....i might not be alone.....
  • 0


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

Canucks.com is the official Web site of The Vancouver Canucks. The Vancouver Canucks and Canucks.com are trademarks of The Vancouver Canucks Limited Partnership.  NHL and the word mark and image of the Stanley Cup are registered trademarks and the NHL Shield and NHL Conference logos are trademarks of the National Hockey League. All NHL logos and marks and NHL team logos and marks as well as all other proprietary materials depicted herein are the property of the NHL and the respective NHL teams and may not be reproduced without the prior written consent of NHL Enterprises, L.P.  Copyright © 2009 The Vancouver Canucks Limited Partnership and the National Hockey League.  All Rights Reserved.