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Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married.

I'll get the stripper for the bachelor's party now

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Yeah. I don't know... Just... When I fantasize about her being naked I just feel like she's not real.

Plenty of fish in the sea

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Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married.

:lol:

this legit made me lol

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this is no time to be picky

I don't know man *starts to sob*... I just... I just f-feel like... I feel like a fish isn't a good substitute for a woman. I mean... Yeah, the smell is there. B-but... Where's the tender loving? I don't... I... I mean, I just want a hug. Did no one think that maybe I just wanted a hug?

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I don't know man *starts to sob*... I just... I just f-feel like... I feel like a fish isn't a good substitute for a woman. I mean... Yeah, the smell is there. B-but... Where's the tender loving? I don't... I... I mean, I just want a hug. Did no one think that maybe I just wanted a hug?

I'm always here

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But I don't want to put my penis in you.

I should clarify, by hug I meant sex.

Then I know 2 women to help you, Palmela Handerson and Jill. 2 nice girls who are always by your side and ready to go at any time

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Then I know 2 women to help you, Palmela Handerson and Jill. 2 nice girls who are always by your side and ready to go at any time

Nah they sound like skanks.

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Nah they sound like skanks.

what else is a rebound girl supposed to be, you just came out of a big relationship and need to get back in action

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