BananaMash, on 24 December 2012 - 12:46 AM, said:
All gather round for this is a tale,
Of the great Forgenblufkinmoot,
Where we eat a meal and the ale,
Made by a swede, Bork Bork Bork,
The three ladies, of unsoiled nature,
Sacrificed to please our gods!
If she resists, we'll shall make her,
Bow to our mighty dogs!
This tale may seem too dark to some,
So we celebrate with joyful tunes,
So feel the songs in your lungs,
And know we're all here for you!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, god of crops
Stalin, god of the power within each saint,
Mickey mouse, god of the corrupt cops,
Please them all, or we will all meet our fate.
Perfect form Saint Mash, perfect form!
formyhunny77, on 24 December 2012 - 12:43 AM, said:
I still don't know wtf this is, and why have I not gotten my boats and hoes?
Re-read the OP. It clarifys everything... sorta... not really...
The reason you have not received your boats and hoes is because your virgins for sacrifice were in sufficient, it's all detailed in the OP.
Edited by Gumballthechewy, 24 December 2012 - 12:59 AM.