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Gee, that must be hard to become.

Hey its something. One little victory at a time

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Hey its something. One little victory at a time

Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married.

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Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married.

I'll get the stripper for the bachelor's party now

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I'll get the stripper for the bachelor's party now

*You'll make eye-contact with her.

Don't rush things.

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*You'll make eye-contact with her.

Don't rush things.

but things were going so well...

bedroom issues?

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but things were going so well...

bedroom issues?

Yeah. I don't know... Just... When I fantasize about her being naked I just feel like she's not real.

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Yeah. I don't know... Just... When I fantasize about her being naked I just feel like she's not real.

Plenty of fish in the sea

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Well tomorrow's my busiest day. After this should be a breeze

Bye guys

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Plenty of fish in the sea

Looooooooooooooooooool.

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Plenty of fish in the sea

Yeah, but I don't want to have sex with fish I want to have sex with ladies.

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Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married.

:lol:

this legit made me lol

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Yeah, but I don't want to have sex with fish I want to have sex with ladies.

this is no time to be picky

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this is no time to be picky

I don't know man *starts to sob*... I just... I just f-feel like... I feel like a fish isn't a good substitute for a woman. I mean... Yeah, the smell is there. B-but... Where's the tender loving? I don't... I... I mean, I just want a hug. Did no one think that maybe I just wanted a hug?

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Ah Mash you make this thread so much better.

I make everything better... Except for relationships!

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I don't know man *starts to sob*... I just... I just f-feel like... I feel like a fish isn't a good substitute for a woman. I mean... Yeah, the smell is there. B-but... Where's the tender loving? I don't... I... I mean, I just want a hug. Did no one think that maybe I just wanted a hug?

I'm always here

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I'm always here

But I don't want to put my penis in you.

I should clarify, by hug I meant sex.

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But I don't want to put my penis in you.

I should clarify, by hug I meant sex.

Then I know 2 women to help you, Palmela Handerson and Jill. 2 nice girls who are always by your side and ready to go at any time

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Then I know 2 women to help you, Palmela Handerson and Jill. 2 nice girls who are always by your side and ready to go at any time

Nah they sound like skanks.

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Nah they sound like skanks.

what else is a rebound girl supposed to be, you just came out of a big relationship and need to get back in action

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