Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I have updated the OP with information all about this wondrous holiday. I love how a thread, originally a double post thread, has become the best thing in Spam Threads. Hey! Maybe I should petition Stealth to move this into CMN... Is this thread considered spam? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I have updated the OP with information all about this wondrous holiday. What day is Gweelowlala on? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 What day is Gweelowlala on? That's a good question Saint Mash. Indeed we celebrate Gweelowlala all December long but the grand feast and sacrifices are done on the 33rd. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 That's a good question Saint Mash. Indeed we celebrate Gweelowlala all December long but the grand feast and sacrifices are done on the 33rd. Ah-ha! Happy Gweelowlala to you! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Ah-ha! Happy Gweelowlala to you! And a very happy Gweelowlala to you too my brother. Saint Mash, shouldn't we have a song for the Forgenblufkinmoot? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Ah-ha! Happy Gweelowlala to you! And a very happy Gweelowlala to you too my brother. Gleeful Gweelowlala Day, everyone. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I still don't know wtf this is, and why have I not gotten my boats and hoes? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 And a very happy Gweelowlala to you too my brother. Saint Mash, shouldn't we have a song for the Forgenblufkinmoot? All gather round for this is a tale, Of the great Forgenblufkinmoot, Where we eat a meal and the ale, Made by a swede, Bork Bork Bork, The three ladies, of unsoiled nature, Sacrificed to please our gods! If she resists, we'll shall make her, Bow to our mighty dogs! This tale may seem too dark to some, So we celebrate with joyful tunes, So feel the songs in your lungs, And know we're all here for you! Arnold Schwarzenegger, god of crops Stalin, god of the power within each saint, Mickey mouse, god of the corrupt cops, Please them all, or we will all meet our fate. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 All gather round for this is a tale, Of the great Forgenblufkinmoot, Where we eat a meal and the ale, Made by a swede, Bork Bork Bork, The three ladies, of unsoiled nature, Sacrificed to please our gods! If she resists, we'll shall make her, Bow to our mighty dogs! This tale may seem too dark to some, So we celebrate with joyful tunes, So feel the songs in your lungs, And know we're all here for you! Arnold Schwarzenegger, god of crops Stalin, god of the power within each saint, Mickey mouse, god of the corrupt cops, Please them all, or we will all meet our fate. Perfect form Saint Mash, perfect form! I still don't know wtf this is, and why have I not gotten my boats and hoes? Re-read the OP. It clarifys everything... sorta... not really... The reason you have not received your boats and hoes is because your virgins for sacrifice were in sufficient, it's all detailed in the OP. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Re-read the OP. It clarifys everything... sorta... not really... The reason you have not received your boats and hoes is because your virgins for sacrifice were in sufficient, it's all detailed in the OP. Ok, would Asian virgins satisfy you? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Ok, would Asian virgins satisfy you? Yes, as long as they are, in fact, female. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Yes, as long as they are, in fact, female. Then I think we have reached an understanding. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Then I think we have reached an understanding. Indeed. Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Gweelowlala rituals deman hot female virgins, you displease the gods of Gweelowlala! Lord Yappy! Slay this heathen and I shall canonise you aswel! The heathen cannot be slain - only chastised to the deepest depths of the Gweelowlala gecko chambers. Praise the Gweelowlala gecko!! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 The heathen cannot be slain - only chastised to the deepest depths of the Gweelowlala gecko chambers. Praise the Gweelowlala gecko!! Hmmm, tell us more about this Gweelowlala gecko Saint Yappie. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 I own two geckos in real life, so a Gweelowlala gecko makes sense. Link to comment
Caboose Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Hmmm, tell us more about this Gweelowlala gecko Saint Yappie. Check PM's Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Saint Mash! We require a song about the heathens, avelanch is the heathen king. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Saint Mash! We require a song about the heathens, avelanch is the heathen king. Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be Messing with a Saint like me, M-to-the-A-to-the-S-H Last I heard, y'all posers was havin' holidays, with the SAME fake saints, I show no love, to heathen thugs Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs How you gonna explain that to me man? Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand -Original by DMX, Edited by Saint Mash Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be Messing with a Saint like me, M-to-the-A-to-the-S-H Last I heard, y'all posers was havin' holidays, with the SAME fake saints, I show no love, to heathen thugs Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs How you gonna explain that to me man? Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand -Original by DMX, Edited by Saint Mash Excellent! Link to comment
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