canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Gee, that must be hard to become. Hey its something. One little victory at a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Hey its something. One little victory at a time Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married. I'll get the stripper for the bachelor's party now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'll get the stripper for the bachelor's party now *You'll make eye-contact with her. Don't rush things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 *You'll make eye-contact with her. Don't rush things. but things were going so well... bedroom issues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 but things were going so well... bedroom issues? Yeah. I don't know... Just... When I fantasize about her being naked I just feel like she's not real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Yeah. I don't know... Just... When I fantasize about her being naked I just feel like she's not real. Plenty of fish in the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMB Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Well tomorrow's my busiest day. After this should be a breeze Bye guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMB Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Plenty of fish in the sea Looooooooooooooooooool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Plenty of fish in the sea Yeah, but I don't want to have sex with fish I want to have sex with ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaku Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married. this legit made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Yeah, but I don't want to have sex with fish I want to have sex with ladies. this is no time to be picky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 this is no time to be picky I don't know man *starts to sob*... I just... I just f-feel like... I feel like a fish isn't a good substitute for a woman. I mean... Yeah, the smell is there. B-but... Where's the tender loving? I don't... I... I mean, I just want a hug. Did no one think that maybe I just wanted a hug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashian Kassian Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Ah Mash you make this thread so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Ah Mash you make this thread so much better. I make everything better... Except for relationships! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I don't know man *starts to sob*... I just... I just f-feel like... I feel like a fish isn't a good substitute for a woman. I mean... Yeah, the smell is there. B-but... Where's the tender loving? I don't... I... I mean, I just want a hug. Did no one think that maybe I just wanted a hug? I'm always here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'm always here But I don't want to put my penis in you. I should clarify, by hug I meant sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 But I don't want to put my penis in you. I should clarify, by hug I meant sex. Then I know 2 women to help you, Palmela Handerson and Jill. 2 nice girls who are always by your side and ready to go at any time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Then I know 2 women to help you, Palmela Handerson and Jill. 2 nice girls who are always by your side and ready to go at any time Nah they sound like skanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nah they sound like skanks. what else is a rebound girl supposed to be, you just came out of a big relationship and need to get back in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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