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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:19 AM



This is awesome haha.


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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:39 AM

All I gotta say at 30 seconds is: OUCH!

Plus I always kiss under mistletoe.

Always.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 04:44 AM

I would always kiss under the mistletoe but I've never been under any so... hopefully this year!
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 05:23 AM

Gotta be careful with mistletoe....


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Posted 14 December 2012 - 05:26 AM

haha clever
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:36 AM

I can't see the videos on my BB, but hopefully they aren't stealing my joke about australian mistletoe.

They're basically the same, but the kiss is down under ;) ;)
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:17 PM

All I gotta say at 30 seconds is: OUCH!

Plus I always kiss under mistletoe.

Always.


I don't know about that man, just looking at your sig...
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:37 PM

I don't know about that man, just looking at your sig...


Yes, but I said that also so can you take it seriously?
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:19 PM

As long as it's hung on my belt. :bigblush:
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:01 AM

As long as it's hung on my belt. :bigblush:

i got me a belt buckle with it on it.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:05 AM

I keep trying to kiss ladies down at the mall and they keep hitting me. Then I just want to kiss them more, and then they pepper-spray me.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:20 AM

I keep trying to kiss ladies down at the mall and they keep hitting me. Then I just want to kiss them more, and then they pepper-spray me.


Don't give up. That means they like you.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:26 AM

Don't give up. That means they like you.


Are they just playing hard to get?
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:26 AM

I keep trying to kiss ladies down at the mall and they keep hitting me. Then I just want to kiss them more, and then they pepper-spray me.


I just give 'em a little jab with a needle full of Ketamine and they are like putty in my hands.



I'm not allowed in the mall anymore... :(
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:28 AM

I just give 'em a little jab with a needle full of Ketamine and they are like putty in my hands.



I'm not allowed in the mall anymore... :(


I started running around naked screaming "IF YOU CANT TAKE ME AT MY WORST YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST". I too am banned from the mall.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:32 AM

I started running around naked screaming "IF YOU CANT TAKE ME AT MY WORST YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST". I too am banned from the mall.


Hmmm, our efforts alone aren't sufficient, perhaps if we joined efforts we can make lady's become damp.

Plus with forces joined the flabby security guard at the mall doesn't stand a chance.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:44 AM

I started running around naked screaming "IF YOU CANT TAKE ME AT MY WORST YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST". I too am banned from the mall.


No way. I used to hang outside the ladies room looking for dates and such at the local mall. Everything went fine for a week or so until the mall started getting suspicious of me... So they call these security guys in to 'talk' with me (what they really did was treat me like a criminal), and of course I wasn't going to take any of it. So I put up a bit of a fight, and technically I'm not allowed to tell the rest of the story.

But I can say that they won't let me back in the mall either. Honestly I don't know how these people get away with this - it's nothing short of discrimination.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:47 AM

Hmmm, our efforts alone aren't sufficient, perhaps if we joined efforts we can make lady's become damp.

Plus with forces joined the flabby security guard at the mall doesn't stand a chance.


Quickly, to the chariot! We'll regroup in my hotel room and form a plan, I'm staying at the Marriott!
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:48 AM

No way. I used to hang outside the ladies room looking for dates and such at the local mall. Everything went fine for a week or so until the mall started getting suspicious of me... So they call these security guys in to 'talk' with me (what they really did was treat me like a criminal), and of course I wasn't going to take any of it. So I put up a bit of a fight, and technically I'm not allowed to tell the rest of the story.

But I can say that they won't let me back in the mall either. Honestly I don't know how these people get away with this - it's nothing short of discrimination.


I tried to do my mating dance with the female security guard. It didn't work.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:05 AM

Quickly, to the chariot! We'll regroup in my hotel room and form a plan, I'm staying at the Marriott!


Go on ahead, I'll catch up riding one of my huskies!
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:06 AM

Hmmm, our efforts alone aren't sufficient, perhaps if we joined efforts we can make lady's become damp.

I've done that. They don't seem to like it though. Once a chick took the watering can out of my hands and beat me with it...and I was the one kicked out!! If you can believe that shizz.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:13 AM

I've done that. They don't seem to like it though. Once a chick took the watering can out of my hands and beat me with it...and I was the one kicked out!! If you can believe that shizz.


Beat you up or off? There's a difference.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:21 AM

Beat you up or off? There's a difference.


I've been both beat up and off with a watering can, either way I ended up in a hospital...
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:37 PM

What would I do? Give them a better kiss than most of those!
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 09:50 PM

Do I believe in the mistletoe tradition? Depends who I'm trapped under it with.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:16 PM

Do I believe in the mistletoe tradition? Depends who I'm trapped under it with.



Bad sportsmanship, man.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:16 PM

I would always kiss under the mistletoe but I've never been under any so... hopefully this year!


I could help with that, if you would allow it...

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Do I believe in the mistletoe tradition? Depends who I'm trapped under it with.


I always kiss under mistletoe.

Always.


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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:31 PM

We celebrate Gweelowlala Day now. New tradition: If you yell "POTATOES" out loud, every woman within 10 feet of you has to come and give you a kiss.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:47 PM

We celebrate Gweelowlala Day now. New tradition: If you yell "POTATOES" out loud, every woman within 10 feet of you has to come and give you a kiss.


Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this new tradition.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:49 PM

We celebrate Gweelowlala Day now. New tradition: If you yell "POTATOES" out loud, every woman within 10 feet of you has to come and give you a kiss.


Just tried this in Wal-Mart...got some weird looks and a young child began to cry...
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