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#1 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:00 PM

Psych!

I got you Colon Dee!
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#2 ChenWei91

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:06 PM

Bet you also had Avelanch all excited.
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#3 Common sense

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:24 PM

What is this...4chan?
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#4 avelanch

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:30 PM

Bet you also had Avelanch all excited.

read the first word got all excited, read the second, it went away.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:42 PM

40 Year old Asians can look like jailbait lol.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:52 PM

40 Year old Asians can look like jailbait lol.

yes, but they are not. nothing wrong with looking that young, as long as they are not actually that young.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:59 PM

read the first word got all excited, read the second, it went away.


I believe this represents you quite well

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then

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#8 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:01 PM

This thread was meant as a joke...

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 22 December 2012 - 08:33 PM.

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:10 PM

I'm asian and I'm offended

I think I can speak for ChenWei and I when I say this.
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#10 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:18 PM

I'm asian and I'm offended

I think I can speak for ChenWei and I when I say this.


Ok, ok, ok, I'm sorry....

I'll post actual Asian jailbait.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:22 PM

The artist formerly known as UMB was so excited for this thread. I have to say, I'm disappointed this was a joke. I had a .gif all ready and everything:

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:32 PM

I love how Colon Dee hasn't even posted in here yet...

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 22 December 2012 - 08:33 PM.

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:37 PM

I love how Colon Dee hasn't even posted in here yet...


He's busy calling people 13-15 in the status update section.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:45 PM

He's busy calling people 13-15 in the status update section.


That's no excuse!
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:49 PM

gum, you psyched us all out.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:49 PM

That's no excuse!


Let the man believe! One day someone will say "Yes I am 13", and the mating ritual will begin.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:55 PM

gum, you psyched us all out.


That me!

Master of the disappoint.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 22 December 2012 - 08:57 PM.

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#18 avelanch

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 09:04 PM

I believe this represents you quite well

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then

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seems about right.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 10:33 PM

I'm asian and I'm offended

I think I can speak for ChenWei and I when I say this.


Quiet, this is the first thread ever to be dedicated to you.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:49 AM

Oh, god damn.

I was sitting on the skytrain, nothing to do. Saw the Spam Threads forum, laughed to myself because all the threads are awful but clicked anyways just to reaffirm...

And bam. Almost choked when I saw the title.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:52 AM

I was at Metrotown yesterday buying a present for my dad and man, I was fully torqued up with all the good looking girlies. But they were all there with their mothers so all the scenarios I had worked up in my head were dashed.

I might throw on my tightest underwear and go back today
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:00 AM

Guys, don't waste good threads like this in this section. If CDC were to have a taint, this would be it.
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#23 BananaMash

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 12:39 PM

I was at Metrotown yesterday buying a present for my dad and man, I was fully torqued up with all the good looking girlies. But they were all there with their mothers so all the scenarios I had worked up in my head were dashed.

I might throw on my tightest underwear and go back today


Tell us more about this man of yours that you're buying gifts for? I thought you were into little Asian girls, but hey I won't judge.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 01:02 PM

Guys, don't waste good threads like this in this section. If CDC were to have a taint, this would be it.


Ha ha! Sorry, but I'd probably get banned if I posted Asian jailbait for real.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:50 PM

Tell us more about this man of yours that you're buying gifts for? I thought you were into little Asian girls, but hey I won't judge.


It was only an exclamation.

Ha ha! Sorry, but I'd probably get banned if I posted Asian jailbait for real.


Probably, but there are other Methods
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:51 PM

Probably, but there are other Methods


Mmmm... I see what you did there....
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:53 PM

It was only an exclamation.


Oh, in that case carry on. The good thing for your Asian fetish is:

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:54 PM

The artist formerly known as UMB was so excited for this thread. I have to say, I'm disappointed this was a joke. I had a .gif all ready and everything:

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Ha ha ha ha he such a fat kitty.

The gif is cool too.



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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:58 PM

Ha ha ha ha he such a fat kitty.

The gif is cool too.



B)


You know what they say, you are what you e... Never mind, I don't want to get banned.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:59 PM

You know what they say, you are what you e... Never mind, I don't want to get banned.



:lol:
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