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#1 BananaMash

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 12:49 AM

Christmas stories are lame. Let's write a CDC Christmas story.

Make sure to call Dibs on your chapter first, then write it, that way only one person will do a chapter and there will be no mixup. (A chapter is like a paragraph or more).

Chapter One: BananaMash
Chapter Two: One one two
Chapter Three: MaximYapierre
Chapter Four: JHansenFan
Chapter Five: Smashian Kassian
Chapter Six: Newsflash
Chapter Seven: MaximYapierre/BananaMash
Final Chapter: Gumballthechewy

Full Story: http://tinyurl.com/CDCStory

Edited by BananaMash, 19 December 2012 - 06:37 PM.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 12:51 AM

I would call chapter 2 but no gurantees I'll write it until next week
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 12:51 AM

I would call chapter 2 but no gurantees I'll write it until next week


Then I'm moving you to a later chapter, just call one when you can actually write it.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:02 AM

Calling chapter two, will have it up in an hour or so.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:06 AM

Calling chapter two, will have it up in an hour or so.


Noted. Adding you to the OP.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:10 AM

Chapter six.
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Buddy I called this EXACT situtation on here two years ago and was flamed, so I guess I have a bit of hockey knowledge, not to mention the 4 years I played in the OHL idiot.


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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:13 AM

I'm down for Chapter 3.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:13 AM

I'm doing chapter 4. Ellie Goulding !

PM me when its my turn ! whoever does chapter 3 :D

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:14 AM

Adding both to the OP.

I'm doing chapter 4. Ellie Goulding !

PM me when its my turn ! whoever does chapter 3 :D


I'll PM you when you're up. Ellie Goulding has a very manly face in your sig.

Edited by BananaMash, 16 December 2012 - 01:14 AM.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:14 AM

Then I'm moving you to a later chapter, just call one when you can actually write it.


I'll say Chapter Ten for now unless this becomes super popular then I'll move further back
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:15 AM

Chapter 69
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:15 AM

I'll say Chapter Ten for now unless this becomes super popular then I'll move further back


Lol k if there is even a chapter 10.

Chapter 69


Pick a real chapter or scram poo-butt <3

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:17 AM

I'll PM you when you're up. Ellie Goulding has a very manly face in your sig.


Geeze be nice to the people who are participating in your thread !
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:18 AM

Pick a real chapter or scram poo-butt <3

Pretty sure it would be a real chapter if it would go that far.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:20 AM

Geeze be nice to the people who are participating in your thread !


I just said in your sig! It's not the most flattering picture of her.

Pretty sure it would be a real chapter if it would go that far.


But we both know it wont.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:21 AM

I just said in your sig! It's not the most flattering picture of her.


-throws down hat-

I QUIT ! unless you apologize, and say that you love her eyes. (That was the point of the picture haha. Her awesome eyes)
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:22 AM

-throws down hat-

I QUIT ! unless you apologize, and say that you love her eyes. (That was the point of the picture haha. Her awesome eyes)

Ellie Goulding sucks. That would grind your gears.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:24 AM

-throws down hat-

I QUIT ! unless you apologize, and say that you love her eyes. (That was the point of the picture haha. Her awesome eyes)


She does have nice eyes, aside from that she's not the look I'd go for. Which is good, because she'd not go for me because I'm an ugly peasant and she's in the public eye. So we've come to an understanding?
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:27 AM

Ellie Goulding sucks. That would grind your gears.


Not exactly, since I know i'm being trolled :) However for your benefit.... OMG. She is ten times as pretty as you. If she was a guy she would be 100x as handsome. She sings like an angel, and has the cutest english accent ever. -EXPLETIVE- you d-bag !


She does have nice eyes, aside from that she's not the look I'd go for. Which is good, because she'd not go for me because I'm an ugly peasant and she's in the public eye. So we've come to an understanding?


A Gentlemen's agreement !
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:29 AM

Not exactly, since I know i'm being trolled :) However for your benefit.... OMG. She is ten times as pretty as you. If she was a guy she would be 100x as handsome. She sings like an angel, and has the cutest english accent ever. -EXPLETIVE- you d-bag !


She would be a very ugly man.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:29 AM

Not exactly, since I know i'm being trolled :) However for your benefit.... OMG. She is ten times as pretty as you. If she was a guy she would be 100x as handsome. She sings like an angel, and has the cutest english accent ever. -EXPLETIVE- you d-bag !


Well someone took that seriously.....
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:36 AM

Okay, didn't want to hog the whole thing and this is plenty so I got it up a little early. :D


Chapter two


Gumball, Tiggies and Mash were struck with a mix of fear and... well, more fear that left them frozen and shaking. The Big Red Man stumbled through the door, completely lacking in coordination, and fell flat on his face, passed out, drunk. Tiggies paused the game, but that was all he could do. The three of them stared in silence at the sight of the man and had no idea what to do next. Before long, however, they heard the footsteps of Alex and his mother come up the stairs. "Dad's home!," said Alex with great excitement. "Go get the water, sweety" his mother said with an oddly relieved tone. It was as if this was a common occurrence in the house; Alex knew exactly what she was talking about and presented a bucket filled to the brim with water to his mother in no more than a minute.

Alex's mother had meanwhile grabbed a show shovel out of the closet and flipped the body over. Once presented with Alex's bucket, she motioned over to the drunkard. Alex again knew exactly what she meant, and poured the bucket over his head. In an instant the Big Red Man was wide awake, and gave Alex and his wife a big hug. "Wow, what a cute family," whispered Gumball to the others. "Are you kidding? I can smell the vodka from his mouth all the way over here," Tiggies stated in rebuttal. "Oh well, at least they're happy. Anyway, it's my turn now – gimme the controller," said Mash as he pulled the controller from Tiggies' hands, unpausing the game. Tiggies was upset, but content -- it wasn't his turn any longer. Gumball, however, was too stunned by and curious about what just happened to realize that Mash just stole his turn.

Before long, the Big Red Man made his way into the kitchen, and Alex followed him. Gumball had noticed the man took a large pouch home with him and was opening it in the kitchen, so he slipped away and left Mash with the game to check it out. He walked into the kitchen and stood next to Alex just as the man was opening the pouch, but he didn't have a good enough view of it as the man's back was turned to him. "You won't believe this one, boy," said Alex's father. "I did real good tonight... But you're gonna have to wait until Christmas to see it, you know!" He quickly closed the sack, stood up as straight as he could in his intoxicated state, turned around, and winked at Alex.

"That wink..." Gumball thought to himself. "That wink, there's no mistaking it – I've seen it before in the movies... It's really him!" In an instant he now believed in Santa again, but he wasn't able to dwell on it just yet; realizing what an awkward scene he may have created by walking into the kitchen, Gumball slowly slipped back into the living room to talk with Mash and Tiggies. He wanted to get both of their attention before starting, but Mash wouldn't listen. "Mash," ... "Mash, listen to me!" Gumball whispered as loudly as he could, but Mash wouldn't pay attention. This left Gumball with no choice. He had to do something no child should ever have to do... He forcibly paused the game. "Hey, what the hell, man?!" "Shh, keep quiet. I need to talk to you guys." Gumball explained his inference that Alex's dad was really Santa Claus, and the three of them quickly started trading yelps of excitement. They then did what any right-minded male children would do, and started discussing ways in which they could steal some presents from him. "Not a whole lot, just as much as we need" to retain their moral righteousness.

Edited by One one two, 16 December 2012 - 02:13 AM.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:37 AM

Love it 122!
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:42 AM

I loved it One One Two! Tiggies vanished, but he wasn't a major plot device anyway.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:43 AM

I loved it One One Two! Tiggies vanished, but he wasn't a major plot device anyway.


Oh &%#*.

I'm sorry, Tiggies. D:

Give me two minutes and I'll fix it.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:46 AM

Oh &%#*.

I'm sorry, Tiggies. D:


Hmmm... Would you be okay if I revised my chapter a bit to write Tiggies out prior to yours? It will end the same, nothing will change at all aside from him leaving.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:47 AM

One thing these stories are missing, and that's me! I love me some me!
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:52 AM

Hmmm... Would you be okay if I revised my chapter a bit to write Tiggies out prior to yours? It will end the same, nothing will change at all aside from him leaving.


Oh, I already changed mine, but I like your way more. Good idea.

But naw, I think I fixed it -- should work now.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:55 AM

Tallywacker.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:59 AM

I also have the original version of yours saved in Word, lol.
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